[xBhp Universal Thread]: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

[Coplay@180]

Originally Posted by niks_devil666

A frnd once said - "Bullet 350 is 3.5 HP , because 100 cc = 1 HP"
Showed the bullet machismo 350 brochure , it said 18bhp.
He says , this is the brake ka horse power not engine ka !!! :O

I laughed for 5 minutes flat for this one man. seriously hilarious

[rubber_stamp_champ]

Originally Posted by jd666

^^ mine is better and bigger than yours... for sure!!! lol!! !

- on the ninja - whats so special about this bike?

- you couldve bought a car instead!

- The bottom will hit each and every speedbreaker out of the showroom. I simply replied, yes, thats exactly what im gonna do, Grind the bottom on every speedbreaker i can find!! lol!!

- The average will be quite bad ( i have never checked the average! ), i said yeah, maybe around 18-22kmpl!!! haha.

- The R15 plastic body will get damaged when it falls over. - its a hard time explaining to them thats its more functional than aesthetical. And only sane riders should ride it else there will be crashes.


BTW i have started telling everyone that my ninja is a modified pulsar. Less attention that ways!

ROFL...the modified pulsar part is funny

[aryan rajvanshi]

This happens to me last year-

I went to honda service center for my unicorn disc(lot of heating).A service center guy take my bike for a spin and he is coming back from the lane opposite to the divider and on the middle of the road he is suspecting something.....when he comes back he asked me a million dollar question-

"bhaisahab aapne iska gear lever aadha katwa kyon diya" can you imagine.........

[cursedcrusader]

Someppl here ..even say r15 as r1 and vice versa coz 15 is greater than 1

[sambit]

"bhai shaab,itne daam me karizma kyun le raheho??stunner lelo,sasta hai,milage bahot achha hai,aur ek hi jaise dikhte hain"..

this is wot the person in a Herohonda showroom told me when I had gone there to enqire abt ZMA.He was actually in the old bike exchange dept.I was exchanging my old Gladiator then.I never got it,had he some tie ups with the Hondas or wot.Or may be,he was not concerned about the HH sales,he was jst dealing wid old bikes.

[burnrubbernotursoul]

while coming back from a ride on my 220 an old man signaled me to stop and asked for a lift. upon reaching his destination he thanked me and praised my bike, - very good bike ,which is this bike? is it the bike which young college guys call splendour? i was like

[sudipta_roy]

Well there are lots of comments but the most I was asked for my R1 is,

1) if it's run on diesel as the engine is so big..
2) believe it or not many people asked me " ish mai ac hai na? kaise kam karti hai " the ram air scoops made them think like this.

[fahim154]

my father calls my pulsar 220 dtsi a scooter and says 100 rupai ke petrol main ek mahina chalti he bike to fir petrol ke pese kis baat ke
(i wish it could)

and for my mother she thinks that bikes like re 350 and thumpers are for dhoodhwala bhaiya and gundas or thugs

[felix.ragav]

This happened yesterday at a chai shop near my place. Was enjoying a smoke and i notice this stranger checking out my console, very inquisitive about the gear indicator. When I walked upto to my bike, he asks me " Sir Is this bike Imported?" My GS is very ordinary looking, but I was taken aback by his question. I said No, it's made in India boss, Its suzuki, and pat came the reply "Then how come they call it suzuki if its made in India".. HA HA HA HA ROTFLOL..
Really dumb!!!!!!!!!!

the best question i've received so far is not verbal at all.. it is from the roadside romeos who wanna prove a point to your girl.. ha ha ha.. She very calmly asks me not to... Thats one moment I love

[Vignesh vnktrmn]

Hey all,
I am in my third year mecanical engineering and one of the final year guys in my college(he's from a rural place) pointed out to a parked pulsar's front wheel n said"Arre yaar iske clutch plate mein itne saare holes kyun hai??". Not wanting to argue One of my friends replied"weight reduction ke liye" and we slipped out of there and had a huge laugh for days after the incident.