But really, thats some original thought.
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What writing by this guy. Its as if all the vowels have been sucked out from that piece of fantasy literature.
But really, thats some original thought.
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You wont believe Aargee, this guy had a huge fight with me on the same page. And he was so stubborn that we thought its better to teach a parrot to speak than making him understand.Originally posted by aargee View PostLeave a comment:
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Here's one from FB; takes the icing in this entire thread!!!
I can very well accept the fact on R15 taking over CBR 250R, but that's guys explanation on RPM vs BHP is something that is even unseen in Tamil Cinema!!! Beats the s*** out of everyone!!! ROTFL!!!
Source : FBLast edited by aargee; 03-12-2012, 11:30 PM.Leave a comment:
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On a weekend Gtg ride one kid had asked me by looking at our riding gears "are you guys from formula one racing team "
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Stranger,pointing towards my rtr's projector - Bhaiya ye 200cc apache kb aayi??
Me - Aayi ni hai, mangwayi hai chennai se, time lagega market me aane me.
Stranger - Bhaiya, mera number le lo, mere liye mangwa do ek kaale me.
Me - Ha pakka. *Wheelie and disappeared*Leave a comment:
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Two cops stopped me at a red light <temp number>.
As I had done 250 in two days, much more than allowed 70 Km on a temp number. I was in a bargain with them to settle it out.
I have a R15 v2 LE
Cop: Kitna cc
Me: 150
Cop: Bas
Me: Sigh !
Cop: Kitne ka hai
Me: Sava lakh
Cop: voh nayi gaadi hai na, honda ka cbr, voh to dedh lakh main 250 cc de rahe hain, bekar hai yaar tumhara to.
Me: Sigh !Leave a comment:
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Very few know that it's a gear and its purpose.,It was in the recent times it came in use.. I came to know the essentials of gears and its presenceOriginally posted by aargee View PostNot about bikes, but about riding gears...
Last Thursday I was stopped by Police for routine check & here's how it went...
Police1: Why're you riding so fast?
Me: silent & started taking out the papers
Police1: Wait wait, why're you riding so fast?
Me: Sorry sir
Police1: Feels he achieved something & then starts looking me keenly
Me: Hands over the original license to Police2
Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
Me:
Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
Me: More
Police1: You're wearing this & he points to my knee guard
Me:
Me: We've to wear this & only ride this bike
after coming to XBHP only.,
It'll will take some time ... aargee neenga epo use pana aarambichinga..Leave a comment:
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Not about bikes, but about riding gears...
Last Thursday I was stopped by Police for routine check & here's how it went...
Police1: Why're you riding so fast?
Me: silent & started taking out the papers
Police1: Wait wait, why're you riding so fast?
Me: Sorry sir
Police1: Feels he achieved something & then starts looking me keenly
Me: Hands over the original license to Police2
Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
Me:
Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
Me: More
Police1: You're wearing this & he points to my knee guard
Me:
Me: We've to wear this & only ride this bikeLeave a comment:
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roflOriginally posted by ashwinprakas View PostA series of conversations with a Classmate/Roommate.
1)
HIM> My bike has 2 filters.
ME> How
HIM> I put a divider pipe at the mouth of the carb. so now I can use both my K&N and Stock filter, so double power increase.
ME>
Wow, man, you're super smart.
HIM> I know.
2)
HIM> My bike's got ABS.
ME> Wow, how much did it cost??
HIM>1000Rs. (Me thinking its the local ABS)
ME> Can you get me one.?
HIM> Of course.
Next day saw his bike.
ME> Where's the ABS
HIM> Its a pin, which my mech inserted inside the brake to increase bite.
ME> So once again, tell me why we need ABS
HIM> Its easier to do stoppies with them.
ME> Wow man, will save cash and let you know.
3)
(By now I know he's a N00B. )
ME> Look bro these are my Iridium spark plugs. (Showed him my old stock sparkplug, cause he'd recently said he was using high performance Iridium plugs.)
HIM> I know, I've been using them for a while.
ME> (Nothing thats all, I guess I've proved my point
)
And BTW he's the best biker in our college and surprisingly he owns a 2009 ZMA and me a 2011 ZMA.
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A series of conversations with a Classmate/Roommate.
1)
HIM> My bike has 2 filters.
ME> How
HIM> I put a divider pipe at the mouth of the carb. so now I can use both my K&N and Stock filter, so double power increase.
ME> Wow, man, you're super smart.
HIM> I know.
2)
HIM> My bike's got ABS.
ME> Wow, how much did it cost??
HIM>1000Rs. (Me thinking its the local ABS)
ME> Can you get me one.?
HIM> Of course.
Next day saw his bike.
ME> Where's the ABS
HIM> Its a pin, which my mech inserted inside the brake to increase bite.
ME> So once again, tell me why we need ABS
HIM> Its easier to do stoppies with them.
ME> Wow man, will save cash and let you know.
3)
(By now I know he's a N00B. )
ME> Look bro these are my Iridium spark plugs. (Showed him my old stock sparkplug, cause he'd recently said he was using high performance Iridium plugs.)
HIM> I know, I've been using them for a while.
ME> (Nothing thats all, I guess I've proved my point )
And BTW he's the best biker in our college and surprisingly he owns a 2009 ZMA and me a 2011 ZMA.Leave a comment:
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Couldn't control myself...Originally posted by wildest View PostHey buddies, I faced this incident recently!
Few days back, I met my uncle in the coffee shop where I used to go frequently. We drank coffee together and finally,
He asked me to drop him up to his home. I started the bike and asked him to sit in the bike. He sat in the bike and at the same time, he kept his both foot in my foot pegs!
I said, uncle will you please put your both foot back?
He said, "Don't worry, I am comfortable!"
I couldn't stop laughing for almost 20 seconds!
P.S. He rarely rides bike! I think its due to different riding posture in R15 than other normal bikes!
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I had parked my bike at a parking lot. On coming back, I found 3 taxiwalas discussing the anatomy of the bike
Their comments:
1) Tank, Tire and seat are from FZ16
2) Engine is from Apache
3) Fairing is from Pulsar
My Reactions:
1) Is it really copied
2) Ya whatever
3) Keep talking moronsLeave a comment:
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