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check out the one that puts a stop to all else..
" F U C K 'em ALL"
" F U C K 'em ALL"
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check out the one that puts a stop to all else..
" F U C K 'em ALL"The original BAD ASSComment
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its a good collection,
thats my submission,
with ur permission,
wanna add my condition.
i.e nice 1 liners bro !!!!"BiKiNg in INDIA is like JOGGING in IRAQ ,something may HIT YOU"
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My 2 Pence:Originally posted by cal View Post
1)Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.. Hence,,RIDE FAST
2) DO NOT OVERTAKE
people who do,will be shot,and survivors will be shot again.." Nothing Z Forever,Except D Change "
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ONE MORE:
HONK IF YOUR'e HORNY" Nothing Z Forever,Except D Change "
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SAw this on the rear of a TATA safari
Dont laugh at me... Your daughter might be insideThere are Bikers
There are Super Bikers...
And Then there's KRISS
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" Dont stare at me you pervert "There are Bikers
There are Super Bikers...
And Then there's KRISS
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Dunno if this is good enough but here's my shot at uh..... "one-lining"
Egostic:
"If i'm in front of you, that's probably because i'm better than you"
Scientific:
"There's no such thing as too much power" (My favourite)
Cool:
"If you are not scared enough then you are not going fast enough"I'm too intelligent to the unintended, and too dumb for the obvious.Comment
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Here are some from my end......
"Better to be a racer for a moment, than a spectator for a lifetime"
"Motocross is a contact sport, see you in the first corner"
Go faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...
"Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and Nitrous Oxide is for RACING!"
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough!!!
"If its too loud, your too old"
The difference between the men and the boys....................is the speed of their toys.
"My bike is not leaking oil, she is just marking her territory"
ItS NoT HoW YoU StAnD BeSiDe UrE RiDe...ItS HoW YoU RiDe It!!!!
Turbo lag is my way of giving you a head start.
For all other sports you need one ball, but for racing you need TWO.
My girl friend said "The next time you go racing, im gonna leave you".
Oh God, im gonna miss her.....
Bikers always try it with different ANGLES.
Cheers,
Josh!!!You live more in five minutes on a bike going flat out than some people live in a lifetime- Burt MunroComment
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why are there so many double posts in this thread?Super CommuTOURer� - Talk less, Ride more
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Re: OT: Bunch of One liners...
Do they seriously mean this? I have also seen bikes with warnings like "drive carefully becoz I drive careless".Originally posted by L.P. View PostMy 2 Pence:
1)Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.. Hence,,RIDE FAST
2) DO NOT OVERTAKE
people who do,will be shot,and survivors will be shot again..
What does this mean in the real world?
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