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  • turbosphere
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    At least you started this thread and now it's still active after so long. That needs so appreciation

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  • forty6
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    Hahaha. Not me, man. It is James May the best writer amongst the holy trinity of Jeremy, Richard and James of Top Gear fame.

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  • turbosphere
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    Originally posted by forty6 View Post
    "It has been said by some people with beards to rival His that God rides a Harley Davidson, but I doubt it somehow. Given the slight corporate embarrassment that was the dinosaurs, it seems unlikely that He would want to be associated with anything prehistoric." - James May.

    You can replace Harley with Bullet.
    Yet again forty6 you succeed to do something absolutely glorious [emoji106]

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  • forty6
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    "It has been said by some people with beards to rival His that God rides a Harley Davidson, but I doubt it somehow. Given the slight corporate embarrassment that was the dinosaurs, it seems unlikely that He would want to be associated with anything prehistoric." - James May.

    You can replace Harley with Bullet.

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  • drifter
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    Motorcycles are like religion.

    I never felt attracted to MotoGp.
    But Dakar or TT excites me to no avail.

    Why I don't know. There doesn't seem to be a logical reason.

    It would be so nice if we could change religion like motorcycles.
    Celebrating all the festivals of all the religions all year round.

    Have ridden an RE and would like to buy one someday probably as third bike.
    One Commuter , One Tourer and RE just for bliss.

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  • krishna77
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    A very light-hearted thread. Made my day.

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  • akshay
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    Good write up 46. Check out this link which is hilarious.

    6 reasons why I would never buy a Royal Enfield! - RiderZone

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  • prateek2210
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    Originally posted by rideruntildeath View Post
    I ride a 1984 bullet. Riding bullets for 12 years now. It has nothing to do with pride. It's my passion for the motorcycle. As far as comparisons go do you compare your mother to your girlfriend. I am sure you don't. Your love for your own mother unconditional and eternal. The same way we love our bullets forever. Our loyalties do not change cause some bike is prettier or faster. If you don't like bullets you don't. No love lost. Peace. Out
    And here comes another "man"

    I really feel sorry that Bullet owners have lost their sense of humor, may be because of the ear drums getting affected by the dug dug sound.

    Its a fun thread, there is no need to take it this seriously.
    Last edited by prateek2210; 10-17-2015, 11:25 AM.

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  • psr
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    The Harleys are the Bullets of the world..They are made fun of for their falling parts, leaking oil , and unreliable engine....
    here are some...this is not to hurt anyone's sentiment, and must be looked purely as a joke..

    Harley Davidson Bar Jokes Albert Einstein Albert Einstein arrives at a dinner party.
    He introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man answers, "189." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?" The lady answers, "143." "That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man answers, "58." Albert's face lights up as he exclaims, "So you're the one who rides the Harley parked out front!" ...




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    Last edited by psr; 10-17-2015, 11:03 AM.

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  • turbosphere
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    Had a ball of a time reading this, even though it was a subtle nerve-racking experience for some bullet owners have to say forty6 lids off to the man who took the time to jump into he'll and fight with the demons (not literally) about this. Besides, did you get attacked or have a hit man try to assassinate you for doing this? Reason I ask is because the minute I talk something like this bulleteers search for weapons to destroy me. Nice write up.

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  • rideruntildeath
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    I ride a 1984 bullet. Riding bullets for 12 years now. It has nothing to do with pride. It's my passion for the motorcycle. As far as comparisons go do you compare your mother to your girlfriend. I am sure you don't. Your love for your own mother unconditional and eternal. The same way we love our bullets forever. Our loyalties do not change cause some bike is prettier or faster. If you don't like bullets you don't. No love lost. Peace. Out

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  • satyenpoojary
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    You know the drill! and the email I'd.

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  • forty6
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    Originally posted by rusty_mechs View Post
    [MENTION=8461]forty6[/MENTION] what amazing write up man... Enjoyed every word. Should write articles for a living, if you are not doing that already
    Thanks man. I did write for the magazine of the same name as this forum, but the guy who runs this wasn't really very happy to pay. So, I thought better to earn bread from somewhere and buy fuel from somewhere else.

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  • Exattic
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    It's not about what is between your legs, but what you do with it.

    Riding a bike won't make you a man. You have to be man enough to Ride one.

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  • rreneav1987
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    Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
    Yes, this is not a banter thread. Don't we all love our bikes? It is just a lighthearted thread as SK mentioned.
    Though I don't quite agree with the statement that "men ride bullets and boys ride XYZ"!

    I am still a kindergarderner..

    Mommy, I don't want to go to school today as I own a ZMR and those who don't own a Bullet aren't men

    surprised to see such a post stating "Only Real Men Rides Bullet"! doesn't this statement sound like it is from a "kindergarderner"

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