Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries..

[apacheboy]

Quiz time

Guess the donor bike??
(I really liked the underseat exhausts...gawd they are kool)

[Sarvajit]

^^^^ That Bike looks decent enough .

Yes! If a person who didn't know bikes were to see it, they would have for sure mistaken it for a high powered sport bike by Yam!

[Puneet1]

^^^^ That Bike looks decent enough .

[apacheboy]

this time a couple from me...most of them are Orkut Posers...

BIKE MODIFICATIONS FOR Rs 1500 ONWARDS!!

SK'S TWO WHEELER MODIFIERS-TO GET AN IDEA U CAN VISIT THE PICS IN MY ALBUM

Give your two wheeler "THE LOOK", BECAUSE U DESERVE TO LOOK LIKE "THE RIDER" YOU ARE!!!

OVER A 100 PROUD AND SATISFIED CLIENTS INCLUDING OWNERS OF MANY ACTIVAS, DIOS, PULSARS, CBZS, KARIZMAS, SPLENDOURS AND 5 SUPERBIKE OWNERS!!

WE MODIFY YOUR TWO WHEELERS, FROM THE M80 TO THE CBRS, FROM ACTIVAS TO DIOS, FROM SPLENDOURS TO PULSARS, FROM CBZS TO KARIZMAS WE HAVE DONE

IT AND DONE IT WELL TOO.

SIMPLE COSMETIC MODIFICATIONS HIGH IN QUALITY AND LIGHT ON YOUR POCKETS AND PLUS U GET TO RIDE UR DREAM BIKE AND GET NOTICED!!

MODIFICATIONS INCLUDE CUSTOM PAINTS, FINISHES, COLORS, CUSTOM MADE VINYLS, STICKERS, DESIGNS,FULL FLEDGED THEMES INCLUDING THEMES OF F1

CARS, AND MOTO GP BIKES(Mclaren, Ferrari,Mitsubishi,Honda,Yamaha) DUPLICATED EXACTLY LIKE THOSE ON THE REAL VEHICLES, OR A DESIGN THAT U

HAVE ON YOUR MIND

WE MODIFY ONLY THE PAINTS AND STICKERS NO CHANGES TO ANY SPARE PARTS OR STRUCTURAL CHANGES SO UR BIKE LOOKS "DIFFERENT" BUT ITS PERFORMANCE

REMAINS UNCHANGED, JUST THE WAY U LIKE IT!!

AND ALL THIS FOR Rs. 1500 ONWARDS!!

MAKE YOUR RIDE STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD!!


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THE DESIGNING AND FULLY CHANGING THE LOOK OF YOUR TWO WHEELER IS NOW UST A PHONE CALL AWAY!!

Here is his mod..



Anyone fancying about a loud exhaust..heres the complete DYI kit
orkut -

[TheRexxer]

Oh Man! All these posts are awesome! They really are showing these great "uber-cool doodes" and "their chic bikes" !

Well, this reminds me of an incident at my college...

I always go out wearing my jacket, gloves, jeans, shoes & ofcourse the helmet! I used to go out every evening just for some break from the hostel life. A friend on my floor daily used to tease me - "dekh ye bikker dood jaa raha hai ghumne" - looking at my protective gear! I tried explaining him how important it is - but for him - "tu bas isshtyle maar saale" !
I used to ignore him later on...

On one fine day, we all planned to go out for dinner - he took a friends Angrezo-ke-zamaane wali bajaj Caliber ! I swear, I've never seen a deadlier bike that this one...it continuously wobbles, no brakes, no headlight, no indicators...n I'm not sure how the engine runs too!

Well, he didn't have ANY gear...and was racing with another friend on a pulsar!!! both having pillion riders...

on a nice downslope (the deadliest i've even seen), some bus was coming from front, overtaking another vehicle...he managed to swerve and go off-road...but sadly, it was full of big, lose stones...

the great caliber wasn't able to handle all that, went and banged on an telephone pole! he & his friend had a nice humpty-dumpty fall... suffered a nice defect in his foot now (won't comment it here, his friend reads these posts , though he'll know whom i'm talking about! ) Finally a bed rest for a couple of month!

Well, I won't say he's a Poser, but again, he partially is - no helmet, no gears, racing with bigger bikes on weird bikes!

Cheers!
Ride Safe!!!

[Puneet1]

keep them coming bro .........

[Anjit_Sharma]

he he he I think Bajaj Should learn something from Posers

[technoraj2004]

The Poser Way: Tyres Demystified

New series in the making: The Poser Way

The Aim: To demystify the poser mentality on bikes and life in general.

Part 1: Tyres Demystified

1. The fatter the tyre the better

Posers go for the fattest tyre possible because they believe that the tyre will make their bike look bigger (and their butts smaller). The tyre width is determined by the maximum size the swingarm can accomodate.. I have even seen a 140/70 in a P-150.. That idiot gave my ZMA a smug look and tried to pull away.. End result: he went from 40-70 in a span that took forever.. I felt pity for him and let him pass. Last I heard from some guy that guy had a mileage of 28 kmpl from his bike and was planning to get a Hayabusa fairing to make his bike *sic* cooler... Moronic idiocy at its best.

One guy enquired about the Suzuki Intruder rear tyre for his P-200. He ran from the spot when he heard the price. Porbably he figured out that the rear tyre would be worth half his bike.. His friend has a Passion Plus and was asking if a 130/70 could fit into the swing arm.. Both these idiots need shock treatment of atleast a 400V+ level to set their brains straight..

2. Tyre rubber quality is not a factor

Cheap fat tyres are the keywords here. Knowledgable posers go for atleast a Michelin or Pirelli.. The baseline idiots go for ultimate brands like "PYRELLO" or "BRADSTONE" or "MACHLIN" (have seen these on tyres).. The end result : A superfat tyre with grip like a 100 kg guy running on banana peels.. I once saw a DNA spiral shaped skid and a poser with his modified "R1" lying in a gutter.. people told me idiot was racing at 80 kmph and applied panic brakes in front of a dog and had a beautiful tankslapper... Rest is imagination and history.

3. Mudguards are often cut to show off tyres

The poor rear mudguard really suffers when a stupid poser gets a fat tyre. The mudguard is cut off and the license plate is modified to somehow fit under the taillamp as the same with the indicators.. End result the bike looks like someone wearing a jeans with the butt part removed to showcase the assets... The rear tyre sprays dirt and grit everywhere and once the monsoons come in it gives commuters and bikers coming from the rear a great mud bath.... piggy style... The poser gets a mud bath oh his behind.. I have seen one guy getting thrashed by commuters for this very reason...

4. Tyres with weird treads are the most in vogue

Normal road going tyre with normal treads are forgone for fancy X , Y and #$%^ shaped treads which the poser thinks makes his bike look cool. I have seen tyres with treads that would put a Motocross bike to shame.. Stubs on the tyre are bigger than my thumb and the bike bike bounces on level surface like it would take off in a seconds notice like a F-22 Raptor.. But the acceleration is such like a bullock cart owner will be rolling with laughter... Even I have seen a bike modded like a MV Agusta with honda CBR and Kawasaki Ninja stickers all over with Motocross tyres.. Dont ask me where he got those underseat exhausts.

(Next: The Poser Way: Fairings Demystified)

[apacheboy]

Hey Techno,

How about Posers X, Y & Z come across a big group of xBhp G2G members wearing lid, protective gear, shoes, driving in a perfect formation with their headlights turned on during daylight etc (All the G2G driving rules applicable) lead by 2 Castrol stickered Yamaha R1s / R15s... He starts wondering since when did Castrol manufacture super-bikes and even tries to race with the G2G members and no one even bothers to race with him and he's completely ignored by everyone... In the meanwhile, Sunny stops to take the pics of the riding group and once he's done with it, he zooms past everyone to lead the group again and in the meanwhile smokes out the Posers (with no intension of racing) whose trying to race with us ... Poser might start wondering that with Castrol stickering the bikes would become more powerful etc... Now will leave it to you to continue with rest of the story

Cheers,
Pranesh

Nice thoghts...

[praneshvittal]

When Posers come across xBhp G2G

Hey Techno,

How about Posers X, Y & Z come across a big group of xBhp G2G members wearing lid, protective gear, shoes, driving in a perfect formation with their headlights turned on during daylight etc (All the G2G driving rules applicable) lead by 2 Castrol stickered Yamaha R1s / R15s... He starts wondering since when did Castrol manufacture super-bikes and even tries to race with the G2G members and no one even bothers to race with him and he's completely ignored by everyone... In the meanwhile, Sunny stops to take the pics of the riding group and once he's done with it, he zooms past everyone to lead the group again and in the meanwhile smokes out the Posers (with no intension of racing) whose trying to race with us ... Poser might start wondering that with Castrol stickering the bikes would become more powerful etc... Now will leave it to you to continue with rest of the story

Cheers,
Pranesh

[rachitkohli]

haha.. i am still laughing thinking of it since the time i posted it..!!
thnx so much to John.. ... his Bhusa is so awesome yar.. even i wanna do something to my ZMA.. how bout 6 exhausts.. he modifies his own bikes as no one can dare watch their machines getting royally screwed.. Ghoom Ghoom..!! they should be sued for such evil thoughts of modifications.. if bajaj sees their bikes getting treated like this, they will stop the selling..!!
he should be tied on the tree for this immoral treatments.. better i burn the bike than watching it like this.!!
hes very popular in the area.. ever since he made this, ppl are searching him to tie him up & avoid him by ruining things like this.!!
mercy god..!! plz help me stop laughing.. m gonna burst now.!!!!!

[apacheboy]

Beat that Busa now..
Orissa Forum and Discussions: Pulsar Modified Hayabusa.

That too with a modified John..

dodge this R6
Modified pulsar - hiii dis is a completely modified pulsar 180cc into yamaha

aur ek lo R1
Modified Pulsar Special Edition (Yamaha R1 -double lights), newly done(#9899222187) - Delhi - Motorcycles ? Scooters

Continuation of the same..Jon & Busa..
cant stop laughing....these people should be sent to fight wars..they would kill the enemy by making him laugh..

[apacheboy]

add one more..

Highly modified and guarenteed head turner

That bike is of a guy called Ninja..he is a mod in the Avenger community.
That bike has a fantastic paint job..but i personally dont buy the styling..

[dcs]

JUST AMAZING.......... and I just cant stop laughing....Cheers mate for such wonderfull POSER MANIA

[Anjit_Sharma]

^ Z Z Z .... poser Z on FZ!

he he got your point shadez

people go crazy when they see this bike especially kids. they start yelling out dhoom!! dhoom!!well i have been very popular in the area where i stay just bcos of the bike.

Dhoom Dhoom

well if any of ur friends do need to purcase this beauty,then u can tell them to mail me on this email address with their mobile nos. i dont have a cell with me at the present , so ill get back to them on their nos. u can go ahead & chk the picture.waiting for ur replies. have a great day. bye

jon

what's the mail Id , i want to do the same with My 3 piece TVS champ
send him my no. its 99935-POSER