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We will be assembling in the local newly opened movie theater and will be inaugurating it (unofficially of course
) with our stunts and impressing a lot of chicks too. Riding hard I turn corners and swerve in and out of traffic panicking commuters and scaring pedestrians and generally attracting attention..... I am on the way.... Next scene PoserY running for his life from a pack of furious howling dogs... He is on his way.. (The ambassador tyre simply wont fit his rim and the Intruder rear tyre is way out of his budget.
) He has sworn to fit the biggest possible tyre on his FZ.
He makes his way (the FZ slowly and painfully I might add) to the hallLong shoulder length curly hair.. check.. Bling bling on my neck.. check...faded jeans with chain.. check... (techno interruption - looking like a g*y retard.. check). Just when the stunt begins to happen...PoserZ FZ gives a nasty wobble.. (techno -underinflated tyres anyone).. and the balance and grip is broken...
PoserY had revved hard and was being too enthu and he simply skidded off into a wall.
I manage to recover and PoserZ skids away and does a ballerina type wobble and finally manages to stop...Girls even more... PoserY is determined to try another spectacular one.. and prove others wrong.. He tells us to do the 180 spinning stoppie with all three bikes ends coming together in the air..
and the damn FZ has just turned and refused to lift the rear wheel. PoserY fails to see the failed stoppies and does his thing.. I catch the P-200 rear 120 section tyre right in my beautiful face and me and my R15 both go down..)
) in JAbalpur last week an aunty on scooty made way of my friend to hospital,
and is now licking his wounds back home and wondering out ways to get an even fatter tyre on the 200 than the FZ.(wonder how he is licking his wounds coz most of the hit was borne by his backside.).,, I head off to the highway for some high speed stuff.. Just when I hit and open 6 lane road and start speeding above 120 kmph, I hear a loud GZZZZ in the distance... Just when I am about to slow down a bit and check.... zzzzZZZZZZZZUNNNNNNNNNN... Something blows past me in a flash and rockets ahead.. Just when I wonder what was that.. I see a glimpse of a diamond shaped taillight and 2 underseat exhausts and the 190 section tyre.. I think that R-1 Loves poser too much )
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) and is now licking his wounds back home and wondering out ways to get an even fatter tyre on the 200 than the FZ.(wonder how he is licking his wounds coz most of the hit was borne by his backside.). I heard he was last asking which dealer was importing Suzuki Intruder rear tyres..Thats why me mod our bikes and race bigger bikes in the first place. PoserY and me on my now repaired R15 (insurance and plastics cost me a bomb.. dont ask) are racing along to the cinema hall..PoserY is driving and I am riding pillion.. Fair skin, cute looking and a pair of cool shades and the hottest pair of tees and jeans... PoserY transforms into throttle monkey mode and keeps on revving the bike to attract her attention and I am gaping at her so that she sees me..She justs passes and glance and smiles a bit and we reach the traffic stop.. Now I am eager to show of that I own this bike.. So PoserY and me exchange positions and I again resume staring at her..and he too takes to it....... I am pissed off how dare that girl overtake me and I give hot chase... Weaving in and out of morning 11 AM traffic I finally overtake her and she begins weaving in and out of traffic.. I resume chasing her... When the next stop approaches.. we both slow down... and again we resume staring backwards at her as she has stopped behind us... I am really pissed off and I zoom past her before she has another chance... But when I look forward the traffic stream has not ended and an auto is straight in my path.... HAAAALP. I swerve just in the nick of time.. and I see the traffic enforcement van blocking my path.... again I swerve.. I hear people hollering and yelling and just as I am about to zoom off out of nowhere the Activa chick swerves in front of us from the left and zooms off... I lose balance and skid and brake hard.... The R15 does a wonderful stoppie and PoserY flies a good 6 feet in the air and falls with pinpoint accuracy into a nearby open manhole... Talk of being suckers!!!, I head off to the highway for some high speed stuff.. Just when I hit and open 6 lane road and start speeding above 120 kmph, I hear a loud GZZZZ in the distance... Just when I am about to slow down a bit and check.... zzzzZZZZZZZZUNNNNNNNNNN... Something blows past me in a flash and rockets ahead.. Just when I wonder what was that.. I see a glimpse of a diamond shaped taillight and 2 underseat exhausts and the 190 section tyre..)
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