Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries..

[technoraj2004]

Posers On a Mountain Trip

Hey guys, been out of action for a long long time... Aright noe post for 2009 coming right up.

(techno tip:

1. Mountain areas have twisties and rough roads. Rossi antics are eligible to get a free dental cleanup.

2. Never ever talk on a cellphone especially on a road which are suspectible to bovine and canine intervention.)

Hey bikers, happy New Year. 2009 has come and me has got a brand new guess what ... the R15. yeah baby. It rocks. full posing value. excellent plastic body. I got the el cheapo Zapper cycle tyres with ze nameless brandless fatter tyres. 100/90 front, 130/80 in the rear. now it looks like a proper superbike. I even got "DON DILDAAR" stickered in flaming pink on the blue fairing and a PLAYBOY sticker on the front glass.
Now PoserY a,d PoserZ have got new bikes.... a P-200 and a FZ-16 (PoserZ likes really fat tyres. Once he went and asked for a 190/70 tyre for his FZ. The shopkeeper looked at him like a ghost and asked him to get an Ambassador's tyre fitted.)

Its touring season and we decide on a mountain trip to the nearby hills. (you dint think we would risk a Leh trip eh. 0 poser value). We decide on no lids as no traffic people to enforce rules in the mountains. We race off to the hills on the highway sideswiping a zillion veichles in the process and a stream of abuse following us. (All great men are reviled in their days but afterwards they become legends.)

We 3 ride to a dhaba and grab some food and get boozed up. (beer settles pretty well in the stomach in the hills.). We hit triple digit speeds on the roads and come to the sweet twisties and PoserY starts his wheelie antics on his P-200.. The 200 is one mean bike to handle if mistreated. PoserY makes a quick turn and finds a 4 wheeler speeding towards him. Hits the emergency brakes and NOOOOOOOOOO.. a flying PoserY goes a good 8 feet in the air and is licking gravel with missing molars and one front tooth. (Drat one more trip to the dentist for him.)

Now sobered up cancel our plans we ride down and after sometime we ride down and hit the highway. On the highway, a clean stretch of road comes and suddnely my phone starts ringing. So, I glance at PoserZ and ask him to come closer and take my call as I am AWOL from college. I am in the motion of passing the phone to PoserZ when out of the blue PoserY shrieks like a banshee....

On the road are a assortment of sheep and cows and buffaloes crossing the road.. Just as we swerve the herdsman comes out in front on his cycle.. No way to go.... HHEEEEEELPPPPP US... WHAAAAAAAMM

The R15 is lying on top of me. PoserZ is lying butt upwards on the other side of the road. PoserY is sitting on the road and crying for no reason (All that beer has to have some sideeffects.). turns out he hit is butt on the road as he tried to avoid hitting our bikes and all those animals. However the 200 is unharmed.

Now, where did I put those insurace papers for my bike?

Bikers and ideas on how much a cracked front fairing would cost?

(Next: Girl Posers and their characteristics)

[Mindgrinder]

Haha... I recall racing with a girl who was on Dio... she was way fast, lol!


This one ?



The way BAL is marketing XCD, it seems like they've launched a SBK.. lol.

lol yeah there was one more with a fatter guy, haha but this poses well lol

[cyclone2k]

There is a increasing trend in the number of poser girls.
I was going with my dad on my Apache, i see a Poser G on a supercharged activa age around 20 yrs the road is one of the busiest. I amconvinced with her communication abilities as she is over the phone at 50+ kmph on a road which permits 30 kmph. My eyes follow her she vanished as there is a curve on the road. It takes me 1/2 a minute to cross the curve i see some people picking up the Supercharged Activa but the girl is missing. Due to public on the road i have to break. Isearch where is that Poser G after looking here and there i find that the Poser G is still on her Cell phone no bother about the vehicle as it is not as new as the cell.
Then the crowd disappears and i move out of that place.

Haha... I recall racing with a girl who was on Dio... she was way fast, lol!

saw new xcd 135 ad in newspaper today (TOI) its copied from a SBK stoppie pic, haha now we will see 135cc posers doing same

This one ?



The way BAL is marketing XCD, it seems like they've launched a SBK.. lol.

[Anjit_Sharma]

Spent a whole night , reading , laughing at this hilarious work by Technoraj ,
You are Directly responsible for my sleepy red eyes, and stomach pain
itoo have some poser experiences will post some day,

saw new xcd 135 ad in newspaper today (TOI) its copied from a SBK stoppie pic, haha now we will see 135cc posers doing same

yesterday i met a 135cc SBK owner guy,
I am used to of do a stoppie at my college's stand ( but i am not a poser),
he tried the same on his XCD and do i need to tell what happened......
Haedlamp is broken and now looking like a Split Headlamp
and left indicator is now pointing to Downside,accompanied by clutch side handlebar
Some other parts are broken too,
alongwith the rider and his GirlFriend( my gf's expression at that )

[Mindgrinder]

saw new xcd 135 ad in newspaper today (TOI) its copied from a SBK stoppie pic, haha now we will see 135cc posers doing same

[spiderweb]

Heard about this thread a lottt, but never found it actually... TOO-GOOD HE IS, must open India's first Bike themed Comics...
or a weekly magzine like "MAD" (India's own MAD n madder then the MAD)

Where are you technoraj bhai? Excited to hear more from you, meet me, am just as crappy writer as you are (refer my trip logs)

[shadez]

my fav thread is active now!

[Jonak]

now, a couple of girls on 2 honda activas turn up at an intersection and one zips past the discover guys and the pillion of a girl smiles at the 2 guys. the idiots are transfixed and ogling the chicks... (i ogle at chicks too but as a rule don't do it while riding... :d)

:d:d:d rotfl !!!!

[Mindgrinder]

This is funny! As expected, was she lidless as well?

if she was lidless, was she worth clicking

[Sarvajit]

There is a increasing trend in the number of poser girls.
I was going with my dad on my Apache, i see a Poser G on a supercharged activa age around 20 yrs the road is one of the busiest. I amconvinced with her communication abilities as she is over the phone at 50+ kmph on a road which permits 30 kmph. My eyes follow her she vanished as there is a curve on the road. It takes me 1/2 a minute to cross the curve i see some people picking up the Supercharged Activa but the girl is missing. Due to public on the road i have to break. Isearch where is that Poser G after looking here and there i find that the Poser G is still on her Cell phone no bother about the vehicle as it is not as new as the cell.
Then the crowd disappears and i move out of that place.

This is funny! As expected, was she lidless as well?

[jasmeetsinghchawla]

There is a increasing trend in the number of poser girls.
I was going with my dad on my Apache, i see a Poser G on a supercharged activa age around 20 yrs the road is one of the busiest. I amconvinced with her communication abilities as she is over the phone at 50+ kmph on a road which permits 30 kmph. My eyes follow her she vanished as there is a curve on the road. It takes me 1/2 a minute to cross the curve i see some people picking up the Supercharged Activa but the girl is missing. Due to public on the road i have to break. Isearch where is that Poser G after looking here and there i find that the Poser G is still on her Cell phone no bother about the vehicle as it is not as new as the cell.
Then the crowd disappears and i move out of that place.

[Sarvajit]

Posers = Losers

But still, Posers are fun to watch! Whats life without an element of comedy in it?

[Mindgrinder]

Posers = Losers

[frankpilli]

come on Techno.......where are u? not posted since 11-08

[technoraj2004]

Welcome back Technoraj. Nice writeup there.. Maybe you should write a small declaration at the beginning of the stories "Any resemblence of the characters mentioned herewith to those in real life is purely coincidental. The writer is not responsible for the same." As hilarious as these stories are, I can't help being reminded of the posers of my city. Most of them having similar characteristics. The other day I really thought if that was PoserY on his P200 that overtook me .

And another feature of the posers that you forgot to highlight here, is the horns. I have seen posers using some kind of a hooter instead of the usual musical horns. The loud sound (like that of an air horn, the compressed-air-in-a-can-with-a-nozzle type) would make your skeleton jump out of the skin.... Its that frightening. Believe me,.... you really have to be in front of that kinda poser and experience the honk...... Its as if a 14 wheeler is honking inches behind you, and somehow it is not visible on your rear view mirror...

Sorry for the late question.. There is one idiot with a red P200 from my area. rides lidless and always at triple digit speeds.. Was it a red P200 making a K&Need sound and roaring at insane speeds?