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  • #1

    Which bike gets it wet?

    Lets face it, the only reason anyone buys a bike (other than the CD Dawn) is to attract the fairer sex. So my question is which bike "gets it wet"?
    One of the observations I have made is that more than (brand or shape) bright colours turn heads, especially red.

    Please feel free to give your thoughts on this very important topic.
    Tags: cool bike, girls
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    Re: Which bike gets it wet?

    Approved!

    I didn't wish to approve this thread for the borderline disgusting tone of the title, but then I couldn't have said how wrong you're on multiple counts.
    Nobody (apart from college going match boxes) thinks about wooing the opposite sex while getting a motor bike.

    And trust me, nobody in the opposite sex gives a damn about what (motor) you have between your legs! Most don't care, few are happy as long as they get free trips.
    If you're one of those who think you buy a bike to please the opposite sex, you need to see a doctor and read all threads on this forum, especially the ownership section threads.

    You sir, decide a motor bike based upon your requirements.
    Maybe you confused a motor bike with a condom!
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    • #3
      Re: Which bike gets it wet?

      It depends on how fast "YOU" get wet [MENTION=82760]pulzar123[/MENTION], based on that we can suggest,,, so let us know ,what's your time requirement for leaking down there

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      • #4
        Re: Which bike gets it wet?

        Motorcycle is a means of transport for most and career for those who are capable.. It is not a sex toy...

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        • #5
          Re: Which bike gets it wet?

          How about the thread starter come out his kiddish fantasies and face the reality. If he thinks that people buy bikes for fairer sex, then my friend you have been fooled by them. Secondly, the fairer sex won't even know the difference between a commuter and performance oriented bike, so let's just leave it there.
          Again , go through the forum, read each ownership thread and then if you get some piece of mind, come back and re frame your question.

          And yes, get a doctor for your frustration, you, my friend is very sick.
          Lastly, Grow Up....
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          • #6
            Re: Which bike gets it wet?

            Originally posted by pulzar123 View Post
            Lets face it, the only reason anyone buys a bike (other than the CD Dawn) is to attract the fairer sex. So my question is which bike "gets it wet"?
            If that was the case, manufacturers would sell few more accessories with the bike which are found in medical shops.

            Please feel free to give your thoughts on this very important topic.
            Please feel free to visit a psychiatrist.
            Last edited by satish_patil; 05-04-2016, 04:50 PM.
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            • #7
              Re: Which bike gets it wet?

              Hero glamor man... Havent you seen the ads???

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              • #8
                Re: Which bike gets it wet?

                haha, No girl cares what you ride

                She wont see what you ride but what you are. Grow up. People get carried away with ads this person an example of it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Which bike gets it wet?

                  All of the above replies haven't beem helpful , let me give some worthy answers
                  1. Duke 200-390 - Thing's a magnet
                  2. R1M- Again , Granddaddy of bikes
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                  4. Horse- Why not have the creator of HP term itself, PS you can be creative with it.

                  I hope you get some idea.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Which bike gets it wet?

                    Originally posted by pulzar123 View Post
                    Lets face it, the only reason anyone buys a bike (other than the CD Dawn) is to attract the fairer sex. So my question is which bike "gets it wet"?
                    One of the observations I have made is that more than (brand or shape) bright colours turn heads, especially red.

                    Please feel free to give your thoughts on this very important topic.
                    This is not the only reason(attract fairer sex), but can be one of the reason. Drive the daytona 675 and you will find all the reason you need to get this bike, even sell you kidney to do so.

                    And for getting girls they don't know the difference between ninja300 and a ninja 650 or the CBR 650f or a supersport. I think better bike or a better car resembles how successfull he is.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Which bike gets it wet?

                      Are you from Ministry of Troll Affairs? *tactical facepalm* yea, let's face it guys!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Which bike gets it wet?

                        Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                        [B]Most don't care, few are happy as long as they get free trips.
                        This person is from Bangalore.. He won't even be able to offer free trips without carrying an extra helmet


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                        • #13
                          Re: Which bike gets it wet?

                          Originally posted by Gurudatt View Post
                          This person is from Bangalore.. He won't even be able to offer free trips without carrying an extra helmet


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                          • #14
                            Re: Which bike gets it wet?

                            Whatever you do, make sure your motor is well oiled and maintained, you don't want hiccups while riding whatever you are riding,
                            Wear protection what ever you do.

                            Both s*x and biking is dangerous in it own way. Which is good, I frankly don't know
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                            • #15
                              Re: Which bike gets it wet?

                              Due to people like you we have ads like Axe deo and fair& lovely..
                              Hopefully you get the bike which make other gender WET
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