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Guys just one request. If you see any outsider sitting/posing on any of our bikes - don't hesitate to tell them to **** off. Yesterday I had some random bugger sitting on my bike and someone had to find me to tell me about it. In the end I did ask them very politely to piss off but in the time gap between seeing it happen and me getting there to tackle the issue any number of things could have happened.
1. Had I left the keys in the ignition by mistake someone might have made off with the bike either for a joyride or permanently
2. The MT weighs more than twice what I weigh and is a very tall and wide motorcycle. It can be very easily dropped and it is very expensive to fix. For that matter any of your bikes with fairings are expensive to fix if they are dropped.
Don't wait for me or the owner to come and rescue their rides - just stand up for the rules of the game.
1. No butt on saddle until the owner gives the go ahead.
2. No strangers getting intimate with our rides unless they volunteer their girlfriends/wives to get intimate with me...it amounts to the same thing!
Tell them to put the bike back on it's stand, help them if necessary and then tell them to back the **** off or else "summbody gonna get a hurt reaaal baad!!"
Seriously guys...this isn't tamasha and as entertaining as it might be to watch me frighten off people we really should take care of the important things first.
1. Had I left the keys in the ignition by mistake someone might have made off with the bike either for a joyride or permanently
2. The MT weighs more than twice what I weigh and is a very tall and wide motorcycle. It can be very easily dropped and it is very expensive to fix. For that matter any of your bikes with fairings are expensive to fix if they are dropped.
Don't wait for me or the owner to come and rescue their rides - just stand up for the rules of the game.
1. No butt on saddle until the owner gives the go ahead.
2. No strangers getting intimate with our rides unless they volunteer their girlfriends/wives to get intimate with me...it amounts to the same thing!
Tell them to put the bike back on it's stand, help them if necessary and then tell them to back the **** off or else "summbody gonna get a hurt reaaal baad!!"
Seriously guys...this isn't tamasha and as entertaining as it might be to watch me frighten off people we really should take care of the important things first.
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