@Aryan: these two idiots had a hard time trying to convince the actual owner of the "stolen" Sunny that it was a "honest" mistake

Not to mention that they had to demonstrate, how to open the lock of a Sunny with some other Sunny's keys...

My God! That's hilarious..

If you think that is hilarious, just read this...

we used to tour a lot on bikes when we were studying in Nashik. On one such trip we stopped by a vineyard plantation to check out the vineyard. There was a small pool of water that seemed very inviting and most of us decided to jump into it (Hot Summer Days you see)...All except one (Anup) since he did not know swimming. So, we entered the vineyard but not before we had stripped off and were in our bare essentials...
Very carefully, we avoided getting spotted and managed to hit the cool water pool and had just started enjoying when all of a sudden we heard Anup honking frantically...one glance at him and the direction he was pointing had us frozen in our skins...three hounds rushing from quite some distance...it seems that the vineyard owner had kept a few hounds to protect the place...
We all jumped out of the water and rushed towards the protecting barbed-wire fence...jumped under/over/between the lines and ran towards our vehicles...the hounds were close and crossin the fence...
Anup, very smartly had judged the situation to a perfect tee...in all this he managed to start out bikes and put our clothes on them...so when we arrived, the pillion just held the clothes, the rider jumped on the bike and we zoomed off...with the hounds chasing us...
We must have ridden for 2 kilometers without anything except our undies
We must have been spotted by countless road users in this attire

Thankfully we escaped with a few bruises from the barbed wire fence...

@niranjan:

Practice before you preach Sam,practice before you preach.

ROTFL....

@niranjan

epic lols

Oye sirjee.....ye story to aapne kabhi humko batai hi nahi....
real funny incident....!!! ^ ^ Hahahahahahhahaa

and vo bhi bata do na....burnt hair vaali...!!

OMG! Weight Shifting in Cars /// That's truly funny!

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Guys, once I was driving my P180 & wanted to stop by a Photocopy shop ... 3 Sophia College Girls (!) were passing in the opposite direction.

My Pulsar 180 UG3 was new then. I thought why not try something flirty ...

As I was riding, I applied the front discs hard to stop, "almost" lifting the rear up ... I stopped safely too ... Well, Almost safely .. read on..

As soon as I put my Left Foot Down after Stopping my P180, Guess What? It landed Straight into Cowdung! ("Gobar" in hindi)

Damn, I heard some laughs around in my helmet, before I sped away cursing the Indian Roads ...

similar incident as of teh stolen sunny happened in my college..
a friend of mine hada cd100 and one sunday he went to teh parking and realised that his bike was missing..there a big hue and cry and he was convinced that one of us had hidden teh bike somewhere..the search went on till evening and we decided to report it stolen the next day morning..
but to his and our surprise the bike was in teh parking at 98 pm and that too with teh tank full..we were amazed becoz the real owner wasa miserly guy who always ran the bike in reserve..
i mean 10 lits at 46Rs a lit was a pretty sweet deal for losing ur bike for a day.we then waited for teh fuel fillers to contact us but no one turned up claiming that had filled fuel..poor guys must be thinking someone is stealing fuel from them...

Maaannn. THat Would have created a scene on teh road..i can just imagine how it would have been..of some one is trying ..


if some one tries to picturize it... seeems to so hillarious..
I almost fell laughing from the chair...

ROFLMAO !!!!!
had enough practice

thats why giving you people golden advise
this is too much ,., i am sure he will try in the near future

amazed...

Ok, this happened to me today... I was traveling back from Noida about an hour back and was feeling bored so plugged my in-ear headphones and started to listen to some radio music...and reached a red light which was kinda long about 180 secs...was standing alone on road in the middle and was not very cautious of my surroundings..suddenly heard two zoom sounds wizz past me ... and felt shocked.. looked here there everywhere ... no trace of a soul... and realised after about 20 secs the big sounds were in a song which played in earphones....... smiled and moved on.

Life's funny by makin people feel stupid sometimes.

OK...one more from my tourin diary...

One a trip to a nearby village, near Nashik, we were on bikes and I had decided that I would not ride today. Sitting pillion can be a very boring job, especially if you like riding. I was getting bored when my friend (Abi) who was riding the CD 100 remarked that he wanted to sit pillion and first of all, shift into shorts as the jeans was too uncomfortable. Sitting behind for so long made me reconsider my decision to ride and I agreed. We stopped and he changed into shorts. We started moving again...I was riding and Abi behind me...we hit a bad road patch at approx 30-40 kmph...I was riding slowly when all of a sudden I felt a jerk and the next thing that I knew was Abi running and hopping parallel to the bike...he had dismounted and was running parallel shouting "oh sh*t...sh*t...sh*t"...utterly confused, I braked and stopped...turns out that CD 100 has a swingarm mounted footrest and after a jolt thru the bad road patch, his right foot had slipped and his exposed skin came in contact with the hot exhaust...this instantly burnt all the hair at that spot ...the pain was so intense that he literally jumped off the bike...
Till this day (its been almost 11+ years), there is no hair on that spot...
so we invented the world's first permanent hair removal treatment

ohh sh*t.....hehe
ROFL
cant stop laughing man......haha....

Patent it before HH sues you.