he he he he...

bought my rx100 2 years back went on a short ride, had no idea about fuel economy of the bike, had a litre fuel or so in tank, and while riding the minute i thought time to stop at a fuel station for a fill bike makes gguurrrpppppppp burrrpppppp puppppppp and comes to halt, reason my stupidity of not filling fuel at last pump. Well this is not the Blooper, As i was pushing the bike a uncle stops on Bajaj CT100 and says "KYA HUA PETROL KHATAM HO GAYA KYA" and laughed( i wish i meet that uncle on highway once then i will ask "KYA HUA POWER KHATAM HO GAYA KYA")

Aisa bhi kabhi hota hai kya...???
Never heard it from anyone till now...just read it here on xBhp....

My Bloopers

-I was riding with a pillion that day when i saw this hot hot girl leaning over her vehicle box searchin for something.Damn what a site it was.(mind you she was wearing a low neck Tshirt.We both were flabbergasted at the site and i totally forgot i was driving a damn bike.It was moments before i realised that the SX4 before me had stopped.I braked hard,lost the front and mother earth embraced me n my friend.Damn how embarrassing it was when the girl grinned at us!God is indeed cruel sometimes!

-This incident happened when i was doing my first year in the junior college.It was a time when we guys were like totally obsessed with the rash driving!Suddenly a auto guy crosses the T junction and the poor drum brakes of my activa wouldnt budge!BANG I kiss the tarmac(It was a time when i thought riding without helmet was cool!And my relative who was unfortunately present there complained the accident to my parents.My dad went red hot and he had to pay a quite a lot of bucks to the autoguy.And I was back to school next week with my grandpa's battered Captain.

-This one happened just a few months back.It was around 9 in the night and i was just comfortably cruisin at around 40 when this stupid manhole was opened halfway.I couldnt see it because of the sheer darkness and the poor headlights of my mum's activa.BANG!I was thrown out of the vehicle.I tried to get up but the activa was on top my leg.My feet was hurt very badly bcoz of me wearin hawai slippers.It was so bad that it took me a grafting surgery to heal!Goddamn chennai corporation!



These are the sweet memories I'd never forget in my life!

god is not cruel ,,, you guys are too filthy .. [ mind you even i am ]

wow man .. if we see the graphs .. bloopers due to girls are increasing

Well here goes few frm miine... (dont mind my spelling mistakes if any, im almost sleepy at 3.00am in night shift )

1. Whole day i was riding my friends super splendour for almost 200kms...and late in evening i took out my R15 to go get some thing to eat...and i was trying to kick start the bike..

2. I was waiting for green light at signal...a aged person (around 60years) asked me lift, And i was on R15..I was skeptical to give him lift on R15 for its rear seat height...But he sat on one side..after some time..he started singing loudly....I was WTH..!!!for 15 mins he was singing all the way..and imagine me taking all the looks of the public (luckily i was wearing the tinted visor)...was pretty rude shock for me

3. Was on a trip to with some other freinds...My friend was ahead and he stopped aside for a small break...I was on R15...came slowly beside his bike and was trying to land my left foot...but ..ground seems to be disappeard....slowly me along with my R15 fell on his ZMA's engine cowl and borke my RVM.......Reason..my jeans was struck in the foot peg while i was placing my foot on the ground.

4. once again..R15.....I parked my bike in lot of a shopping mall with my helmet on the RVM..after an hour i came back to see that helmet was disapperared.....damn cursing myself and abusing the thief..i went and tried to turn on the igntion...but it doesnt .......later i found that it was another R15...mine was 3 bikes beside it.....i was pre occupied by loss of my helmet and dont notice the number.

5. After my crash on my Xtreme, I was taking my badly damaged Xtreme on a auto troley..with me as pillion on my friends avenger (with injuries).. stopped at signal and a person on other bike telling to his pillion...."Imagine the person who was riding this bike, he must have been dead.."....I laughed at myself..and was busy in taking pictures of my bike

6. Not a blooper..but when ever i remember this...there's smile on my face...almost 7 years back....me and my friend riding a luna...with both our legs down and pushing it untill it gains the power to pull us both. (People who have seen ANDAZ APNA APNA where salman and aamir khan ride a moped can imagine the situation).

7. and last but not the least.....trying to scratch my head with helmet on

It Happens only in INDIA... ohh!! i mean xBhp,i happened with anant also on this ride to chail..

That was realy entertaining,and especialy the last one..i had done it many at times!


One More from my side:

• I was riding an R-15 pretty nicely no intention of any rash riding or stunting,suddenly i saw a b..e...a...utiful girl sitting in the car [Accord] on my RHS,and she was staring at me as if i am from Venus,Saturn Or Jupiter..i launched my vehicle pretty easily, i don't know what happened! i pulled up a power whelie on the second gear and carried it forward then kept the machine down,and again started to ride slowly the car once again approached me and the girl again looking at me,Her BF sitting besides her clsoed the window..
• Riding My P-180 at around 80kmph ,sound and sane!! there was an maruti esteem also besides me on my RHS,a smal girl of age may be 6-8years,taking her head out of the car.. Mother scolded once,then twice then thrice,the girl wud put her head in for some time and then once again out i heard it many times as i was riding quite close to it,finaly i took of my hand from the acclator and slapped the baby girl,lightly..the girl took her head inside and shut the window! {conveyed my applogies for it to her mother by bowing the head}

OT: What kind of r15 is this? What has been done to it, if its the normal kind?

Good ones there..!!

Hahahaahahah...its one of a kind incident..!!

This is the funniest thread after the posers one...Lemme post a few too!
1. On my friend's Marvel on a Sunday morning: Funnily the right side of the front tyre was worn out&I was cornering with my friend sitting behind. Suddenly we reached a newly laid road&the bike skidded. Only a few scratches to me&the bike, but my pyjama was torn. Picked up the bike&next moment I see my neighbors (2 girls) waving at me. They didn't see the bike fall, but they were wondering why I was wearing torn pyjamas!

2. On my friend's Samurai, again Sunday morning: I had to answer the nature's call, so entered into a one-way to be stopped by a cop. He left me fortunately, understanding the urgency of the situation!

3. My 3 day old Fiero F2: Since I was used to my Kinetic with both the brakes near the hands, I passed a bus stop&suddenly a kid jumped out of the bus. I jammed the clutch&the disc. Bike fell down&people were wondering why it happened! No damage except for a bent footrest.

4. Rainy day, Fiero F2: I wanted to avoid a speedbreaker, so went off the road. Unfortunately bike skidded&I put my foot down to stop it, but my chappal gave way. Had to leave the bike to fall.

5. This is a funny one-happened with my friend on his RX100. He had grown a beard for about 2-3 months&was very proud of it. He was checking the fuel level by opening the tank cap&lighting a cigarette at the same time. Since the tank was almost full, it flared up, giving him a natural shave, one patch of his majestic beard was burnt off completely! He headed straight towards a saloon!

whoa thats risky !

My bloopers...
1 when bunty12pu bought his 200 in 2007, i tried kick starting it!

2 when my pulsar 150 was in service center for 4 days, i had to manage with a couple of 180s.When i got my bike back,for a few days i went from 1st-neural-vrooooooom-damn-1st-2nd gear

3 i was on the highway when a poser on a red r15 rider started to piss me off.i had my helmet, a leather jacket and some gloves and he had a Himesh cap,PINK sunglasses and blond dyed hair!so when he tried to overtake me,i got pissed off and kicked his bike!Mind it that he was purposefully doing it like coming over from my right, overtaking me, braking infront of me, slowing down,letting me pass and then repeating all this again all to invite me to race and all, and he did that like for 10-12 times!
he fell down and broke his crown(=arrogance not his head) and his bike came tumbling after, while i wobbled for some time and went off road to the service lane.that guy was not hurt as he fell on the divider which is quite wide and was full of water and mud.Poor r15, feel sorry for the bike tho! Even today repent it

4 was coming home from office, it had rained that afternoon so the road was wet.I was wearing only my helmet, and was behind a car honking for it to let me pass.suddenly he veered left so i went ahead and overtook him but when i reached halfway i saaw that he had not given side to me but to some girl coming wrong side on her activa, doing 80 or so and TALKING ON CELLPHONE.as hard as i tried, i couldnt go anywhere as on my right was the divider,the left-car and in front the activa.i just closed my eyes and BAM we collided.lucky for me the car stopped as my head fell JUST under its front tyre!Some roadside romeos came to the help of the GIrl while one snatched off the keys of the car and my bike.Another idiot came and started kicking me!Lucily there were a few cops passing by who witnessed the accident and helped me go.The girl had no injuries as her activa didnt fall .it just leaned on the divider and went forward!even then she was crying as if all her bbones were broken

5 this is when i had bought the pulsar in 2006.i was not used to the weight as i was driving a max100 till then.so when i went into a corner where i usually leaned, i couldnt get the bike up and bam!i was kissing the road!lost three teeth

The next time we hit a girl, we should start crying before they do and create a bigger scene.....

3 AND 4 were very sad ones.... Avoid a poser, turn of the bike and park and wait for the nuisance to go else smoke em, or at best confront them, talk to them and ask them to go or allow you to go (thats what i do off late)
You dont have any right to kick or hurt anyone dude!

yeah..those incidents bring smile back to the face

...I hope his eyebrows arent shaved.