This exact same highway (Jaipur Road) has been my playground for 1000s of kilometres now.

& All I can say is that these Villagers (Ghoogra/ Mayamandir area) are really stupid for sure /// Be 200% Attentive at all times & take care ...

btw 120 kmph was shown by your speedometer OR odometer ??

hey manan..damage ?? after you hit the village rossi?
any woman died? in that mishap?

3 Bloppers..

1. I was riding my 200 in a jam packed traffic with my friend as pillion.
There was a huge trafiic and I was just trying to get out from it and thus pusing my horn and just making huge throttle to get away from that traaffic while talking to pillion.
Lastly I got rid of traffic and when I saw entire free road , I just blown out from there with great speed and a bit low wheelie (To impress some scooty pep gals)

After sometime I asked to my friend to get stay somewhere and take the luch , but he is not replying amazing, also Iam feeling my bike is lighter... Lol when I turned back , my friend is not there.
I again back my bike and found him on that jam again , (Lol he fall when i make a small wheelie to blast out from jam hehehe)

2. Me and my friends were sitting in CCD , and hanging around , suddenly a group of scooties passed from there, where some of our good friends are also on the rally , some awakening programme , then we see some boys biker groups are behind them , we all going to start our bikes , just to see that those lucchas don't do anything wrong, but man - my bike was not starting lol... I was jsut worried and pulled the seats and bring out by tool kits and panel to see if there will be any loose conection in battery, then suddenly one of my friends told me , I forget to on the bike lol , embarrassed....

3. I was enjoying my P220 in the roads of Nagpur and suddenly see I need to use my horns - man the horn didnt blown out , I tried but failed , after five minute I seen I was pushing the self start button instead of left horn button..

this is what that happened with me

1) me and my friends where trying to do some Donuts,i started it and just after the 5th circle damm the bikes handle grip is in my hand. and me on the floor.

2) i had a presentation in my institute, i was late and i had to rush to the institute. earlier there was a slight drizzling so all the roads where wet,i just rushed to the institute on my bike and after reaching there i realized that wow man i have a MUD GRAFFITTTI on the back of my shirt.

3) i was riding bullet for the first time,it was feeling awesome so i was just enjoying it. There was turn that i had to make at the end of the road suddenly the pillion (owner of the bike) shouted, "pull the break" and i shouted back where the hell is the break it didnt click my mind that a standard bullet has break on the opposite side n i ramed into the wall

One from my side. This happened to my friends...incidentally ridin with us as usual ...
Two friends Abhi and Anks were on Abhi's Bajaj Scooter with Anks as the pillion and Abhi the rider. At a signal, we all zoomed off and Abhi followed us too...Abhi was busy chattin with Anks and ws showin some places of interest and talkin loud when he pulled alongside us... it dawned on us that all this time he was ridin alone We backtraced our route to find Anks at the traffic lite standin with a frown on his face...turns out that at the traffic lite, Anks received a call on his cell and he stood up to pull the mobile out of his back pocket...in this he stepped aside and Abhi pulled off without him with Abhi extremely embarrassed, we laughed heartily since we could recall the past few minutes where he had been talkin loud on the scooter and waving his hands and pointin fingers etc.

another one from my side ...
this happened 2 days ago .. i was with my friends ..
a friends of mine started his activa from the place we had lunch and was waiting for us i saw him and meanwhile while we were goin in small GULLYS i was not wearing helmet so my pillion was wearing it . i started with 1st gear and was on 4k rpm .. and suddenly i reved it ,,, OH MY GOD .. i saw my pillions legs flying sky high and a big THUG !!!!! .. he fell off

i was laughing so much dat he rode the bike back .. i couldnt control my laughter

my god .. he was inventing new abusive language on me !!!!!

ab meri bari!

I dnt knw if I can call this a blooper!
long time back, I was coming back home from the office on my LML NV. was standing at a red lightwaiting for it to turn green suddenly an elderly man came and sat on the pillion seat? surprisinly I questioned him-Whats this?
he said-aagey tak jana hai!
Me-to yeh kya tareeka hua..kam say kam pooch letey...mein koi mana thoda he karta!
he got off the scooter, asked me-aagey tak jana hai, chhor dogey?
and I said-NAHEE!!!

2. was going somewhere, dont recall where, was in somewhat devilish mood. a school kid asked for lift--Bhaiya,agey tak chhor dogey?
I nodded- he sat, after riding for some 20-25 feet, I asked him to get down. he said -Kyu Bhaiya?
I said--Chorr to diya AAGEY tak!!

3. this was the most embarassing:
I used to own a NV Spl those days and always used to get it serviced in a fortnight.
so, on that fateful saturday night at around 9-10 in the night, I was riding the freshly serviced LML with my best buddy who was the pillion rider ,and was just showing some KHOOL stunts like braking hard and he was all praise for the wonderful brakes LML had and what a dhaansu scooter I had when Suddenly.....I saw a young man on his JAWA with his wife as pillion coming from opposite direction and trying to take a turn. seeing me coming at a great speed, He braked and stood on the rode with his both feet on the ground. I on the other had Braked hard for that dhaansu braking noise but as luck wud have it, I lost control and feel along with the scooter. so it was me, my scooter and my friend skiding on the road and BANG!!!
the scooter banged into that young man's stationary Jawa and His wife fell off.
I was giggling somehow, was a bit embarassed too and was sorry for the scooter and my friend too...and that young man was saying to the people who gathered to help us__MERI KYA GALTI THEE....MEIN TO KHADA THAA!!! I still remember the look on that poor man's face.

Man, These are Bloopers you have caused to others ...

Nice ones! I liked the 1st & 3rd ones ... (?!)

Riding to Office,bit in a Devilish Moood... riding somwhere smoothly..traffic a bit high as it was one of the office hourss..

A person asks for a lift,"Bhaiya aage tak chhod doge.."
i nodded.. he sat..

And then i real ydont know,what happened... however.. i just started riding like i am the king of the road and i am riding alone...
Zig-Zag..left right,here there,,,everywhere.. Zip-Zappp-Zooomm... cuts from the cars...
finaly the last cut,was terrible..the person sitting behind me hit his leg on a cars bumper,thogh softly...
the time he got of.. he asked.."Bhai sahab galati ho gai,,age se kabhi se kisi se lift nahi maaanguga,aur agar kisi bike pe galti se xBhp dikhajaega to usske aas pas bhi nahi bhatkunga.."

dude your spoiling xbhp's name

Oh My God!!!

Mates! u just wont believe it!
I posted a Blooper Last Night...and Today Morning, when I was coming back from the market after buying ek packet shudh doodh.
next to my home, there's a vacant plot which has all that construction raw material lying unclaimed( I park my car and my bike in that plot only).
as I stopped the bike, I saw Saamney wali Bhabhi ji
and I got disembarked (if thats the right word) from the bike and THUD!!!!!
Side stand lagana he bhool gaya tha....
I was not embarrased at all, rather I start Laughing...u know why... because last night I had nothing to right and just today morning...Boom
BLOOPER!!!

P.S: Dont blame my samney wali Bhabhi Ji.... meri hee galti thee... and yes..... I was left with a broken Clutch Lever, but apart from that...everything else was ok...thanks to the construction debri!


@ Lapoo: Beta Lapoo, matt chala itna Chapoo..Nahi naach sakta hai Papoo..Xbhp/Biking ko matt badnam kar merey Hapoo!! hehehehehe

Such a blooper happened to me too. It was night time and I was in street waiting for my friend outside his house. I tried putting the bike on stand and 3 ladies (!) passed by.

Same error- Stand laga diya, par pura nahi. Wo bike giri meri Taang par /// Phir kya tha, Ladies hasti hui chali gayi aur maine bike samhali ...

1. One fine day i was returning from my college, its an empty road. I saw a catle crossing the road i slowed down from 80 to 60 after the cattle had crossed well before i reached upto them i nailed the throttle again but suddenly on cow which was left behind crossed the road running i was too close to brake i didnt hope to get saved and suddenly i see the cow fell and i was still riding.
2. One of my friend took my CBZ and gave me his bullet diesel to drop his girlfriend home(no grab rail on bullet) i was just about to leave one another friend who wanted to show off riding a bullet came to me 'chalane dena'
He drove for 1/2 a km there was a stationery truck on the road with no space left. I said brake maar he was unable to, both fell in the Farmland which was atleast 6 feet below the road level. 6 people took it out of that place.

girls girls and more girls ................................

hopefully nothing happened to me till now

Toooo good...!!!

"Aage se kisi se bhi lift nahi maange ga vo and infact vo bhi nahi jo ye padh raha hai.."