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**projectile** · 03-15-2012, 03:08 AM

guys cmon this almost sounds like theres a dearth of married bikers on xbhp, cmon now go whisper "bike" in your wife/ girlfriend's ears and record the comments to follow.

here's a new one for today !
me: babe ktm owners are called katoomers!
wifey: sounds like kachumer, you need a better name

well she will be booking a " khatara" for me this week.
thats the name my future ktm has.
cheers
projectile

**The Monk** · 03-15-2012, 09:46 AM

We have many married bikers on xbhp. The fact that no one is coming forth to share their experiences just shows the dangers of marriage!

They are awaiting 'approval' from their wives

Macho Biker: "Darling, can I say some funny things about you on xbhp?"
Wifey: "Someone gonna get a hurt real bad, and you might know them very well!"
Macho Biker: (Staring at the floor in fear) "Yes Baby. You are always right."

**frankpilli** · 03-15-2012, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by w4rrior View Post

lol... married men have wife problem, unmarried guys have parents problem(especially mom problem).

Ya, Mom hands over the charge to wife after her boy gets married

**sayank10** · 03-15-2012, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by frankpilli View Post

Ya, Mom hands over the charge to wife after her boy gets married

we bikers are actually fighters.

**Samarth 619** · 03-15-2012, 11:19 PM

Guys, nice thread... Although, I'm not married but I'll share a conversation. Its not that funny but interesting nonetheless:

A Girl at College: Samarth, ye tumharey helmet par xbhp.com likha hai, ye koi website hai kya?
Samarth: Arey haan yar, ye shaukeen (enthusiasts) logon ki website hai...

Girl: Shaukeen? Kaisey shaukeen log? (she's giving me the "raised eyebrow looks"! Definitely she's thinking that the "x" means porn... or drugs... or something.)

Samarth: Err... matlab... err.. Bikes ke... Bikes ke shaukeen... jaisey ki mein...

Girl: Kaisa ajeeb sa naam hai... xbhp... kaise ajeeb naam rakh lete hain log sites ke?

Samarth: Actually na, Iska matlab hai "x" amount of "bhp"... bhp yani bike ki power... dekho kisi bhi bike ka jo engine ha na wo...

Girl (interrupting): Acha thik hai yar... I'll check it out...!!

**aargee** · 03-15-2012, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by Samarth 619 View Post

(she's giving me the "raised eyebrow looks"! Definitely she's thinking that the "x" means porn... or drugs... or something.)

Lol!!! How do you know what she was thinking? This one explains all...

**Samarth 619** · 03-16-2012, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by aargee View Post

Lol!!! How do you know what she was thinking? This one explains all...

She was looking suspiciously as if I'm some sort of addict or delinquent.. so much that I even stammered a bit.

After all, x can be related to porn, drugs, crime, etc. and enthusiasts can also be of many types...

Ok, or maybe I "wrongly" assumed, that she thought this & that.

**eliksir** · 03-16-2012, 04:26 PM

interesting thread

Originally posted by aargee View Post

Lol!!! How do you know what she was thinking? This one explains all...

lol.

**kaynmantis** · 04-10-2012, 01:00 PM

Guys wanting to impress girls on their machines better pause for a moment. Girls has a different way of looking at things.

ME: Thats the new bike from Yamaha (R15 v2).
WIFE: eeee..so tiny, even I can ride it. (Wife is on the smaller side. She wants a scooty and thinks scooters like Activa are too big)

Another time we saw a CB1000.
WIFE: Its just like hunk (Hero Honda/moto Hunk)

BUT she can make out the Ninja 250 anywhere....or so I thought. One day we came across an old pulsar 150 painted in Ninja green, with Ninja written all over with R15 fairing.
WIFE: Look Ninja.
ME: No, no, that a modified bajaj bike.
WIFE: How do you know?
ME: errr..its obvious...
WIFE: Okay..still it looks same to me.

**krish2778** · 05-02-2012, 12:16 PM

Very very interesting thread.

Originally posted by kaynmantis View Post

Guys wanting to impress girls on their machines better pause for a moment. Girls has a different way of looking at things.

ME: Thats the new bike from Yamaha (R15 v2).
WIFE: eeee..so tiny, even I can ride it. (Wife is on the smaller side. She wants a scooty and thinks scooters like Activa are too big)

Another time we saw a CB1000.
WIFE: Its just like hunk (Hero Honda/moto Hunk)

BUT she can make out the Ninja 250 anywhere....or so I thought. One day we came across an old pulsar 150 painted in Ninja green, with Ninja written all over with R15 fairing.
WIFE: Look Ninja.
ME: No, no, that a modified bajaj bike.
WIFE: How do you know?
ME: errr..its obvious...
WIFE: Okay..still it looks same to me.

I often wonder how all of them look the same to the greter number of women folk. My mother also for some reason seems to feel most of the bikes look same in appearence.

Women are complex creatures. No offense. Its quite hard figuring them out.

**smartjais** · 05-04-2012, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by krish2778 View Post

Very very interesting thread.

I often wonder how all of them look the same to the greter number of women folk. My mother also for some reason seems to feel most of the bikes look same in appearence.

Women are complex creatures. No offense. Its quite hard figuring them out.

Ya seems they cant make out the difference between a Yamaha r1 and and r15, a pulsar 150 or a honda unicorn.. My mom cant see any difference between a Karizma r and my p220 from the side poze ther than the color

**yellowspunk** · 05-04-2012, 03:18 AM

hahahaha !! awesome thread ! My share..

When R15 V2 got launched.

me: Hey look look, the new R15!!!
gf: What? Where? That broken bike?
me: What? Where? That one!!! The shiny red n white one !!
gf: Yea!! Where is the back part???

needless to say I was laughing till i got kicked in my behind !

Another, after watching the movie train my dragon, starting bike (P220), gf in front.

gf: you know, you should fold your RVMs..
me: why? (ramble about safety and how some aholes dont use it)
gf: shut up ! then your bike will look so cute like toothless (night fury) !!
me: wth !!!

Since then she keeps folding my RVMs and calls my bike toothless. Me not happy !! lol

When I went to book my first bike, Yamaha FZ.

me: mom !! bike looks so awesome na (blah blah drool stuff)
mom to dad: I dont think we should buy him this bike.
me: why? why? why?
mom: I think it will drink alot of petrol, that is why they have given it such a big tank !!!
me: laughs out loud, it was 9am and showroom was empty.
dad: who cares?! his bike, his headache !!
me: :| (i was in college then)

**Shibadip** · 06-26-2012, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by krish2778 View Post

I often wonder how all of them look the same to the greter number of women folk. My mother also for some reason seems to feel most of the bikes look same in appearence.

Women are complex creatures. No offense. Its quite hard figuring them out.

Originally posted by smartjais View Post

Ya seems they cant make out the difference between a Yamaha r1 and and r15, a pulsar 150 or a honda unicorn.. My mom cant see any difference between a Karizma r and my p220 from the side poze ther than the color

Agree 100% on the above comments. Even in case of cars, my Mom finds XUV500 similar to a Sumo

Today morning while going to the passport office, I showed her a XUV500(already booked, waiting to be delivered) to get her an idea about our new SUV. While coming back, she saw a Sumo and asked me whether its the same.
Bout bikes as well, no matter how many pictures of 200NS i show her(still to be released in kolkata) she remains confused about the bike which i'm going to buy

**nidhaye** · 06-26-2012, 03:44 PM

Girl: What's 10 bhp?
Me: Bhp is....& 10 means.... why do u ask?
Girl: It's written on ur bike.
Me: Where!? my bike is 17bhp...
Girl: On it's face, in white, that sticker
Me: that's X u @#$#@@*&

**sunny_** · 06-26-2012, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by krish2778 View Post

I often wonder how all of them look the same to the greter number of women folk. My mother also for some reason seems to feel most of the bikes look same in appearence.

Women are complex creatures. No offense. Its quite hard figuring them out.

The same way all the women accessories look the same to us and we can't figure the minor details among those..

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