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My gawd what reactions! I would say good riddance

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When I told relationship with a woman is different to one have with a girl

My only ex-girlfriend for the last 3 years (unfortunately my wife now ) questions me how...I have the upper hand. Boom..There goes the cell phone flying of the bed on to the floor. When I look down, damn its my HTC she threw.

Day-in and Day-out she keeps cursing me for buying a 600i and tells me I wasted 6L of money and I could have bought her something. Now I understand, Its easy to convince people when they are on either end of the spectrum, but its a damn hard job to convince the one lurking between this side and the other.

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Someone's getting a brand new phone! Congratulations!!!

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Why. I have been getting dhokas all day long from my wife for the bike. Why do you want me to get dhoka from my mum as well uh. Instead, find me a good final resting place. I will be happy to lay down.

You dont want any curse from married guy. But you will feel one day , why the hell did I tie that knot

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tell me about it ;-)

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too much DRAMA to handle then, now no worries only bike to handle!!! fun of being single never bother about even having a pillion seat ;-)

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lucky for you having both wife and bike coexist and the bike being worth 6L, in my case only one can exist without conflict and I am happy for choosing bike over a girl...

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Dont tempt me now. I wish I could have done the same or bought the bike before the marriage. Biggest mistake is buying the bike without her consent (which I will never get).

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Woahhh Red ALERT! Do NOT let her sneak into the forum and read these messages. I would say, make your will to hand over the 600i to me, just in case of death by wife.

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Point noted. You shall have it. She threatens me everyday that She will have her initials embossed on the tank with her bangles. So, I am having to check the tank panels and other parts for any scratches / dents.

I, in my life have never been so scared of anything until now. Let god have mercy on me.

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A new one! Not from a better half, but from a very close friend who grew up with me; Not exactly related to bikes, but kinda around it...

(We're generally discussing about an upcoming road trip and the conversation branches into what happens in strip bars and whatnot)

She: So did you get to go to any strip bars during sailing?
Me: Yes!
She: Did you check out the pole dancers?
Me: Yes i did!
She: Any lap dances?
Me: No, i'm very ticklish and lap dances dont usually end well!
She: Tent in your pants!
Me: Yeah, not so good!
She: So did you order that tent? (Now reverting back to our conversation of an upcoming roadtrip)
Me: Tent in my pants? No i didnt order it, it came along with me when i was born. (Assuming we were in the same conversation as before!)
She: Burn you idiot! I meant Quechua's tent! Me:

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You never tell your wife how much your bike costs.
NEVER.

All you do is secretly wear this tee.

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Ah! Thats what death beds are for..to confess all manner of sins[emoji23]

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hi brothers,

Awesome , really awesome thread.

Few from my side:- (Real incident )

Me:- ( In front of KTM connaught place showroom in delhi )- mom, look at RC 390 standing outside, awesome bike, ABS, better metzelers, bigger disc brakes etc.
mom:- ( looked at RC 390 in utter disgust and hate), aaye haye, itni kabbaar bike ?,( bloody hell, such a garbage bike ?) looks like being made from waste material copied and pasted here and there. And orange coloured wheels ? ( her expression went from disgust to even more disgust ) in front of KTM guys in the showroom looking at us.

Me:- garbage bike ? This is the fastest bike in India right now and the best price per package. And I want much better grip in rains and bad roads in delhi. Look
at the size of metzelers and it has ABS too. The design of the bike is so precisely cut for the best aerodynamics.
mom:- It looks so pathetic, and the design looks like being made from waste material. Thoda sa plastic idhar chipka diya, thoda sa udhar chipka diya. ( KTM designers pasted some plastic here, and some plastic there ).

Me:- But I want this bike only.
mom:- yeh bike to tu kabhi nahi lega. samjha ? ( you will never ever buy at least this bike . got it ?)

Me:- (Angrily ) You never like any bike except royal enfield bullet . Do you ? You didn't even like RD-350, that I showed you on my laptop ?
mom:- BULLET ki to baat hi alag hai. ( bullet is the best and she is completely different from other bikes). She looks like a real manly and solid bike. Yeh saari bikes bekaar lagti hain. RD-350 to cycle hai. Usse achhi to teri YAMAHA lagti hai.

Yeh KTM to bilkul hi kabbaar hai. Aur to aur woh DUCATI bhi bilkul third class lagti hai. ( all these bikes look pathetic. RD-350 is a bicycle. Your YAMAHA (referring to my YAMAHA RX-135 5 speed ) looks much better. This KTM looks the worst of them all. And that DUCATI looks absoleutly third class ). Actually, showed her DUCATI a few times on my laptop few days before.


Me:- ( more angrily now ), RD-350 cycle hai ? Phir splendor kya hai ? Aur RD-350 bhi YAMAHA company ki hi hai. ( Is RD-350 a bicycle ? Then, what is a splendor ?, And even RD-350 is a YAMAHA product).
mom:- phir bhi wo cycle hi hai. (even then, RD-350 is a bicycle).

Me:- Aur DUCATI to puri duniya mein mashhoor hai apni sundarta ke liye. (and DUCATIS are world famous for their beautiful designs). Italians always make beautiful designs like ferrari, lamborghini, MV augusta, Ducatis.
mom:- I don't know anything. Haan woh neeli waali bike sundar lagti hai. (yes, that blue one is really beautiful) ( referring to the blue MV augusta that I showed her few days before).

Me:- What's the difference between DUCATI and MV augusta ? Both are almost the same.
mom:- bas farak hai to hai. Yeh KTM to bilkul nhi lega tu. ( still, there is a big differnce between DUCATI and MV augusta, you will never ever buy this KTM)


Me:- I will not buy a bullet. I want KTM only.
mom:- bike lega to bullet hi lega, warna teri yehi bike achha bhala bhaagti hai. ( if you ever buy any bike, it will be BULLET only, otherwise, your current bike runs really fast anyhow ).

Me:- I will buy KTM only. (a bit angrily)
mom:- bullet bullet aur bas bullet. ( just bullet and nothing else ). zyaada bolega to teri YAMAHA chup-chaap bechh doongi. (if you will try to be over-smart, I will sell your YAMAHA secretly ).


Me:- Are you mad ? Will not let anyone touching my bike.
mom:- then, keep quiet. Either buy a bullet, or else, talk about KTM again and say good-bye to your YAMAHA.


Me:- this is really bad.
mom:- ha ha ha ha ha (laughing out loud)



Cheers..........

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Looks like your mom likes big aggressive nakeds. Try showing her a TNT300. You never know, you may get lucky.

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hi brother,


Actually, my mom likes royal enfield bullet only. And she is more stubborn than me. She doesn't even like HARLEYS that much. She loves bullets and also loves the upright sitting position on bullets. Can you believe, she calls RD-350--a bicycle ? The bike that will give shivers to even the most seasoned riders (even in stock condition, can't imagine the power after getting her fully ported ). But she just ignores the bike of that stature and cult.

According to her, a man looks like a man on a bike, when he sits upright with his chest front wide open straight, rather than crouching position on SUPERBIKES.

Well, it doesn't matter to me that much, as I am an earning man and will buy KTM with my money anyhow (thank GOD for that). I just want her opinion, nothing else. But she did get me embarassed on that day in front of KTM guys looking at us. Her expressions after looking at RC-390 were like, she had seen a garbage dump.
I never went in front of that showroom again.

And I did show her TNT 300, she did not like the higher tank position on that bike either. For her, its either a royal enfield bullet or nothing else.


Cheers........

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Haha, this thread makes me feel happy that my wife left me to marry a rich, fat, ugly businessman.

Here's a few from when we were together-

1. Referring to the KTM Duke 200 when we were at the KTM dealership, "aikhon ekdom auto nisina sound diye." (This one sounds exactly like autorickshaws).

2. We were going on a ride together and a guy on a black CBR250R wearing a Honda jacket (Another xBhpian, IDK his nick but his real name is Gokul) overtakes us, she gets angry at me and screams "tumaru tu Honda hoi, pas pelua tak" (Overtake him, yours is Honda too). Well, I was on an old Stunner and obviously with pillion.