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One of the hilarious thread on Xbhp, comments can make laugh to anyone, keep posting my dear married friends, even though I am not married, but I think a bachelor also face some problems not as much you guys but less than that from our moms and me myself face many times, here is the one I got today, I had covered my bike in the parking, I went to the parking uncovered it and back to home to leave the bike cover at home (Actually I parked my bike few steps far from my home in colony parking for few days) I was in hurry and was running and thrown my bike cover and my mom said why don't you kept it with you till you return in the evening, I said - there is no place in my bike to kept this cover, mom said whats the benifit of spending almost 75K even if she doesn't have storage to keep a 2KG packet and I was...

Hahaha, what a fantastic thread. And yes, women are extremely complex creatures. One sample conversation when I had got the CBR in May 2011 and was telling my wife about it.

Me: Excellent bike, good torque for long distance cruising etc blah blah

She: Err, ok, it looks nice (I got the red one). Why is its chest so big?

Me:chest means the front fairing, you mean that?

She: Yes. I now know why you bought this bike

Me: (super happy that wife is happy) Thanks darling

She: You always liked girls with big ones on the chest

Me: you mean my bike has big b***s or what?

She: Yes, and that is why you bought it

Had to get her a nice dress that evening.

Another example, this time when she was a pillion on some odd ride, doing about 60 kmph:

Me: Terrific six gear layout, she is an ideal tourer etc

She: Nonsense waste of money

Me: why are you saying that?

She: My Dio has no gears yet can do the same speed. 6 gears, huh. Just some marketing gimmick to seduce clowns like you

Me: and speechless.

Women are, well, not men

That was hilarious man....

Oh boy !you sure got cornered Women have 7th ,8th and 9th sense...you can't beat their logic...

I can't stop laughing No words, I really don't know how would one counter Dio Vs 6 gears

Good pointers for guys like me. I guess I better buy a faired bike now

ROFL!!!! Super duper funny... Wonder what would be the situation if you crouch someday and see sees you in that "compromising" position with your big "chested" babe!!!
6 gears, marketing gimmick... lol!

Even funnier

Cant get enough of this thread!!!!

Dont you guys practice this?

Two and a half men - I Understand - YouTube

Funny I watched the video in the morning itself... and realized.. After a point, even this stops working

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ROFL...priceless words!!!

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hehehe........
awesum thread keep them coming guys.
i have encountered so many of them but cant recall all of them here are a few on the top of my mind.

# its about the time i was figuring out my first bike to be bought :-

i thought Apache at 1st and if you remember the apache rtr coming soon ads then u will understand.
it starts with distant roaring of a bike coming closer and then with a loud VROOMmmm it fades and at No point u could actually see the bike.
My mom watched it:-

Mom :- hey ram....... marega nhi itti tez bike pe ?? yeh bike to bilkul nhi khareedenge.
[ Oh Lord........ wont u get killed at such speeds. No way ur getting this bike..!! ]


Finally i decided on Pulsar.

on watching the pulsar mania ad.

Mom :- bike dilane ka matlab yeh nhi ki tum yeh sab karo.

[ getting u a bike doesnt mean you would go ahead and perform like them]

Me :- yeah........ in my dreams.


## my girlfriend always had this idea of cruising on an open highway on a Fast Imported bike and standing on the rear footpegs with wind rushing through her hair and you know the way they show in movies.
so to check it off her list on her birthday i borrowed my friends heavily modded karizma ZMR and told HER its Hayabusa and took her for a ride.
on the highway. ( at other times with her as a pillion i ride at a slow pace )

Me (@ 60kph):- is it good enough ?

Gf :- itne pe to meri activa hi chalti hai. aur tez chalao.

[ my activa can do a 60kph. drive faster !! ]

Me (a little embarassed gradually took it to about 100kph):- Okay now you can go. be careful !!

Gf (clinging on to my back like a monkey) :- tumhara dimaag kharab hai !! waapis chalo.
[ Have u gone Crazy ....take me Home]

i wasnt prepared for that reply and broke off laughing so hard that my hands were shaking.


once i was picking her up from her classes when this lean guy "wheelied" in the middle of the road as a show off and then disappeared.

GF :- wow ! he surely didnt look the part that he could do it.
if he can do it then surely you can do it too !!

[explanation :- she thought that the guy with skinny arms Lifted the bike solely on the strength of HIS physical being.
and so I should be able to do it easily cz im physically sound.]

Me:-


P.s:- We broke up and are good friends now but to this date she shows off on her girl friends that she got to ride on hayabusa and how Fast it is. But only I know the secret and of course now u all do too.........so Shushhhh !!

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Super LOL.... Can we have a pic of this Busa..?

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Epic stuff going on here. And boy the GF, Hayabusa stuff. Really really really cracked me up.

Cheers!
VJ