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Careful with that leaking water tanker ahead.
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PoserY being the lecher he is tries to grab a girl from behind when he is riding.. The girl is pretty alert and whacks PoserY nicely on the head with the umbrella she is carrying... he has got a Rs.2 coin sized bump on his head...
We all are at 3 digit speeds when we come to a sudden U turn..
The Indica guy suddenly slows down and swerves madly... PoserY being the idiot he is brakes like a maniac and the P-200 wobbles and skids on its 120 section rear tyre... 
A small sized cocunut falls and hits him squarely on the head... Thank God it fell from a very small tree or PoserY was a goner...
Now he's got a Rs.5 coin sized bump on his head to add to his bump collection... )..We are back in town by afternoon... PoserY suggests a stunt where he is holding the cracker that showers sparks and a wheelie at the same time.. He goes ahead and does it.... The firecracker is beginning to spew sparks and PoserY is trying a one handed wheelie... The firecracker blew up accidentally...
People are lifting him up and PoserY is reciting the ancestry of the firecracker maker in glowing terms in French....
The back pf his jeans are missing and UncleP is giving passerbys an eyeful of his now baboon red you know what... .. Askhay Kumar does the ad for 501 Jeans and Uncle has just done a live commercial for "Buttless Jeans"... )
).. do it with a sunglass and girls will go ga ga over them... PoserY is also looking at the ads and thinking the same and drooling all the while... all that crap eating has taken its toll... Anyway PoserY has called me to gathering of people near a mall.. lots of hot chicks.... PoserZ too joins the menagerie and we all decide to emulate the Pulsarmaina stuff... I am on my way to the mall and happen upon a open deserted stretch of road near the airfield... Roaring away to glory.... ... damn my stomach... boo hoo hoo. not a bathroom in sight... Have to finish my stuff.. I spot a clump of bushes away from the roadside.. I go down there and heh heh do my thing.... Now a couple of rascally street urchins spot me and think I am a monkey looking at my yellow hair and begin hissing at me and throwing stones.. GRRRRR... damned kids... I shout and they run off laughing... One of them smears dirt on my seat... GRRR let me get you.... And why the hell do I not have any water.. OK a leaf will do... We guys below will grab hands and do the spiral burnout as in Pulsarmania... We make VROOM VROOM sounds and get attention at once... PoserZ heads off to his station and prepares while me and PoserY warm up... Now as me and PoserY grab hands and begin the burnout the bikes start wobbling but it goes off anyway... PoserZ starts off with a roar and begins his run... All eyes are on us........Nobody warned us about the under construction open sewage tank near the rear of the mall.... a loud sound in my gearbox and a grinding sound comes from the engine and suddenly the bike stalls..... HAAAAAAALP... I fly off my bike and PoserZ has made his leap..... We fall with pinpoint accuracy into the sewage tank filled with umm you know what...... PoserY is thrown off and lands beneath a tree and a crow decides to relieve himself. PoserY get a wet, dripping face.. and DAMN the tank...)
... girl looks like a chimp).... "
*Buttless Jeans* that was a good one, can't help picturing it in my head ROTFLMAO!!
).. I will narrate the incident of one such guru of mine...).. He is still active on his RX 135 and picks races with younger guys and even has a girlfriend half his age (pciked her up from a local undergrad college... girl looks like a chimp).. UncleP and his friend on the RD. we have a short ear splitting drag scaring pedestrains left and right... UncleP starts his weaving and zipping and the P200 has a tough time keeping up... PoserY is riding like a maniac possessed by the spirits of hell.... Suddenly one guys spots UncleP with his brown hair and uncle wriggles through the traffic and attempts a high speed escape.. PoserY follow suit... We go into a back alley and suddenly we pick up speed and hit the ton mark......... Uncle P and PoserY and driven onto the gravel at around 80 kmph.. and UncleP is thrown off his bike... PoserY manages to avoid a crash but I am flung into a thorn bush... UncleP's friend lands on top of me..The back pf his jeans are missing and UncleP is giving passerbys an eyeful of his now baboon red you know what... .. Askhay Kumar does the ad for 501 Jeans and Uncle has just done a live commercial for "Buttless Jeans"...)
Everybody helping him... and some furious people also!
with his friends going to see some stunt in the movie shooting and then trying the same jump of bikes over the two buildings.. or something like POSER riding under the chassis of 18wheeled truck as in too fast too furious or Dhoom2
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