Crazy comments u heard about bikes

gyan_recl350 replied

09-30-2013, 03:22 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Originally posted by Bibhu View Post

Me on my rd350 at the fuel bunk..
Guy on activa: saar, kitna deti hai?
Me: 90
Guy: WTF
Me: In 6ltrs

Me next to parked rd.
Guy on avenger: Bullet modeling kiya hai kya?
Me: Nahi, Rajdoot hai, aise hi kar diya.
Guy: Yamaha kyun likha hai phir

Me sitting on the parked rd
Guy on splendor: Great saar, Nice modeling rx. Kya kya kiya hai?
Me: zyada kuch nahi, added an extra cylinder, carburetor, silencer, lengthened and widened the rx.. Ho gaya..

Me cruising on the rd:
Guy on a pulsar: saar, is this yamaha 4stroke.
Me:!!!!????? Its a 2stroke bike dude.
Guy: yes, do 2stroke engine hai na.. 4stroke simple...
Me: Where is the river? i wanna drown...

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Now this one surely rank much higher where ultimate intelligence has been shown by people

Thoroughly enjoyed this dimaag ka dahi
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Bibhu replied

09-30-2013, 07:51 AM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Me on my rd350 at the fuel bunk..
Guy on activa: saar, kitna deti hai?
Me: 90
Guy: WTF
Me: In 6ltrs

Me next to parked rd.
Guy on avenger: Bullet modeling kiya hai kya?
Me: Nahi, Rajdoot hai, aise hi kar diya.
Guy: Yamaha kyun likha hai phir

Me sitting on the parked rd
Guy on splendor: Great saar, Nice modeling rx. Kya kya kiya hai?
Me: zyada kuch nahi, added an extra cylinder, carburetor, silencer, lengthened and widened the rx.. Ho gaya..

Me cruising on the rd:
Guy on a pulsar: saar, is this yamaha 4stroke.
Me:!!!!????? Its a 2stroke bike dude.
Guy: yes, do 2stroke engine hai na.. 4stroke simple...
Me: Where is the river? i wanna drown...

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gyan_recl350 replied

09-30-2013, 03:36 AM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Originally posted by saipranav View Post

I once had this extreemly heated discussion with 2 wannabe automobile engineers in my 10th class.
They argued that all pulsars are 1000cc bikes and 150 dtsi and 180 dtsi indicates the amount of dtsi in it.
I'm still trying to figure out how to measure the amount of dtsi :P

Best in lot till page no 6 and the other one is 100cc= 1 hp

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shail016 replied

09-29-2013, 02:06 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Conversation with my cousin (who rides discover 135) after I got my Honda dazzler 1.5 years back:

He: Got new bike (looking at it), 100cc?

Me: No this one is 150cc.

He: "likha to nahi hai kahin per" (read it: I cant find it written anywhere on bike)

Me: ha ha ha ha ....
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RootedCosmopolitan replied

09-28-2013, 04:13 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Last night, while returning back from office I was at Kormangala Sony world junction in bangalore, suddenly two fellows in Activa came and stopped by my side.( It was red light at that time). On looking at my Ninja 300 the pillion started describing the specification of the bike to the rider in Kannada( I dont know kannada so just got the words which were spoken in english ). new ninja.....latest in market...600 cc and .... something more in kannada.
On hearing all that the rider asked me..Saar..how much cc saar. I quietly pointed him to the 300 sticker of the rear seat. Next question was what is the top speed.
Before I could answer anything, the pillion ( who by this time might have sulked knowing that its not 600 cc but 300 cc machine only ) carelessly said.. 300 cc bike na...so speed 300 kmph. I was like.............. what if I would have actually said its a 600 cc machine
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dnewguy replied

09-28-2013, 02:42 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

i was admiring a Duke 200 parked outside CP. the autorikshaw wallahs commented

"lo ek aur aa gya dukkee ke chakkar me" [ here comes another one looking for Duggee]
and broke off laughing.

Hint: Duggee\ Dukkee means a prostitute in haryanvee or some language.

Offensive but well even i coulnt resist a chuckle there and realised a whole new angle to my coveted bike.
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ghostofsparta replied

09-28-2013, 01:24 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Whenever I am on my r15 v2 the comments people pass will only be on the pillion seat and mileage!!! I totally hate it when they do not like the bike they start to comment bad on the bike directly to me!!!

Thanks
Cheers!!!!
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biker4life replied

09-28-2013, 06:45 AM
Crazy comments u heard about bikes

I was on my duke and I stopped by an auto stand to ask for an address.

Me: How do go to this place?

first auto guy: Go straight and take left,

Me: Thank You.

Second auto guy: How much does this bike cost?

Me: 1.4 lakh

Second auto guy: You could have bought an auto in that price.

Me:

Didn't know what to say so just smiled and left

PS: I am going to regret for buying a duke or may be I ll trade my duke for an auto. lol

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jeevan.life replied

08-23-2013, 12:13 AM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Originally posted by Rahul.g View Post

LOL!
Made my day too

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Man just ran into this thread. .. Reading his FB page.. I dont think I will sleep tonight. I might just fall off my bed LOL ing..

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Rahul.g replied

08-09-2013, 07:45 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Originally posted by Mahadevan Ramakrishnan View Post

I had to go through it 2 times to get the gist of it..!!

dat guy can really makeup some crappy scene..!!

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his info..

[ATTACH=CONFIG]111939[/ATTACH]

LOL!
Made my day too

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Mahadevan Ramakrishnan replied

08-09-2013, 06:38 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post

Indeed

Absolutely right.
Honestly FB is full of people like this. Just got a status which reads

Ohh man Just smoked a Cop as i was going to get some stuff from the ring road i was wearing a Helmet but as there was no one on main road i removed my helmet before entering into some market to visit the shop. Then i saw a Barigading of Police i thought they wont gonna stop me but they did came in front so as i was about to Flew in front of there eyes so i did achieved that as well but not in a straight line but it achieved after taking a u-turn with burning some rubber with a drift. He even ranned behind me but couldn't be able to caught me hahaha. I even gave them a little torture with few abusing words after that which i cannot tell openly. Some people think after looking at my face and say I AM GOOD, I AM VERY GOOD Guy yeah i agree, i am too. But they find and feels me insane WHEN I AM BAD, because at that time I AM EVEN BETTER then before.

This guy's updates makes my day

I had to go through it 2 times to get the gist of it..!!

dat guy can really makeup some crappy scene..!!

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Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post

Indeed

Absolutely right.
Honestly FB is full of people like this. Just got a status which reads

Source

This guy's updates makes my day

Originally posted by <F.I> View Post

He's back

his info..
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Divya Sharan replied

08-09-2013, 04:19 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Originally posted by siddharth_ZMR View Post

This is just a spec of sand in the desert!!!! Check is FB page and you will left aghast!!!!

Yes bro, I'm a huge fan of his. [MENTION=13887]prateek2210[/MENTION] bhai introduced me to this guy last year. I simply smirk at times and lol the rest!
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siddharth_ZMR replied

08-09-2013, 04:03 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post

How does one hit a car's parts with a scoot's center stand? Even at standstill, you'd have to pick the scoot up and throw. This guy managed doing so on the move!

This is just a spec of sand in the desert!!!! Check is FB page and you will left aghast!!!!
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Divya Sharan replied

08-09-2013, 02:43 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post

Heights of stupidity

How does one hit a car's parts with a scoot's center stand? Even at standstill, you'd have to pick the scoot up and throw. This guy managed doing so on the move!
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chaosaddict replied

08-09-2013, 01:40 PM
Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

^^ I am following him now!!!
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