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  • Snake crawls out of fairing of a bike travelling at 250 kmph

    Snake crawls out of fairing of a bike travelling at 250 kmph | Motoroids

    source: motoroids.com

    this this out guys...funny

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    • Originally posted by niranjanvaidya View Post
      OK...one more from my tourin diary...

      One a trip to a nearby village, near Nashik, we were on bikes and I had decided that I would not ride today. Sitting pillion can be a very boring job, especially if you like riding. I was getting bored when my friend (Abi) who was riding the CD 100 remarked that he wanted to sit pillion and first of all, shift into shorts as the jeans was too uncomfortable. Sitting behind for so long made me reconsider my decision to ride and I agreed. We stopped and he changed into shorts. We started moving again...I was riding and Abi behind me...we hit a bad road patch at approx 30-40 kmph...I was riding slowly when all of a sudden I felt a jerk and the next thing that I knew was Abi running and hopping parallel to the bike...he had dismounted and was running parallel shouting "oh sh*t...sh*t...sh*t"...utterly confused, I braked and stopped...turns out that CD 100 has a swingarm mounted footrest and after a jolt thru the bad road patch, his right foot had slipped and his exposed skin came in contact with the hot exhaust...this instantly burnt all the hair at that spot ...the pain was so intense that he literally jumped off the bike...
      Till this day (its been almost 11+ years), there is no hair on that spot...
      so we invented the world's first permanent hair removal treatment
      ROFLOL!!

      Man this thread is dangerous to read at office. Suddenly you read something so funny, it gets really difficult to stifle the laughs trying to giggle their way out!!

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      • my 2 cents

        really funny situations shared by many. Couple from my side
        - During college days while on a biking trip from Pune to Goa, riding in the night we stopped for a quick butt break. I was still sitting on my bike while the others walked into the bushes to answer natures call. I tried to lean back to rest myself on the back seat and in the process lost my balance. Bike fell slowly onto its side. Got it back up quickly before the others came back
        - Again during college days, on one occasion I had recently got my bike from servicing. For some reason when my GF sat on it, i was feeling that the rear brake is applying itself. Tried riding a little distance, but was finding it tough. Kept saying its probably because of her weight / the bike is jealous of her. Finally realized that the rear brake was too tight, got down & loosened it
        Automobiles saga till date......
        KTM Duke 390 - current bike
        Bajaj Pulsar 180 Dtsi V1 (Red)
        Bajaj Pulsar 180 Classic (Red)
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        • Well some have tried scratching their heads and answering calls on cell with their helmets on, have anyone tried spitting with helmets on?. Well I did that its pretty nice you guys should try that sometime
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          • GIRLS AGAIN.. WHY BLOOD.. SAME BLOOD

            Well, a similar thing happened to me. I live in Ooty (hometown) and usually I used to ride to my worktown (Coimabtore) and to and fro every weekend. The following Monday, it became a little late for me to leave to my worktown, and gunned the throttle.

            It was a dull afternoon, left my hometown with so much hesitancy after a good time with relatives and all them waving TATA at me with dull face.
            Riding a few kms, I saw this super hot couple on a Suzuki Samurai, and at that time I was riding a Victor GLX 125 (excellent machine, mind you ). Saw them staring at me when I was about to over take them, so I thought why don't I stay back and enjoy the (view )

            After riding behind them for a few KMS it was time for me to leave the damsel behind and move on. Just as I did so overtaking with proud gait, there was this sharp right hand turn, leaned over ROSSI style, usually the bike hugs the same corner fantastically and I've ridden the same corner "n" number of times up and down... but not this time.......... you know what happened next.....


            The next thing I remember is losing my front end, big THUD, SCREECH and me facing straight at the headlight of my bike. Thank god, no vehicle was in front of me, else it would have been me under anything that came in front, and was dragged four to six feet easily coupled with the centrifugal force of the impact.

            Got up quickly, and just as I thought, no one saw my crash. The couple saw this all the way, stopped the bike and ran over to me. At first they were just staring at me, kept mum and then started talking, are you okay?

            You should see the look on that chick's face ...damn... she was clearly laughing her arse out inside, and her little grin said it all... made a jackass of myself

            I dunno what went inside me, when the coupled asked again, are you okay, I started blabbering and this is exactly what I said to the couple to hide my embarrassment. "Oh shit, I am late for my sister's wedding (which sister, where who?), and I am leaving to Bangalore for her wedding, I am already late and that's why I was riding fast and I must be on time.

            They stared at me for a while with a gazed look and then were gone for good.

            Inspecting the bike, the mask was scracthed with a crack, rear right side indicator broken, severe scratch on the silencer cover, bent brake pedal and bent foot peg rod and broken brake lever bob

            Drove 85 KMS with the same condition, and boy after the bike was sent to service center and I came back home to rewind the sequence frame by frame I was sent to a state of coma after laughing at my own blunder.

            Goodness gracious me!

            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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            • Originally posted by aadimanav View Post
              Snake crawls out of fairing of a bike travelling at 250 kmph | Motoroids

              source: motoroids.com

              this this out guys...funny
              Topic Approved and merged here. Just couldn't find a proper thread for this post.


              And anyways, not checking your fairing before riding your bike can also be a blooper, we learn from this.
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              Indian riding = Alertness, Anticipation and Adjustment.

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              • Originally posted by Samarth 619 View Post
                Topic Approved and merged here. Just couldn't find a proper thread for this post.


                And anyways, not checking your fairing before riding your bike can also be a blooper, we learn from this.

                Saw this three days before, man hats off for that guy for keeping calm and saving both his and the bike's ass for good. And that guy laughing in the back, that's more ridiculous!

                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                • Originally posted by aadimanav View Post
                  Snake crawls out of fairing of a bike travelling at 250 kmph | Motoroids

                  source: motoroids.com

                  this this out guys...funny
                  I'd hate to admit it, but this did seriously change the way I'd ride a fully faired motorcycle for the rest of my life. Crap! Who am I kidding I'd be scared shitless to even ride my ZMA without double checking from now on.
                  Motorcycling Experience:
                  2000 ~ 2017 Y2K Kinetic Zoom (Disposed at 15k)
                  2011 ~ 2015 Hero Honda Karizma R (Sold at 56.5k)
                  2013 ~ 2014 Bajaj Discover 100 4G (Sold at 16.5k)
                  2015 ~ 2017 TVS Wego (Totaled at 18k)
                  2015 - Bajaj Pulsar 220F (Currently 31k) < Garage Queen!
                  2017 - Bajaj CT100B (Currently 21k) < 'Golden Quadrilateral' Runner!

                  The Ride was Good, but Life is short, spend it Wisely!
                  Adios Comrades!
                  A.P. 2018

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                  • LOL! I remember an incident happened at Carter Rd Mumbai. Guy riding pillion with his GF on an R1. Was just riding fast and showing off with loud noise and suddenly the bike stalled in the middle of the road. Guess what the petrol tank was empty. After half and hour his firend comes with a bottle of petrol on an activa. They both just sped off. Very embarassing moment for them.
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                    • Originally posted by pankaj_t View Post
                      my series of events on one occasion:-

                      riding fast on an open road-----one uncle asking for lift----stopped and let him sit------zoomed again----speed breaker ahead------didn't notice----80km/h at bump----uncle off the bike------looked back at uncle------too much anger in his eyes----
                      DIDN'T STOP!!-----very sorry uncle!
                      LOL ... That was hilarious funny as hell
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                      • Blooper Maybe

                        Well girls and .......

                        When in College went with some friends to the mahabs. I was on a friends bullet and my friend was behind me and was nearing mahabs maybe 5 kms. It suddenly started to raining. No rain wear what soever. We were going at about 30kms/hr. Couldn't see the road. Then whoos 2 girls in scooty with full rain wear just over took us. I was in shock. Then met them in Mahabs. They looked at us like you know how. Most embarrassing situation.

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                        • Originally posted by Vishakh View Post
                          Well some have tried scratching their heads and answering calls on cell with their helmets on, have anyone tried spitting with helmets on?. Well I did that its pretty nice you guys should try that sometime
                          Ya i remember. this was back in 2005. Our Audit team was going to a Statutory Audit of a Bank and we stopped at a signal. a guy in his scooter stopped near us and he just bowed his head down to his right (we were on his right) and he spit inside his helmet and we were like laughing like freaks, hehehe.
                          Ride Safe
                          Vrooom Vroooom

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                          • Few years back when i was new to indian roads and was riding a two wheeler after 5 years. Me and my friend were returning from shopping and we went to get our activa parked in the mall. put the key twisted it and pressed the electric start nothng happened. tried for 5 mins. nothing happened. my friend insisted me to try self. i got down (forgot that the bike is not on stand) and kicked and kicked and then finally kicked and accelerated at the same time and the bike zooomed i was like jignesh(my friend) 'pakad mere ko pakad'. so he shouted 'abey saaley break dabaa' and i was like 'it can be dangerous riding a activa':0 we were laughing like mad
                            Ride Safe
                            Vrooom Vroooom

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                            • Originally posted by Anupdas View Post
                              Hii guys, some blunders by me

                              1. I was in 8th standard, used to take my Mom's Scooty to buy households, after purchasing just as i got on to bike saw some girls coming from front. Decided to show them my riding skills, needed to do a 180 degree turnaround, which i did without putting my leg down by tilting bike and just as i was recovering due to excessive tilting, heard a BANG!!!!!!!!! Forgot side stand....Somehow managed from falling and headed straight back home without even turning my head...

                              2. Got my first bike, was doing some riding through unknown roads with a jacket and full face helmet . It was time of twilight, going through a lane i remembered my old classmates home and saw an elderly woman coming my way i rode my bike very slowly towards her and asked whether she knows my friends home, the moment she heard me , she ran like "her life was on stake". Apparently she thought I was some thief who will snatch her golden chain when she take her eyes off me...........Grrrr, thank god nobody was there to see this...........

                              Now this is Insane, hehehehhee.
                              Ride Safe
                              Vrooom Vroooom

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                              • Originally posted by IronHide Shetty View Post
                                Few years back when i was new to indian roads and was riding a two wheeler after 5 years. Me and my friend were returning from shopping and we went to get our activa parked in the mall. put the key twisted it and pressed the electric start nothng happened. tried for 5 mins. nothing happened. my friend insisted me to try self. i got down (forgot that the bike is not on stand) and kicked and kicked and then finally kicked and accelerated at the same time and the bike zooomed i was like jignesh(my friend) 'pakad mere ko pakad'. so he shouted 'abey saaley break dabaa' and i was like 'it can be dangerous riding a activa':0 we were laughing like mad
                                LOL! Just imagining the scene is just an awful and funny incident. Hope there weren't any girls in front you! Else it would have been more fun.

                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                                The girl said, 'NO!'


                                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                                THE END

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