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) the machine.. I was damn eager to know what happened after, Ninja ride... when Poser X had to ride a scooter!
). PoserX agrees on the same too but he wants to introduce sharp parts to tender regions but I have him on leash on humanitarian grounds.
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2 months after my crash, I have decided to..). So, PoserZ, my Honda "CB1000F" friend and me decide to pay a newly opened girls college a visit. Now, PoserZ is naturally nervous about his bike as he had a very bad experience during his offroading stint with me. So makes certain that we dont race guys at all. He tells me in his fake John Abraham accent" Let only ZMAs and P220s pass. Nothing else". See how magnanimous is PoserZ. he is actually letting guys overtake him. Cute looking girls.. he he he.. Now at the red light ahead we pull up next to them... Now most of them take one look at us and giggle... (Must be our macho looks). When the light turns green a chick on a silver activa starts to zoom off.. We overtake her and PoserZ comments that no girl can beat us... 
. PoserZ is dumbfounded.. HOW DARE A GIRL OVERTAKE US?? GRRRRRRR. Both of us are heated up and start racing. But what we see dismays us.... That girl is weaving in and out of traffic and that too without caring.. PoserZ aggresively follows her with me in hot pursuit. Autos, cars, bikes we care for nothing. 3 rides and ultra fast reckless riding. HAVE TO BEAT THAT GIRL... and people are already beginning to thrash him up for ramming into the girl.
WHAT A SCENE... I run to his rescue and somehow manage to extricate him from the situation. Now, PoserZ runs for his life and mounts his bike and zooms off. I follow suit soon. and when we realize the road ahead is covered with a smear of dung where a herd of cows had defecated while passing.. Now a P-180 and Boxer at 80 - 90 on a wet road with dung... Perfect recipe for a crash... Now just when we look like gaining a bit of control.. with an autorickshaw in the right.... NO ROOMTO SWERVE... PoserZ lands on the roof of the auto
and my head somehow manages to tear through the back of the auto canopy and I am stuck like a guy with his head stuck in the auto's behind.). PoserX agrees on the same too but he wants to introduce sharp parts to tender regions but I have him on leash on humanitarian grounds.
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