Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries..

[cyclone2k]

ROFL, can just imagine the scene! D00d, your return just owned my off-mood... I just returned after having a tensed session with some maamus over letting me go in No Entry, your dosage just cured the headache! Also, your new sig is pwn4g3!!

Poser X seems still be having roots in ground and doesn't discriminate two-wheelers, that so emotional!

[chicane1879]

pramit bhai....kouthi thila??

Keep ur brilliant'ism ON!!

[technoraj2004]

Poser tries track skills...

[saj]

oh god! i missed this

[ajinkya]

we want more
This is too good

[abhishekgyani]

Great one.

[cyclone2k]

Sounds like that was a combo of wet and dirt race, lol. Indeed those guys are lame, how would a chick recognise, that the biker was indeed Rossi? or, maybe he was someone else?? They really need to work out a lot to be a true Poser, just riding Poser class bikes isn't enough, ain't it?

BTW, glad to know you got yourself vaccines, else I'd have to stay away from this thread...

[technoraj2004]

PoserX meets a Zen Master....

(techno tip - Zen masters sayings require enlightenment to understand. Any poser with over 50 crashes qualifies.

Zen masters carry a short staff with which they whack the heads of disciples if they do not understand.)

Hey bikers... saw a simple buddisht monk today.. me being the most irritating guy I decided to harass him... asked him what he specializes in.. His question to me was"What kind of creature are you?".. I reply "human o monk! dont be fooled by the yellow hair and open chested shirt and hanging bling.. He said "your kind should have become extinct long ago." I asked sarcastically for some gyaan..

A Q&A session started:

ZM(Zen Master): Zen is like gold and dung. Before you understand it is gold, after you understand it is dung.

PoserX: Umm dunno about dung.. Ask dung tasting posers.. Some say its bitter.. PoserY especially likes buffaloes. His RX 135 is half broken from buffalo crashes.

WHACK!

ZM: Before enlightenment I chopped wood and carried water. After enlightenment I chopped wood and carried water.

PoserX: Before crashing I ride at 100+ kmph. After crashing I ride at 100 kmph+. and crash again.

WHACK!

ZM: No snowflake falls in the wrong place.

PoserX: Exactly. No poser falls on smooth road.. we have variety. Muncipal bins, dung patches, mud patches.. you name it we crashed there.

WHACK!

ZM: The quieter you become the more you are able to hear.

PoserX: The louder we become the less we hear. and miss those damned yelping canines or buffaloes just until the last moment.... Then DADT (Dont Ask Dont Tell).

WHACK!

ZM: If your try to aim for it, you are turning away from it.

PoserX: I disagree. PoserY once tried to pull off a long christ and had to avoid a cyclist at short notice. He hit a pothole went flying and fell with pinpoint accuracy into a shallow well.

WHACK! (Ow. my head...)

ZM: Every exit is an entry somewhere else.

PoserX: Yeah last time I tried a cornering exit, I sent out a mud spray and 3 vegetable vendors gave a sound thrashing and had to shell out 1000 bucks..

WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! (Boo Hoo Hoo my poor head. Its not an anvil!)

The ZM is disgusted and leaves me with a bunch of painful bumps on the head.my head looks like a bushel of potatoes..gotta fin painkillers..

(Next: Uncle Poser..)

[ankit mishra]

Dude,
you made my evening...


good to see that now POSER X is going places...

how about Poser with his friends going to see some stunt in the movie shooting and then trying the same jump of bikes over the two buildings..
or something like POSER riding under the chassis of 18wheeled truck as in too fast too furious or Dhoom2

this will evolve the poser into The ultimate poser...


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[FZ16]

Very nice, Technoraj. Keep up the good work, buddy.

[nitrosatya]

Great writing! Enjoying it.

And it is not a coincidence that i saw such poser activity on the road!

A guy on a K&N'd Pulsar 180 was swerving and honking to his delight. He zoomed ahead with great speed. But i saw him lying on road at the next junction! Everybody helping him... and some furious people also!

These things are for real!

[technoraj2004]

Uncle Poser...

(techno tip: The poser level retardation is spread across all age groups. espacially from 15 to 50

Posers have inbred allergy to helmets and protective gear.)

hey guys.. this is PoserX... roaming the city now and have seen a couple of my kind.... even in higher age groups.. I saw a couple of uncles with brown streaked hair weaving in and out on RXs and Shoguns.. I will narrate the incident of one such guru of mine...

Lets call him UncleP.. He was a famed RX rider during his college days. Always hung out near girls colleges and beat up a few guys too..(thrashed up also by a couple of boyfriends of the girls).. He is still active on his RX 135 and picks races with younger guys and even has a girlfriend half his age (pciked her up from a local undergrad college... girl looks like a chimp)..

One day he tells me about how he rode the famed Yezdis and Javas.. and a friend turns up on his Yamaha RD 350.. UncleP is proud and shows off his friend's bike to us telling us that this is indeed good stuff and he can race any of us.

Now PoserY has his 200 with him and we decide to race UncleP on the roads to a race on who wins. PoserY and me on my bike. UncleP and his friend on the RD. we have a short ear splitting drag scaring pedestrains left and right... UncleP starts his weaving and zipping and the P200 has a tough time keeping up... PoserY is riding like a maniac possessed by the spirits of hell....

We come to a traffic stop and the helmet season is underway with police on the lookout for offenders.. Suddenly one guys spots UncleP with his brown hair and uncle wriggles through the traffic and attempts a high speed escape.. PoserY follow suit... We go into a back alley and suddenly we pick up speed and hit the ton mark.......

Somewhere aorund the corner a Indicab comes with high speed and swerves panickedly.. Uncle P and PoserY and driven onto the gravel at around 80 kmph.. and UncleP is thrown off his bike... PoserY manages to avoid a crash but I am flung into a thorn bush... UncleP's friend lands on top of me..

Meanwhile, UncleP has beed dragged butt first for a good 5-10 meters on gravelly rough road.. The back pf his jeans are missing and UncleP is giving passerbys an eyeful of his now baboon red you know what... .. Askhay Kumar does the ad for 501 Jeans and Uncle has just done a live commercial for "Buttless Jeans"...

Anyway we limp off to the hospital and OUCH.. Dettol burns... grrr damned thorns. have gotten to unmentionalble places.

(Next: Poser mimic the Pulsarmania TV ad..)

[frankpilli]

@ Technoraj...great writing.

[MotorBreath!]

total ROTFLMAO stuff as always..
can't wait for the next chapter..

[EL LOCO DIABLO]

You are just non-stop man!! *Buttless Jeans* that was a good one, can't help picturing it in my head ROTFLMAO!!