Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries..

[rachitkohli]

hehehe..!!
i had been lucky to find this beautiful piece of a**.. err.. art..!

[rachitkohli]

hey darknight, now please dont try to make ur R15 like this.. i know the mod if very inviting.. but that poser has his own copyrights..

U crazy or what
BTW cloth is usually used by people afraid that the tank may explode in summers...Tht's the reason[/quote]

i guess thats a copy of Busa.. BHUSA..

[spiderweb]

how about Posers ride to Leh-Ladakh??
and Posers 24hrs Saddlesore ride????
how about posers imitating GIR 2???

Sounds like a mission to me...

@Rachit: great hidden photorgiri (a counterpart of posergiri)
Atleast now you can think of another career option as a freelance detective photor...

[rachitkohli]

Sounds like a mission to me...

@Rachit: great hidden photorgiri (a counterpart of posergiri)
Atleast now you can think of another career option as a freelance detective photor...

yeah this posers will help me to earn some bucks..!! MMS Scandal..
Am so sorry to "Posers"

[Nirvana]

Guys,

Found this Busa for sale (Could be an ideal ride for Poser X).

have been ROTFL since I saw this.

eBay India: HAYABUSA GSX 1300 (Pulsar 220 Converted) (item 190291364311 end time 04-Apr-2009 19:50:14 IST)

Cheers!

The description of the busa has a punchline also that reads.
"It is impossible to find out, whether it is original or modified "
total poser value for money

Man the twin exhaust pulsar is ridiculous. The poser riding it is sure proud of her, how many of us would park their bikes in such a manner, i would always prefer closed to the sides and definately in the shade.

[Sarvajit]

@rachitkohli: Don't be worried about clicking them-some posers actually think that we're in awe of them&their machine, so they actually pose for the pic too!

[Nirvana]

man the posers are becoming real celebs and also have own paparazzi. hehehehehe.
Good job on this one Rachit.
undoubtedly one of the best threads ever.

[rachitkohli]

thnx guyz.. i never knew this posers will make me feel so good..
u knw what guyz.. thats not a pulsar 100%, i strongly feel it to be CT100..

u shuld hav checked the sound of the exhaust guyz.. scooty is better.. the guy sat on it with fultoo attitude, started it & looked at the spectators (including me) & zoomed off.. :P he would hv celebrated this day i guess.. if he gets to know bout this thread if he could manage somehow understanding INTERNET, he will be in coma..!!

[Sarvajit]

man the posers are becoming real celebs and also have own paparazzi. hehehehehe.
Good job on this one Rachit.
undoubtedly one of the best threads ever.

+1 to that!
@technoraj2004: Waiting for some more rib-ticklers!

[frankpilli]

Poser bike gallery

until Techno comes in with a new post, why don't we all post some poser bike photos (modified as Busa/R-1/GSXR) from our cities? we can have a lot of fun by seeing their modifications such as twin exhausts, weird twin headlamps funny messages/stickers written on their bikes ?

[Sarvajit]

until Techno comes in with a new post, why don't we all post some poser bike photos (modified as Busa/R-1/GSXR) from out cities? we can have a lot of fun by seeing their modifications such as twin exhausts, weird twin headlamps funny messages/stickers written on their bikes ?

Nice idea Frank! I'll also try to catch some!

[technoraj2004]

Girl Posers....

(techno tip - Sometimes women have all the luck

Never ever chase a bus train or a girl poser.. The ends results ain't pretty)

Hey boys long time. We posers were having high speeds insane swerving stuff on the bylanes of my city. PoserZ ran his 200 into a bull when overtaking a ZMA and is now licking his wounds back home and wondering out ways to get an even fatter tyre on the 200 than the FZ.(wonder how he is licking his wounds coz most of the hit was borne by his backside.). I heard he was last asking which dealer was importing Suzuki Intruder rear tyres..

Now I am a admirer of beauty.. having the females ooh aah at me is every posers wet dream.. Thats why me mod our bikes and race bigger bikes in the first place. PoserY and me on my now repaired R15 (insurance and plastics cost me a bomb.. dont ask) are racing along to the cinema hall..PoserY is driving and I am riding pillion..

Now on our way to the nearby traffic signal..... I turn around to see a really hot girl riding an Activa.. Fair skin, cute looking and a pair of cool shades and the hottest pair of tees and jeans... PoserY transforms into throttle monkey mode and keeps on revving the bike to attract her attention and I am gaping at her so that she sees me..She justs passes and glance and smiles a bit and we reach the traffic stop.. Now I am eager to show of that I own this bike.. So PoserY and me exchange positions and I again resume staring at her..and he too takes to it..

As soon as the light turns orange,a sudden vroom and the girl takes off wvwn before the traffic police signals..... I am pissed off how dare that girl overtake me and I give hot chase... Weaving in and out of morning 11 AM traffic I finally overtake her and she begins weaving in and out of traffic.. I resume chasing her... When the next stop approaches.. we both slow down... and again we resume staring backwards at her as she has stopped behind us...

Again the light turns orange and she overtakes us in standstill and bangs my exhaust slightly.. I am really pissed off and I zoom past her before she has another chance... But when I look forward the traffic stream has not ended and an auto is straight in my path.... HAAAALP. I swerve just in the nick of time.. and I see the traffic enforcement van blocking my path.... again I swerve.. I hear people hollering and yelling and just as I am about to zoom off out of nowhere the Activa chick swerves in front of us from the left and zooms off... I lose balance and skid and brake hard.... The R15 does a wonderful stoppie and PoserY flies a good 6 feet in the air and falls with pinpoint accuracy into a nearby open manhole... Talk of being suckers!!!

After giving 1000 bucks fine and dropping PoserY at the nearby hospital,, I head off to the highway for some high speed stuff.. Just when I hit and open 6 lane road and start speeding above 120 kmph, I hear a loud GZZZZ in the distance... Just when I am about to slow down a bit and check.... zzzzZZZZZZZZUNNNNNNNNNN... Something blows past me in a flash and rockets ahead.. Just when I wonder what was that.. I see a glimpse of a diamond shaped taillight and 2 underseat exhausts and the 190 section tyre..

The damned R1 again and it is doing over 180 kmph...

God Why me??

(Next: Posermania : Stunting Redefined...)

[technoraj2004]

Techno's Request

Guys, Please do post photographs of poser bikes (License Plates blurred to avoid further embarassment).. I will definitely post something funny with respect to them..

[P.S I have got an upcoming project on the posers trio.. Lets just say sometime in the near future you might get to see PoserX and gang on screen.]

[skyknight19]

The R15 does a wonderful stoppie and PoserY flies a good 6 feet in the air and falls with pinpoint accuracy into a nearby open manhole...

this was too good techno......lol
keep the good work on....

[Anjit_Sharma]

(techno tip - Sometimes women have all the luck

Never ever chase a bus train or a girl poser.. The ends results ain't pretty)

in JAbalpur last week an aunty on scooty made way of my friend to hospital,
R-15 is gone
now he realized this

Hey boys long time. We posers were having high speeds insane swerving stuff on the bylanes of my city. PoserZ ran his 200 into a bull when overtaking a ZMA and is now licking his wounds back home and wondering out ways to get an even fatter tyre on the 200 than the FZ.(wonder how he is licking his wounds coz most of the hit was borne by his backside.).

even I am wondering How,

I heard he was last asking which dealer was importing Suzuki Intruder rear tyres..

what he didn't got the ambassador tyre

After giving 1000 bucks fine and dropping PoserY at the nearby hospital,, I head off to the highway for some high speed stuff.. Just when I hit and open 6 lane road and start speeding above 120 kmph, I hear a loud GZZZZ in the distance... Just when I am about to slow down a bit and check.... zzzzZZZZZZZZUNNNNNNNNNN... Something blows past me in a flash and rockets ahead.. Just when I wonder what was that.. I see a glimpse of a diamond shaped taillight and 2 underseat exhausts and the 190 section tyre..

The damned R1 again and it is doing over 180 kmph...

God Why me??

I think that R-1 Loves poser too much

(Next: Posermania : Stunting Redefined...)

what!!!! posermania,
all three posers at a place
God Save there Bikes

Abhi se wait start