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... girl looks like a chimp
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.. do it with a sunglass and girls will go ga ga over them
... PoserY is also looking at the ads and thinking the same and drooling all the while... all that crap eating has taken its toll...
Anyway PoserY has called me to gathering of people near a mall.. lots of hot chicks.... PoserZ too joins the menagerie and we all decide to emulate the Pulsarmaina stuff... I am on my way to the mall and happen upon a open deserted stretch of road near the airfield... Roaring away to glory.... 
... damn my stomach... boo hoo hoo. not a bathroom in sight... Have to finish my stuff.. I spot a clump of bushes away from the roadside.. I go down there and heh heh do my thing.... Now a couple of rascally street urchins spot me and think I am a monkey looking at my yellow hair and begin hissing at me and throwing stones.. GRRRRR... damned kids... I shout and they run off laughing... One of them smears dirt on my seat... GRRR let me get you.... And why the hell do I not have any water.. OK a leaf will do... We guys below will grab hands and do the spiral burnout as in Pulsarmania... We make VROOM VROOM sounds and get attention at once... PoserZ heads off to his station and prepares while me and PoserY warm up... Now as me and PoserY grab hands and begin the burnout the bikes start wobbling but it goes off anyway... PoserZ starts off with a roar and begins his run... All eyes are on us........Nobody warned us about the under construction open sewage tank near the rear of the mall....
a loud sound in my gearbox and a grinding sound comes from the engine and suddenly the bike stalls..... HAAAAAAALP... I fly off my bike and PoserZ has made his leap..... We fall with pinpoint accuracy into the sewage tank filled with umm you know what...... PoserY is thrown off and lands beneath a tree and a crow decides to relieve himself. PoserY get a wet, dripping face.. and DAMN the tank...)
The back pf his jeans are missing and UncleP is giving passerbys an eyeful of his now baboon red you know what... .. Askhay Kumar does the ad for 501 Jeans and Uncle has just done a live commercial for "Buttless Jeans"... )
PoserY being the lecher he is tries to grab a girl from behind when he is riding.. The girl is pretty alert and whacks PoserY nicely on the head with the umbrella she is carrying... he has got a Rs.2 coin sized bump on his head... We all are at 3 digit speeds when we come to a sudden U turn.. The Indica guy suddenly slows down and swerves madly... PoserY being the idiot he is brakes like a maniac and the P-200 wobbles and skids on its 120 section rear tyre... A small sized cocunut falls and hits him squarely on the head... Thank God it fell from a very small tree or PoserY was a goner... Now he's got a Rs.5 coin sized bump on his head to add to his bump collection... )..We are back in town by afternoon... PoserY suggests a stunt where he is holding the cracker that showers sparks and a wheelie at the same time.. He goes ahead and does it.... The firecracker is beginning to spew sparks and PoserY is trying a one handed wheelie... The firecracker blew up accidentally... People are lifting him up and PoserY is reciting the ancestry of the firecracker maker in glowing terms in French....
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).... PoserY has sobered up after that unfortunate cracker blowup and has got his front teeth replaced... again. PoserZ has come up and we three are out to celebrate Diwali.. Now PoserZ suggests a long roadtrip in the morning and crackers in the evening.. The girl who he is currently wooing has a devil of a younger brother. He goes to the front of her home and starts honking and revving his bike VROOM.. PHAT PHAT.. VROOM.. Looks like sweets.. PoserY takes it like a hero and opens the package and we 3 peer into the package......grrrrr. the little chipmunk.. I am going to thrash him. He had put dog poop and put in a forecracker in the packet.. Result: 3 smelly posers. PoserZ being the flaming idiot he is slows down and peers at it.. PoserY does a terrified accidental wheelie and vrooms off and suddenly out of nowhere rockets start raining.. One goes straight into PoserY's rear wheel and BOOOM.. PoserY crashes straight into some roadside bushes... PoserZ is half deaf and blinded by the recent explosion and 2 rockets chase him and me and him both jump off the bike and dive straight into a mud puddle... SPLATTTT.. He lifts up a cracker and says "what the %^$^ this tiny cracker? I can light it with my cigarette." and lights it with his cigarette.. %&^%&%&%&. Damned idiot.)..)..
Maybe you should write a small declaration at the beginning of the stories "Any resemblence of the characters mentioned herewith to those in real life is purely coincidental. The writer is not responsible for the same." As hilarious as these stories are, I can't help being reminded of the posers of my city. Most of them having similar characteristics. The other day I really thought if that was PoserY on his P200 that overtook me .
).. Maybe you should write a small declaration at the beginning of the stories "Any resemblence of the characters mentioned herewith to those in real life is purely coincidental. The writer is not responsible for the same." As hilarious as these stories are, I can't help being reminded of the posers of my city. Most of them having similar characteristics. The other day I really thought if that was PoserY on his P200 that overtook me .
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