Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries..

[riazmomin]

^^^ Fabulous....

to be more precise, saftey concious posers, sticking the mobile under helmet and talking all the way.

[frankpilli]

posers have inbred allergy towards helmets

[cyclone2k]

@ Techno...u forgot one most important thing about posers.....sticking mobiles between their ears and shoulders while weaving through traffic

They're not posers.. they're different breed called Uncles...

[ankit mishra]

. PoserY has sobered up after that unfortunate cracker blowup and has got his front teeth replaced... AGAIN. .

..........................
a cat has 9 lives ...


poser proved it wrong...

the maxim should change...

a poser has 11 lives.

[nitrosatya]

Check this out! Clicked it my college! The rider felt pride while i was clicking it!

[inder.cool]

Ohh nice on there Satyajit...!!

These kindda ppl also exist, i didnt know....!!

[frankpilli]

@ Techno... what happen to P-X & P-Y

[technoraj2004]

(Posers:A Techno Narrative)

(Note : Sorry guys was extremely busy in work and was in a bit of a creative block. I will try my best to post regularly from now.)

(techno tip: Posers have an unmentionable itch to chat on cellphones exactly at when they ride.

The female sex is a perennial source of crashes be it any season of the year.)

I am narrating the story of how I view the daily slambang and give the PoserX stuff a rest this time around.

It has been a tough work week and no breaks and the damned weekend doesnot come any sooner. It is a lazy winter afternoon on a Saturday. Its around 3 PM and the sun is dipping already. I suddenly have a brainwave that I could do a city wide tour and see sights. My ZMA was washed and serviced in the morning and she is looking at me pleadingly for a day out.

I am in a pretty languorous mood and I get my jacket, DSG gloves and riding boots and set off. I hit the main road around the 50-60 mark and am sedately cruising. Suddenly.....

VROOOOOOOM. What the?? A blithering idiot with his over made up chimpanzee of a girlfriend is racing at 90 kmph on his red P-200. The idiot even has the audacity to write PLAYBOY on his number plate. He's got a phone in one hand and talking animatedly to some friend of his.

However, there is a small problem.. The reason I was riding at 50-60 on a clean empty road was a newly constructed road and was very very bumpy due to sloppy work (Muncipal Corporations... anyone??).. That idiot was riding at 80 kmph when he spots and unmarked monster of a speedbreaker at around 7-8 feet away...

SCREEEEEEECH... No avail. The bike has cut speed but still the idiot and his girlfriend do a beautiful swan dive into a roadside panipoori stall and drenched in foodstuff and angry stray mutts barking at them..
Thats PoserX LIVE for you.

I smirk and go over and pull up the bike and enquire about their well being. They are thankfuly unharmed but the bike front fairing is totalled and stuff.

I move off and ride extra cautiously.. I hit the NH5 and begin practising my racing crouch at around 70-80 kmph.. Suddenly...

another VRROOOOOOOM. (Better not ride a 200cc+ bike these days all and sundry pick up a race with you.)

2 idiots on a modded Discover and the pillion is looking back at me and smiling mockingly. The idiot has written DILWALE on his number plate.The idiot of a rider is racing hard and manages to put good distance between me. I know the exact place where the highway widens out and I intelligently pick up speed with no hard revs....

Now, a couple of girls on 2 Honda Activas turn up at an intersection and one zips past the Discover guys and the pillion of a girl smiles at the 2 guys. The idiots are transfixed and ogling the chicks... (I ogle at chicks too but as a rule don't do it while riding... )

The retards fail to a see an autorickshaw do an emergency stop right in front of them. I was yelling LOOK OUT but too late... WHAMMMM... The girls simply go off without a glance and a extremely irate bunch of autodrivers rough up the two.... I go over and manage to placate the situation.. The idiots however pay up 2k as damages.

I sigh and return back home and wonder at the sheer idiocy of the whole posing thing.... Human nature is inexplicable.

(Next: PoserX will be Back with a surprise...)

[technoraj2004]

Welcome back Technoraj. Nice writeup there.. Maybe you should write a small declaration at the beginning of the stories "Any resemblence of the characters mentioned herewith to those in real life is purely coincidental. The writer is not responsible for the same." As hilarious as these stories are, I can't help being reminded of the posers of my city. Most of them having similar characteristics. The other day I really thought if that was PoserY on his P200 that overtook me .

And another feature of the posers that you forgot to highlight here, is the horns. I have seen posers using some kind of a hooter instead of the usual musical horns. The loud sound (like that of an air horn, the compressed-air-in-a-can-with-a-nozzle type) would make your skeleton jump out of the skin.... Its that frightening. Believe me,.... you really have to be in front of that kinda poser and experience the honk...... Its as if a 14 wheeler is honking inches behind you, and somehow it is not visible on your rear view mirror...

Sorry for the late question.. There is one idiot with a red P200 from my area. rides lidless and always at triple digit speeds.. Was it a red P200 making a K&Need sound and roaring at insane speeds?

[frankpilli]

come on Techno.......where are u? not posted since 11-08

[Mindgrinder]

Posers = Losers

[Sarvajit]

Posers = Losers

But still, Posers are fun to watch! Whats life without an element of comedy in it?

[jasmeetsinghchawla]

There is a increasing trend in the number of poser girls.
I was going with my dad on my Apache, i see a Poser G on a supercharged activa age around 20 yrs the road is one of the busiest. I amconvinced with her communication abilities as she is over the phone at 50+ kmph on a road which permits 30 kmph. My eyes follow her she vanished as there is a curve on the road. It takes me 1/2 a minute to cross the curve i see some people picking up the Supercharged Activa but the girl is missing. Due to public on the road i have to break. Isearch where is that Poser G after looking here and there i find that the Poser G is still on her Cell phone no bother about the vehicle as it is not as new as the cell.
Then the crowd disappears and i move out of that place.

[Sarvajit]

There is a increasing trend in the number of poser girls.
I was going with my dad on my Apache, i see a Poser G on a supercharged activa age around 20 yrs the road is one of the busiest. I amconvinced with her communication abilities as she is over the phone at 50+ kmph on a road which permits 30 kmph. My eyes follow her she vanished as there is a curve on the road. It takes me 1/2 a minute to cross the curve i see some people picking up the Supercharged Activa but the girl is missing. Due to public on the road i have to break. Isearch where is that Poser G after looking here and there i find that the Poser G is still on her Cell phone no bother about the vehicle as it is not as new as the cell.
Then the crowd disappears and i move out of that place.

This is funny! As expected, was she lidless as well?

[Mindgrinder]

This is funny! As expected, was she lidless as well?

if she was lidless, was she worth clicking