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:d:d:d rotfl !!!!Originally posted by technoraj2004 View PostA professional candid photographer - 17000+ followers. Be in touch
https://www.facebook.com/Jonak.Photo
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Heard about this thread a lottt, but never found it actually... TOO-GOOD HE IS, must open India's first Bike themed Comics...
or a weekly magzine like "MAD" (India's own MAD n madder then the MAD
)
Where are you technoraj bhai? Excited to hear more from you, meet me, am just as crappy writer as you are
(refer my trip logs)
The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same. Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.
~ Spiderweb
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Spent a whole night
, reading
, laughing at this hilarious work by Technoraj 
,
You are Directly responsible for my sleepy red eyes, and stomach pain

itoo have some poser experiences will post some day,
yesterday i met a 135cc SBK owner guy,Originally posted by Mindgrinder View Postsaw new xcd 135 ad in newspaper today (TOI) its copied from a SBK stoppie pic, haha now we will see 135cc posers doing same
I am used to of do a stoppie at my college's stand
( but i am not a poser
),
he tried the same on his XCD and do i need to tell what happened......
Haedlamp is broken and now looking like a Split Headlamp

and left indicator is now pointing to Downside
,accompanied by clutch side handlebar

Some other parts are broken too,
alongwith the rider and his GirlFriend(
my gf's expression at that
)
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Haha... I recall racing with a girl who was on Dio... she was way fast, lol!Originally posted by jasmeetsinghchawla View PostThere is a increasing trend in the number of poser girls.
I was going with my dad on my Apache, i see a Poser G on a supercharged activa age around 20 yrs the road is one of the busiest. I amconvinced with her communication abilities as she is over the phone at 50+ kmph on a road which permits 30 kmph. My eyes follow her she vanished as there is a curve on the road. It takes me 1/2 a minute to cross the curve i see some people picking up the Supercharged Activa but the girl is missing. Due to public on the road i have to break. Isearch where is that Poser G after looking here and there i find that the Poser G is still on her Cell phone no bother about the vehicle as it is not as new as the cell.
Then the crowd disappears and i move out of that place.
This one ?Originally posted by Mindgrinder View Postsaw new xcd 135 ad in newspaper today (TOI) its copied from a SBK stoppie pic, haha now we will see 135cc posers doing same

The way BAL is marketing XCD, it seems like they've launched a SBK.. lol.
Last edited by cyclone2k; 03-14-2009, 11:23 AM.sigpic
HONDA fans, unite here!
Originally posted by cyclone2kA BiKER is only as good as the BiKE. You take care of the BiKE, the BiKE will take care of you.
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lol yeah there was one more with a fatter guy, haha but this poses well lolOriginally posted by cyclone2k View Post
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Posers On a Mountain Trip
Hey guys, been out of action for a long long time... Aright noe post for 2009 coming right up.
(techno tip:
1. Mountain areas have twisties and rough roads. Rossi antics are eligible to get a free dental cleanup.
2. Never ever talk on a cellphone especially on a road which are suspectible to bovine and canine intervention.
)
Hey bikers, happy New Year. 2009 has come and me has got a brand new guess what ... the R15. yeah baby.
It rocks. full posing value. excellent plastic body. I got the el cheapo Zapper cycle tyres with ze nameless brandless fatter tyres.
100/90 front, 130/80 in the rear. now it looks like a proper superbike. I even got "DON DILDAAR" stickered in flaming pink on the blue fairing and a PLAYBOY sticker on the front glass.

Now PoserY a,d PoserZ have got new bikes.... a P-200 and a FZ-16 (PoserZ likes really fat tyres. Once he went and asked for a 190/70 tyre for his FZ. The shopkeeper looked at him like a ghost and asked him to get an Ambassador's tyre fitted.
)
Its touring season and we decide on a mountain trip to the nearby hills. (you dint think we would risk a Leh trip eh. 0 poser value
). We decide on no lids as no traffic people to enforce rules in the mountains.
We race off to the hills on the highway sideswiping a zillion veichles in the process and a stream of abuse following us. (All great men are reviled in their days but afterwards they become legends.
)
We 3 ride to a dhaba and grab some food and get boozed up. (beer settles pretty well in the stomach in the hills.
). We hit triple digit speeds on the roads and come to the sweet twisties and PoserY starts his wheelie antics on his P-200.. The 200 is one mean bike to handle if mistreated.
PoserY makes a quick turn and finds a 4 wheeler speeding towards him. Hits the emergency brakes and NOOOOOOOOOO
.. a flying PoserY goes a good 8 feet in the air and is licking gravel with missing molars and one front tooth.
(Drat one more trip to the dentist for him.
)
Now sobered up cancel our plans we ride down and after sometime we ride down and hit the highway. On the highway, a clean stretch of road comes and suddnely my phone starts ringing. So, I glance at PoserZ and ask him to come closer and take my call as I am AWOL from college.
I am in the motion of passing the phone to PoserZ when out of the blue PoserY shrieks like a banshee....

On the road are a assortment of sheep and cows and buffaloes crossing the road.. Just as we swerve the herdsman comes out in front on his cycle
.. No way to go
.... HHEEEEEELPPPPP US... WHAAAAAAAMM
The R15 is lying on top of me. PoserZ is lying butt upwards on the other side of the road. PoserY is sitting on the road and crying for no reason (All that beer has to have some sideeffects.
). turns out he hit is butt on the road as he tried to avoid hitting our bikes and all those animals.
However the 200 is unharmed.
Now, where did I put those insurace papers for my bike?
Bikers and ideas on how much a cracked front fairing would cost?
(Next: Girl Posers and their characteristics
)
A girlfriend as a pillion at 400 kmph... What Girl??
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interesting thing about the XCD. watch out the TV ad, first it sounds like a YZF-M1. in the second scene it sounds like a Ducati desmosedici in full fury.Originally posted by Mindgrinder View Postsaw new xcd 135 ad in newspaper today (TOI) its copied from a SBK stoppie pic, haha now we will see 135cc posers doing same
Biker of the Year -2013
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2009 Pulsar 220 DTS-Fi
2017 aprilia SR 150
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Originally posted by frankpilli View Postinteresting thing about the XCD. watch out the TV ad, first it sounds like a YZF-M1. in the second scene it sounds like a Ducati desmosedici in full fury.
Now that's called a true biker ^^^.. 
Just when we miss you most.. you come back posing..Originally posted by technoraj2004 View PostHey guys, been out of action for a long long time... Aright noe post for 2009 coming right up.
That's what I feel pal, great posing machine..Originally posted by technoraj2004 View PostHey bikers, happy New Year. 2009 has come and me has got a brand new guess what ... the R15. yeah baby.
It rocks. full posing value. excellent plastic body. I got the el cheapo Zapper cycle tyres with ze nameless brandless fatter tyres.
100/90 front, 130/80 in the rear. now it looks like a proper superbike. I even got "DON DILDAAR" stickered in flaming pink on the blue fairing and a PLAYBOY sticker on the front glass.

and the xBhpians here, say they like it for power.. and nice to read you are still loyal for your old stickers.. 
I think FZ already has thicker tyres than Ambassador.. and LOL for his never ending thirst for fat tyres.. lol.. He should look no further than tractor tyres, if you guys are off-roading..Originally posted by technoraj2004 View PostNow PoserY a,d PoserZ have got new bikes.... a P-200 and a FZ-16 (PoserZ likes really fat tyres. Once he went and asked for a 190/70 tyre for his FZ. The shopkeeper looked at him like a ghost and asked him to get an Ambassador's tyre fitted.
)
I can just imagine that scene.. lol.Originally posted by technoraj2004 View PostThe R15 is lying on top of me. PoserZ is lying butt upwards on the other side of the road. PoserY is sitting on the road and crying for no reason (All that beer has to have some sideeffects.
). turns out he hit is butt on the road as he tried to avoid hitting our bikes and all those animals.
However the 200 is unharmed.
How about riding a naked R15??Originally posted by technoraj2004 View PostNow, where did I put those insurace papers for my bike?
Bikers and ideas on how much a cracked front fairing would cost?

This one must be awesome...Originally posted by technoraj2004 View Post(Next: Girl Posers and their characteristics
)
BTW, what's your poser opinion on the new CBZX (multi coloured alloy wheels) and RNB (Red and Black) Hunk??
Which one of these??Originally posted by Mindgrinder View Postlol yeah there was one more with a fatter guy, haha but this poses well lol




Previous inspiration for BAL
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Last edited by cyclone2k; 03-16-2009, 08:30 PM.sigpic
HONDA fans, unite here!
Originally posted by cyclone2kA BiKER is only as good as the BiKE. You take care of the BiKE, the BiKE will take care of you.
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Im new here and didn't read entire thread. Here I observed some 'mods' by posers-
**Attaching Blue circular neon (or whatever) under the bike (as if he his an underground car racer!!)
**Changing the circuits so that both indicators glow at the same time and riding with this shit in heavy traffic at 60-70kmph. I've actually seen this.
**putting CBR/Fireblade stickers on Zma. (when asked about it, a 'dude' wearing Himesh like faded boot-cut jeans said, "cool dikhta hai".)
**Once I saw sm1 had put 'Sports' sticker on P180 tank in Pulsar's font. I curiously asked him n he replied, "sport bike pe sport nahi to aur kya hoga".
**Garage walla in my area has painted his caliber in whole Red with a white Ducati sticker on it. He rides in attitude of riding a Monster.
6 Speed Cruising >>--->>--->> Flying In Heaven
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