Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries..

[Jonak]

Complete LMAO stuff !!!

[technoraj2004]

Posermania:Stunting Redefined

(techno tip: Stunting is best left to hardcore bikers and pros (RSA anyone)

Manufacturers have a good reason wehn thjey say not to imitate the stunts.)

Hey guys, this is PoserX reporting LIVE the coverage of our Posermania.. We will be assembling in the local newly opened movie theater and will be inaugurating it (unofficially of course) with our stunts and impressing a lot of chicks too.

PoserX on his R-15

I rev it up hard for my ride to the theater a good 4 kms away from my place.. Riding hard I turn corners and swerve in and out of traffic panicking commuters and scaring pedestrians and generally attracting attention..... I am on the way..

PoserY on his P-200

PoserY has come out of his crash induced depression and is racing furiosly on his bike and generally doing a hell of a job. He attempts to practice a stoppie on the road and when the stoppie happens he looks back to see how far the wheel went up and run's over a dog's tail.. Next scene PoserY running for his life from a pack of furious howling dogs... He is on his way..

PoserZ on his FZ-16

PoserZ has finally fitted a 160 section tyre on his FZ. (The ambassador tyre simply wont fit his rim and the Intruder rear tyre is way out of his budget.) He has sworn to fit the biggest possible tyre on his FZ. He makes his way (the FZ slowly and painfully I might add) to the hall

Posermania..

Finally at the cinema hall we all come together and plan on the stunt.. I am all bling.. Open chest shirt.. check... Long shoulder length curly hair.. check.. Bling bling on my neck.. check...faded jeans with chain.. check... (techno interruption - looking like a g*y retard.. check).

We decide on the flower petal stunt holding hands and doing the spinning burnout. We hold hands and start attempting the burnout with one hand.. It slowly picks up and we begin spinning in a circle slowly.. People are begging to stop and stare.... Just when the stunt begins to happen...PoserZ FZ gives a nasty wobble.. (techno -underinflated tyres anyone).. and the balance and grip is broken... PoserY had revved hard and was being too enthu and he simply skidded off into a wall. I manage to recover and PoserZ skids away and does a ballerina type wobble and finally manages to stop...

People are howling with laughter... Girls even more... PoserY is determined to try another spectacular one.. and prove others wrong.. He tells us to do the 180 spinning stoppie with all three bikes ends coming together in the air..

We start the stunt and PoserY comes in with his 200, me on the R-15 and PoserZ on his FZ. When the time comes to do the stoppie.. PoserY begins the stoppie,, BUT the R-15 somehow doesnot lift its rear wheel and the damn FZ has just turned and refused to lift the rear wheel. PoserY fails to see the failed stoppies and does his thing..

End Result: PoserZ gets a taste of the P-200 rear wheel in the back of his head and is flung forward into the nearby dustbin.. I catch the P-200 rear 120 section tyre right in my beautiful face and me and my R15 both go down..

Aftermath:

3 injured posers and 3 damaged bikes and on top of that damaged egos..

What a shame..

(Next:Phoom:Poser Dhoom......)

[Puneet1]

^^^^ nice one there techno

[shadez]

hahahaa.... another great read.

[bobby_wish59]

ha ha ha ha

[praneshvittal]

@Techno: Went through all the posts, you've got an amazing story telling talent... Helmets Off !!!

[gauravbalu]

i saw a splendor+ with engine cover and it had "sports bike" written on it!!

[nitrosatya]

i saw a splendor+ with engine cover and it had "sports bike" written on it!!

Thats nothing!
I have seen a Repsol Scooty Pep!!!
Beat that!

[motormania]

@ all

Manipal is the home of all Posers.....every second bike is "modified" with a "performance" exhaust,engine bellys,monoshocks,fatter tyres......heck even the cute chicks want loud two-wheelers....we have few 75cc. puny scooties with exhausts louder than SBKS.....going at 25kmph but sounding like 300kmph

@technoraj

fabulous LMAO stuff as usual...i humbly request you to come to Manipal...you will get enough Posers to keep you writing for the next decade....

[Puneet1]

@^^^^^^ It seems you have never visited karol bagh on a sunday in delhi .thats where all delhi's poser x ,y ,z get their "Dhoom" bikes made .

[motormania]

@^^^^^^ It seems you have never visited karol bagh on a sunday in delhi .thats where all delhi's poser x ,y ,z get their "Dhoom" bikes made .

hehehhee...ya havent been there myself but surely heard about it.....but yahan Manipal me to desi posers ke saath firangi posers bhi wholesale me milte hain....mostly from Malaysia and Kuwait....Malaysian guys here kinda have a fetish and competition for having the loudest bikes .....and the way they show attitude on their "superbikes" is totally LMAO.

[thaker1985]

I am lost for words here guys

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[apacheboy]

I stumbled across a poser's gold mine

1 poser
1 bike & the bikes looks keep on changing...typical poserX.

The poor bike in question started life at the Kinetic factory as a Gf170.a very good bike & then subjected to brutal torture by PoserX in his quest to make it a Ducati or a GP edit or a Venom..

[Ananth]

add one more..

Highly modified and guarenteed head turner

[shadez]

I am lost for words here guys

maruthi 800 for sale ( MODIFIED ) - New Delhi - Art - Collectibles

but still, not that bad a work done.

add one more..

Highly modified and guarenteed head turner

WTF???!!! where do poeple get ideas from! the pillion would be sleeping rather i guess...