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  • shashank ashwin
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    Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

    Originally posted by Ron Syl View Post
    True. in my office too people act like idiots when they hear my helmet is 5.5k :/ i get so pised because they think best helmet is the 700rs helmet they got :/
    Yesterday, I was sitting in office, getting bored and browsing through SPG page for SOL (and this page in the next tab )
    One of the guys here owns R15 and is a "biker", comes up to me, looks at the price of SF-1 and asks- arrey this is the helmet that rossi wears naa ??

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  • shashank ashwin
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    Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

    [QUOTE=devesh38;807918]About duke:


    my answer : If the bike wouldnt have been special, u wouldnt have asked me anything.

    The best answer I have heard till now, will put it into practice straight away :-)

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  • shashank ashwin
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    Originally posted by shaswata28 View Post
    Just wanted to share this:
    Some 5/6 days back, on my way back from office, I was stuck at the Red Signal (at E.M. Bipass - Sience City Xing, Kolkata) along with 6-7 more commuters. We were standing ahead of the 4 wheelers at the Stop Line.

    Just then a Hayabusa (white) came from behind & stood infront of us - crossing the stop line. People started discussing about the bike & it's engine sound.

    guy1 (in Pulsar 150 to his pillion): (doesn't know the name of the bike) says in bengali "this is the bike shown in DHOOM"
    guy2 (in Splendor): "it sounds like aeroplane, because it has 2 gas pipes" he means dual exhaust.
    guy3 (ols man in scooter): "must be very costly"
    guy1: "more than 12 Lacks"
    guy2: "What is the point in buying such bike in Kolkata - no good roads. At least 3 cars would have come in this price. just wastage of money "

    The signal turns green & before we could hit the intersection ahead, the Busa crosses it & zooms away. Rest of the bikers (including me) crosses the intersection & again get stuck in a solid Trafic Jam & find the sexy Hayabusa once again. It was stuck as well.

    Guy2 : "Even with 12 Lack worth bike, he is no faster than us" - pointing out at his own old, shattered Splendor - with pride

    Rest of the bikers positioned themselves on either side of the Hayabusa to have a close view of the bike.

    Guy3 : (old man in scooter): Now just beside the busa could not hold his curiousity any more + a disire to talk to a 12 lacks worth bike owner, "Hello, how much did it cost you?"
    Busa guy: very surprised with the direct question, - gazed here & there - removed his helmet & after a moment finally replied. "it's around 15 after tax & insurance"
    Guy3 : "You mean 15 Lacks?" very loudly.
    the busa guy just noded.
    Guy3 : very innocently "what mileage are you getting?"

    Now, at this question, I (just behind the old man) could not resist myself any more & bursted into laughter (not at the old man - because he was simply idiot, but at the busa guy - thinking what he must be feeling at this question)

    The busa guy (hearing my laughter) turned around at me - he looked quite puzzled - found no suitable answer for this old fellow - stared at him for a quite a while and finally without replying took shelter inside the full mask vega helmet & never even took off the visor though gossips continued (the bike hits a max speed of 500 kmph, police should not allow these bikes within the city, etc. The Pulsar guy even commented that his speedo is actually much better - digital) till the traffic liquidated.

    A busa rider wearing VEGA !! ! . This in itself is a joke.

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  • Cleaner
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    Just came back, he was talking about the rear sock absorber

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  • Divyanshp150
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    Rofl nitox suspension is now nitous !

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  • sauravdyakuza
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    Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
    Wait, one of my friend just called me to inform that his newly purchased 200NS has Nitrous system in it straight from company, he is inviting me to take a look myself in the morning when I expressed my disbelief. Let's see what happens in the morning.


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  • moses.thella
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    Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
    Wait, one of my friend just called me to inform that his newly purchased 200NS has Nitrous system in it straight from company, he is inviting me to take a look myself in the morning when I expressed my disbelief. Let's see what happens in the morning.
    maybe he was referring to the "nitrox" suspension

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  • Cleaner
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    Wait, one of my friend just called me to inform that his newly purchased 200NS has Nitrous system in it straight from company, he is inviting me to take a look myself in the morning when I expressed my disbelief. Let's see what happens in the morning.

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  • Divyanshp150
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    Yep no more sandle riding for me....and definitely no free rides to cops!
    And yes its not against the law to ride without shoes. Hell people in india ride bikes without pants! (Read pandits on dhotis!) But police here in kolkata find reasons to fine ypu. If your papers are ok the wil start checking your helmet for isi mark and your shoes. If they find nothing still they will mock you and try to pick a fight. If all else fails and your calm as the himalays then maybe you can go freely abeit with a lot of wasted time.
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    Last edited by Divyanshp150; 03-22-2014, 11:10 PM.

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  • nadz11.ns
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    Originally posted by Deathmate.Zed View Post
    I didn't know riding with sandals was a crime!

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    It isn't a crime as per law (i think)

    But one should never ride with sandals. Make shoes as imprptant as helmet. Our ankles are most hurt in case of a fall.

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  • Deathmate.Zed
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    Originally posted by Divyanshp150 View Post
    yet im fined for not wearing shoes while riding a bike!!
    I didn't know riding with sandals was a crime!

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  • coolmaverickguy
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    Originally posted by Divyanshp150 View Post

    I was riding my bike one day in the hot summer inside city limits there where some riots going on and a policeman asks for a lift. I give it to him and drop him about 2 kms ahead.

    What the hell. this is why nobody wants to help police
    Last edited by coolmaverickguy; 03-22-2014, 08:28 PM.

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  • Divyanshp150
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    Im writing this because a couple of posts up i read something about peoples outlook about riding gear.

    I was riding my bike one day in the hot summer inside city limits there where some riots going on and a policeman asks for a lift. I give it to him and drop him about 2 kms ahead. After getting down he asks me what is that? Pointing at my elbow guards and kneecaps I tell him what they are and that I always wear them and my helmet. He says show me your licence and papers and his fellow policeman there surround me. They ask me if I am wearing that cause I was involved in the riots back then!! I tell them where im from and where im going and they check my papers and finally tell me im getting a fine because im not wearing shoes while riding a bike,....


    They dont know what riding gear is and harang me for , half an hour claiming im involved in the riots because im wearing and these are my protection gear and yet im fined for not wearing shoes while riding a bike!!

    Ps:- I was wearing sandles because shoes are difficult to open in a mandir and laces are a mess.

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  • Jitu Badlani
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  • Suresh@yammie
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    Originally posted by amit_ss125 View Post
    Yesterday i had been to my client's office in Kandivali.

    I entered the office, removed my Spartan Icarus Jacket, Cramster Gloves and left them at the reception along with my LS2 lid.

    Went upstairs, had a word with client and was ready to leave when the client said that he is also coming down for a smoke.

    Went with him and collected my gear from the reception. Looking at the gear he asked me what bike do i ride and why so much gear. Told him abt the safety part and my ride (Yamaha SS 125) which he was not able to visualize. So went downstairs and showed him the bike.

    His reaction: yeh Bike !!! is pey sey gir k bhi koi tutta marta hai kya? nahi rey. Kyun itna darr k jeeta hai. agar bullet hoti to samaj sakta tha. (This Bike !!!. I dont think so that any body will die if he falls from this bike. Why live so scared. I can understand if it would have been a bullet)

    Me : ??? . Simply geareed up, listented to his bullshit and left the moment he finished his cigratte...
    Although your client is a well educated man, that's how their mentality are. For these people gears only meant for bullet(biggest bike in his assumption). Be what you are!

    But I believe is more of hurting emotion than funny

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