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  • Parimal Maheshwari
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    While I was checking out the jacket and especially the elbow and shoulder pads in a shop, another fellow checking out helmets inquired to the shopkeeper, is the jacket used for stunting. Also as he was trying out the helmets, he said I will not put on the full face helmets, screws up his hairstyle was the reason quoted.

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  • ashwinprakas
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    Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
    Aptly said! I remember the old hilarious thread (deleted 2 years back) where a guy got a brand new R1. His apartment security guard looked at the bike and pointed at the radiator and asked - Bhaiya, ye AC hai kya?
    Before he could explain, his wife (he married his GF) said - Arrey, tumne bataya nahi ki tumhari nayi bike me AC hai! Tabhi to itni costly hai.

    He fainted!
    I'm never getting married

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  • dustom_99
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    Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
    i meant our regular streets...
    sorry for the typo...

    BTW i also said whole day at full speed. which track is available for that?
    Rann of Kutch!
    This is the funny thread, i ws trying to fit in!

    Sent from my Micromax A116 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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  • Legend Racer
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    Originally posted by dustom_99 View Post
    On a Track!

    Where is the crazy part???
    i meant our regular streets...
    sorry for the typo...

    BTW i also said whole day at full speed. which track is available for that?

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  • dustom_99
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    Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
    you see that radiator....yeah man... big radiator of car...hmmm, so this rider can rip at full speed whole day, bike wont get hot...

    i was....above all wondering, where on earth can i ride duke 390,at full speed whole day....
    On a Track!

    Where is the crazy part???

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  • Legend Racer
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    you see that radiator....yeah man... big radiator of car...hmmm, so this rider can rip at full speed whole day, bike wont get hot...

    i was....above all wondering, where on earth can i ride duke 390,at full speed whole day....

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  • RTR996
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    Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
    When i was in tenth class,i had a #fenku friend,once he claimed that he stole a karizma,rode it at 200 km/hr (in delhi) then while he was riding at 200km/hr he saw a banyan tree approaching him,and being unable to brake in time,he just jumped off the bike and landed safely on road from 200km/hr,meanwhile karzima collapsed with the tree at 200km/hr and he ran away...

    Sent from my LG-P765 using xBhp Connect mobile app
    DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM ...!!! THAT GUY HAD SOME SERIOUS RIDING SKILLS....!!!

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  • Deathmate.Zed
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    Originally posted by joeantony View Post

    3. Kids at my son's school : "Wow its an impulser, that means improved pulsar you know"
    LOL that had me in splits! Guess you are taking revenge on me..I also read this in office and cracked up. And people started staring at me!!

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  • Divya Sharan
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    Originally posted by Deathmate.Zed View Post
    Trust me dude that's a very sensible comment coming from a girl

    Many would have said, "It looks like a hippo na?"/"Hey look it has such a bulging tummy LOL"/"Isne karizma ko modify kiya kya?"/"Mere bhai ki splendor bhi toh aisi hi hai"
    Aptly said! I remember the old hilarious thread (deleted 2 years back) where a guy got a brand new R1. His apartment security guard looked at the bike and pointed at the radiator and asked - Bhaiya, ye AC hai kya?
    Before he could explain, his wife (he married his GF) said - Arrey, tumne bataya nahi ki tumhari nayi bike me AC hai! Tabhi to itni costly hai.

    He fainted!

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  • Ron Syl
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    Originally posted by RiderMan View Post
    Exactly you echoed my thoughts, its always my suggestion to my friends to invest on rides & accessories, rather than pricy smartphones.

    Cheers bro, Ride Safe!
    True. in my office too people act like idiots when they hear my helmet is 5.5k :/ i get so pised because they think best helmet is the 700rs helmet they got :/

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  • joeantony
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    Originally posted by Deathmate.Zed View Post
    Few crazy comments i have recieved for my duke 200

    Guy2: "Nahi! Tube hi nahi hai hawa kaha bharega? Sirf thoda sa pani maarna padta upar se"
    That one is top, I read it at office and laughed crazy and people started staring .

    Comments on my Impulse :

    1. Guy riding behind telling to his pillion : "Why the hell this guy is riding the bike from second floor"

    2. Guy riding next to his pillion : "Its a racing bike, but a failure model"

    3. Kids at my son's school : "Wow its an impulser, that means improved pulsar you know"

    4. Girl from pillion to her man : "I need a ladder to get on to that pillion"
    Last edited by joeantony; 02-27-2014, 12:48 PM.

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  • ashwinprakas
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    A new level.

    A classmate of mine once told me, that a particular stunt team from Kerala, modify their Pulsar's for 1+ Lakh rs for performance mods, and they're bikes are in such demand that it sells for lakhs in the second hand market.

    -Only people who're into hotroding will get the joke.

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  • RiderMan
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    Originally posted by Sushrut View Post
    Not on the bike but on my Airoh Speed fire helmet. Every other person goes berserk when they hear its cost, grabs it from my hands and examines it like Sherlock Holmes.
    Wonder why they get so pissed off over a Rs 7500 helmet but not over an overpriced smart phone
    Sent from my One V using xBhp Connect mobile app
    Exactly you echoed my thoughts, its always my suggestion to my friends to invest on rides & accessories, rather than pricy smartphones.

    Cheers bro, Ride Safe!

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  • Deathmate.Zed
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    Originally posted by vinay1552 View Post
    My gf saw 200ns for the first time then she said look its pulsar 135 na in front of the owner of 200ns


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    Trust me dude that's a very sensible comment coming from a girl

    Many would have said, "It looks like a hippo na?"/"Hey look it has such a bulging tummy LOL"/"Isne karizma ko modify kiya kya?"/"Mere bhai ki splendor bhi toh aisi hi hai"

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  • Aditya N Bharadwaj
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    Originally posted by HyperRetard View Post
    Is that the idle RPM???
    Thats insane.
    Used to happen on my bike with AFR tuned very rich and on warming up.

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