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That'd be one helluva sight, plus a heart attack for most of the firangi walas!Originally posted by Traveller01 View PostAfter reading this ^ I can surely say from next moto GP season we will surely see Motul stickers replaced by LAAL GHODA & fork oil stickers.. Just imagine Repsol Honda & Ducati bikes with LAAL GHODA sticker on them!
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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redbull might be better than LAAL GHODA....ISO 9001 certification is for systems and not quality of product.Originally posted by s1d View PostAnd this is ISO certified
!! our LAAL GHODA is competition for LAALbull
(i hope nobody drinks laal ghoda and pours redbull in their engines.)
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Easy Prince. It's all about fun here! Don't take it to heartOriginally posted by princesirohi View Postredbull might be better than LAAL GHODA....ISO 9001 certification is for systems and not quality of product.
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Some bad incident happened to me once...I newly learnt how to ride bike ...transition from non gear to bikes..anyways
I had some urgent paperwork and my scooty was low on fuel ..asked friend for help ... he agreed....Took his R15 ...went to office ...finished paperwork...
When on return ...mind said why not rip it ...gear down ..full rev....GOOD
.. suddenly gals cross divider in narrow road just ahead
...pulled in clutch lever mistaken it for brake .... BIG BANG (on body and wallet )
NO RIPPING on other`s bike..
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Hahaha!! That's a real good one. Girls always screw up our party. Those little.....Originally posted by RohIIT View PostSome bad incident happened to me once...I newly learnt how to ride bike ...transition from non gear to bikes..anyways
I had some urgent paperwork and my scooty was low on fuel ..asked friend for help ... he agreed....Took his R15 ...went to office ...finished paperwork...
When on return ...mind said why not rip it ...gear down ..full rev....GOOD
.. suddenly gals cross divider in narrow road just ahead
...pulled in clutch lever mistaken it for brake .... BIG BANG (on body and wallet )
NO RIPPING on other`s bike..

Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Just posting a quote
"Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too."
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Originally posted by shahbaz63 View PostJust posting a quote
"Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too."
So?

Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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I had just bought a Pulsar 135LS and was learning to ride on it. One of my Friends was my teacher. He drove my bike for the first 1 week to office with me as the pillion rider and i would just notice and learn how he rode. Finally when i was confident i decided to ride it. It was a monday morning, rainy season, roads full of mud and water with many pot holes just outside our apartment.
I asked him to accompany me to office as a pillion rider and see how i fared. He reluctantly agreed. He wore his new shirt and was dressed up in perfect formals with a guitar and his bag. Drove for 5 mins and the muddy,slippery roads covered with water approached. I was a bit nervous and asked him how i should cross this part. He asked me to be cool, change to the 1st gear and then throttle it a bit ... I did so ... and the next moment we found ourselves on either side with my bike on his legs
.. I did everything correct but was on my 2nd gear.. the bike stopped in the middle due to very less acceleration.
..
He was all over me and started complaining, this was the first time ever he had fallen off from the bike
and started cursing me.... 
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LOL! I just know what's going to happen next by reading the highlighted part above. LOL! But hope nothing happend to his guitar, because I know how it feels when something happens to your guitar!Originally posted by Calculus View Post....Finally when i was confident i decided to ride it. It was a monday morning, rainy season, roads full of mud and water with many pot holes just outside our apartment.
I asked him to accompany me to office as a pillion rider and see how i fared. He reluctantly agreed. He wore his new shirt and was dressed up in perfect formals with a guitar and his bag. Drove for 5 mins and the muddy,slippery roads covered with water approached. I was a bit nervous and asked him how i should cross this part. He asked me to be cool, change to the 1st gear and then throttle it a bit ... I did so ... and the next moment we found ourselves on either side with my bike on his legs
.. I did everything correct but was on my 2nd gear.. the bike stopped in the middle due to very less acceleration.
..
He was all over me and started complaining, this was the first time ever he had fallen off from the bike
and started cursing me.... 

Ride safe! Wear a helmet.
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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This incident occurred just 15 minutes back. I came to know that people not only drink, but also sometimes like their bike being washed with alcohol.
At a regular checking I was stopped and asked for license near Kharadi. While I was taking out my document, the cops fished out other ongoing bikes asking for documents. One of them was a villager in his forties with a sparkling new-like Shine and from whom there was a strong scent of rum coming.
As soon as the Police guy accused that fellow about drink and drive, fellow gets down and accuses the policeman of accusing an innocent man for nothing. Even the cop checking my documents, took my license and joined the mob along with the other 4 cops.
To support the case, the cops put the alcohol meter in his mouth and nothing was the output. So start pondering over from where the smell was coming and eventually found that it was coming from the bike. This guy deliberately or not, had smeared the bike with rum and even a few drops were dripping from the bike. The police fellows let him go and warned him to wash his bike with anything which is non-flamable and is not alcohol. Should had watched the facial expression when they found that the bike had bathed in alcohol.....Riding the Indian Monster : 200NS....
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India Shining!!Originally posted by utsavchs View PostThis incident occurred just 15 minutes back. I came to know that people not only drink, but also sometimes like their bike being washed with alcohol.
sigpicRelationships change, evolve, and it goes deep.
Only thing I can say - "The storm is coming"
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Now that's what I call true Bikoholic!Originally posted by utsavchs View PostThis incident occurred just 15 minutes back. I came to know that people not only drink, but also sometimes like their bike being washed with alcohol.
At a regular checking I was stopped and asked for license near Kharadi. While I was taking out my document, the cops fished out other ongoing bikes asking for documents. One of them was a villager in his forties with a sparkling new-like Shine and from whom there was a strong scent of rum coming.
As soon as the Police guy accused that fellow about drink and drive, fellow gets down and accuses the policeman of accusing an innocent man for nothing. Even the cop checking my documents, took my license and joined the mob along with the other 4 cops.
To support the case, the cops put the alcohol meter in his mouth and nothing was the output. So start pondering over from where the smell was coming and eventually found that it was coming from the bike. This guy deliberately or not, had smeared the bike with rum and even a few drops were dripping from the bike. The police fellows let him go and warned him to wash his bike with anything which is non-flamable and is not alcohol. Should had watched the facial expression when they found that the bike had bathed in alcohol.
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Jokes apart, I thought traffic cops cannot do that anymore(random document checking) unless you break any rule.Originally posted by utsavchs View PostAt a regular checking I was stopped and asked for license near Kharadi.site:xbhp.com keyword -> Google this to dig up stuff in xbhp faster
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