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The streets are filled with idiots
"The streets are filled with idiots" was the tag line for a tyre brand ad with dint elaborate much also another tyre brand ad shows donkey in middle of the street but from my personal experience what i have found out is animals follow traffic rules better than humans they will walk in a straight line in one side of the road or right in the middle of the road acting like dividers 
but Humans or I should say INDIANS 
are pathetic in regards to traffic rules.
In this post i am not going to even talk about Triple sitters,drunken driving/riding,rash driving/riding,driving/riding at high speeds as these are classified as crimes
types of idiots on road in my opinion are
The Spitting Cobra: If my grammar teacher reads this post she would give me a zero for using a singular word for millions of people.
This type of idiot does not car if about clean city or even spread of diseases or even the paint and cleanliness of others bikes and cars these kinds of idiots are even more dangerous when they are car drivers when they open the door of the cars to spitting even if its an express way. They are available in millions or probably 85% of total population on road.The Supreme court of India was not wrong in saying that spitting is hereditary in Indians. If the pans contain ads in them and if they wold spread on the road on the roads after its spit out Bill Gates would ask the pan wallas for lpan
In search of a Girlfriend idiot or (pervert):Imagine a girl on a scooty and a guy riding with a pillion suddenly the tapsya of this Visvamitra is broken by Urvashi and he has to divert his attention somewhere else
he suddenly attains magical infrared sensors on his Ears as he is looking side ways the front tyre of his bike will kiss the rear bumper of anything on wheels on road
The Ghajini Idiot: This guy knows where to go but somehow forgets the road to the destination they will straight and some how will remember a shortcut and for this shortcut they will go on the wrong side enter one way go over the dividers take a U turn and again a U turn because they dont want to go that way purposely dint say a round because it is not particularly a round it somewhat an amoeba
Amature Idiot: Ok so these are not really idiots.I mean they are learning the art kudos to them but its sometimes very irritating.They will drive at 20 kmph on empty stretches and will brake out of the blue.I mean you should learn but at nights or early mornings when the road are empty or play grounds or empty lands not on road when there is traffic.
The Honking idiot: What can i say about these idiots we all face them just a short sweet summary of these these idiots they think that the engine wont run if the dont honk.some of them are music lovers they honk in a rhythmic tone the best way i found to tackle these idiots is let them overtake you be exactly behind them and peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep peeeeeeeeeeeep poison kills poison doesnt it
Queue is for You Idiot:They are usually kind of people you would find on signals or during some jammed traffic traffic by some procession they will suggest by hand signals to you to stop let them go forward with a arrogant body language, if you have a heated argument definitely they will ask for help to find there dadss "tu janta hai mera baap kon hai"
Centre of attractions: Wanted to replace the double tt's with double ss's but the i signed the XBHP posting agreement, these kinds of idiots will drive on the withe lines bisecting the two lanes who have to flip a coin to know which lane there are on imagine a small hatchback say maruti 800 been driven by an idiot and behind imagine yourself in an suv say a fortuner as per newton's fourth law
The amount of heat generated in the head of the driver of the fortuner would be directly proportional to level of idiotness of zen driver
and it usually generates enough heat to boil water
The head of the flock idiot: This idiot is already an idiot without any gender bias as this idiot is usually married .India is a free country you can move about with your partner and offspring/s but you still got to follow the traffic rules to cross roads these idiots usually contain middle aged people
they will be traffic police for some time will indicate you to stop will bring the traffic to a stand still and then there convoy will cross the roads only after which you are allowed to cross the road
please share your tales,i am sure we are gonna have million stories even if everybody even remembers 10% of there encounters with different types of idiots please feel free to post the other categories of idiots which i may have missed i sure have because streets are filled with idiots
Thanks for Reading sorry no pics
but Humans or I should say INDIANS are pathetic in regards to traffic rules. In this post i am not going to even talk about Triple sitters,drunken driving/riding,rash driving/riding,driving/riding at high speeds as these are classified as crimes
types of idiots on road in my opinion are
The Spitting Cobra: If my grammar teacher reads this post she would give me a zero for using a singular word for millions of people.
This type of idiot does not car if about clean city or even spread of diseases or even the paint and cleanliness of others bikes and cars these kinds of idiots are even more dangerous when they are car drivers when they open the door of the cars to spitting even if its an express way. They are available in millions or probably 85% of total population on road.The Supreme court of India was not wrong in saying that spitting is hereditary in Indians. If the pans contain ads in them and if they wold spread on the road on the roads after its spit out Bill Gates would ask the pan wallas for lpan
In search of a Girlfriend idiot or (pervert):Imagine a girl on a scooty and a guy riding with a pillion suddenly the tapsya of this Visvamitra is broken by Urvashi and he has to divert his attention somewhere else
he suddenly attains magical infrared sensors on his Ears as he is looking side ways the front tyre of his bike will kiss the rear bumper of anything on wheels on road The Ghajini Idiot: This guy knows where to go but somehow forgets the road to the destination they will straight and some how will remember a shortcut and for this shortcut they will go on the wrong side enter one way go over the dividers take a U turn and again a U turn because they dont want to go that way purposely dint say a round because it is not particularly a round it somewhat an amoeba
Amature Idiot: Ok so these are not really idiots.I mean they are learning the art kudos to them but its sometimes very irritating.They will drive at 20 kmph on empty stretches and will brake out of the blue.I mean you should learn but at nights or early mornings when the road are empty or play grounds or empty lands not on road when there is traffic.
The Honking idiot: What can i say about these idiots we all face them just a short sweet summary of these these idiots they think that the engine wont run if the dont honk.some of them are music lovers they honk in a rhythmic tone the best way i found to tackle these idiots is let them overtake you be exactly behind them and peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep peeeeeeeeeeeep poison kills poison doesnt it
Queue is for You Idiot:They are usually kind of people you would find on signals or during some jammed traffic traffic by some procession they will suggest by hand signals to you to stop let them go forward with a arrogant body language, if you have a heated argument definitely they will ask for help to find there dadss "tu janta hai mera baap kon hai"
Centre of attractions: Wanted to replace the double tt's with double ss's but the i signed the XBHP posting agreement, these kinds of idiots will drive on the withe lines bisecting the two lanes who have to flip a coin to know which lane there are on imagine a small hatchback say maruti 800 been driven by an idiot and behind imagine yourself in an suv say a fortuner as per newton's fourth law
The amount of heat generated in the head of the driver of the fortuner would be directly proportional to level of idiotness of zen driver
and it usually generates enough heat to boil water
The head of the flock idiot: This idiot is already an idiot without any gender bias as this idiot is usually married .India is a free country you can move about with your partner and offspring/s but you still got to follow the traffic rules to cross roads these idiots usually contain middle aged people
they will be traffic police for some time will indicate you to stop will bring the traffic to a stand still and then there convoy will cross the roads only after which you are allowed to cross the road
please share your tales,i am sure we are gonna have million stories even if everybody even remembers 10% of there encounters with different types of idiots please feel free to post the other categories of idiots which i may have missed i sure have because streets are filled with idiots
Thanks for Reading sorry no pics
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