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  • #106
    Not about bikes, but about riding gears...

    Last Thursday I was stopped by Police for routine check & here's how it went...
    Police1: Why're you riding so fast?
    Me: silent & started taking out the papers
    Police1: Wait wait, why're you riding so fast?
    Me: Sorry sir
    Police1: Feels he achieved something & then starts looking me keenly
    Me: Hands over the original license to Police2
    Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
    Me:
    Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
    Me: More
    Police1: You're wearing this & he points to my knee guard
    Me:
    Me: We've to wear this & only ride this bike
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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    • #107
      Originally posted by aargee View Post
      Not about bikes, but about riding gears...

      Last Thursday I was stopped by Police for routine check & here's how it went...
      Police1: Why're you riding so fast?
      Me: silent & started taking out the papers
      Police1: Wait wait, why're you riding so fast?
      Me: Sorry sir
      Police1: Feels he achieved something & then starts looking me keenly
      Me: Hands over the original license to Police2
      Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
      Me:
      Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
      Me: More
      Police1: You're wearing this & he points to my knee guard
      Me:
      Me: We've to wear this & only ride this bike
      Very few know that it's a gear and its purpose.,It was in the recent times it came in use.. I came to know the essentials of gears and its presence after coming to XBHP only.,

      It'll will take some time ... aargee neenga epo use pana aarambichinga..

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      • #108
        Two cops stopped me at a red light <temp number>.
        As I had done 250 in two days, much more than allowed 70 Km on a temp number. I was in a bargain with them to settle it out.
        I have a R15 v2 LE

        Cop: Kitna cc
        Me: 150
        Cop: Bas
        Me: Sigh !
        Cop: Kitne ka hai
        Me: Sava lakh
        Cop: voh nayi gaadi hai na, honda ka cbr, voh to dedh lakh main 250 cc de rahe hain, bekar hai yaar tumhara to.
        Me: Sigh !
        Ride On,
        Akshat

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        • #109
          Stranger,pointing towards my rtr's projector - Bhaiya ye 200cc apache kb aayi??

          Me - Aayi ni hai, mangwayi hai chennai se, time lagega market me aane me.


          Stranger - Bhaiya, mera number le lo, mere liye mangwa do ek kaale me.



          Me - Ha pakka. *Wheelie and disappeared*
          Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

          FAQs-RTR owners
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          • #110
            On a weekend Gtg ride one kid had asked me by looking at our riding gears "are you guys from formula one racing team "

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            • #111
              Here's one from FB; takes the icing in this entire thread!!!
              I can very well accept the fact on R15 taking over CBR 250R, but that's guys explanation on RPM vs BHP is something that is even unseen in Tamil Cinema!!! Beats the s*** out of everyone!!! ROTFL!!!



              Source : FB
              Last edited by aargee; 03-12-2012, 11:30 PM.
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • #112
                Originally posted by aargee View Post
                Here's one from FB; takes the icing in this entire thread!!!
                Source : FB
                You wont believe Aargee, this guy had a huge fight with me on the same page. And he was so stubborn that we thought its better to teach a parrot to speak than making him understand.
                Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

                FAQs-RTR owners
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                • #113
                  What writing by this guy. Its as if all the vowels have been sucked out from that piece of fantasy literature.
                  But really, thats some original thought.

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                  • #114
                    Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                    You wont believe Aargee, this guy had a huge fight with me on the same page. And he was so stubborn that we thought its better to teach a parrot to speak than making him understand.
                    guys should see the rest to!!!! and watch hiz wall for more stupid facts n hilarious jokes https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...6903225&type=3

                    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...6903225&type=3
                    http://https://www.facebook.com/rajesh.mani3

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                    • #115
                      Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                      its better to teach a parrot to speak than making him understand.
                      That's easy job!!! I thought you could teach a Croc to speak instead

                      BTW, don't even mention to that guy about xBhp!!! We don't need another Kamlesh Kanda !!!
                      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                      • #116
                        Originally posted by aargee View Post
                        That's easy job!!! I thought you could teach a Croc to speak instead

                        BTW, don't even mention to that guy about xBhp!!! We don't need another Kamlesh Kanda !!!
                        LOL,another Kamlesh Kanda
                        BTW,That Guy must be a theoretician just look at his own calculations and how he arrives at the conclusion that R15 is better.

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                        • #117
                          OMFG!!!!
                          That was some serious stomach bursting laughter...

                          Just out of curiosity, went to his FB page and felt like it was some fake page created for the sake of time pass.... the guy knows some 20 languages and works from FBI and CIA...
                          and he's a graduate from a univeristy called F.A.L.T.U.???
                          Apache 180

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                          • #118
                            One of the comment engine overheated was haunting me for sometime; I'd to read it over multiple times to understand that, he's actually talking about the red color blocks in the RPM meter & he has nerves calling it engine overheating!!! WTH!!! Morons like this drives me nuts

                            PS - Secret Weapon!!! My ass!!!
                            Last edited by aargee; 03-13-2012, 01:01 AM.
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • #119
                              Originally posted by aargee View Post
                              That's easy job!!! I thought you could teach a Croc to speak instead

                              BTW, don't even mention to that guy about xBhp!!! We don't need another Kamlesh Kanda !!!
                              Sorry for going OT but can't resist, he (Sunny Bzt) has got 5 different live ids on facebook, he even mentioned that he has got 15 superbikes and right now he is in Italy for some superbike event....and when I searched all the profiles of this guy, he hails from Bareilly and is still a school going student.
                              And Kamlesh Kanda : Miss his epic lines and experiences
                              Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

                              FAQs-RTR owners
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                              • #120
                                Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                                he has got 15 superbikes
                                15 SBK's??? Yea, probably, written 15 SBK's on a piece of paper!!!

                                Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                                when I searched all the profiles of this guy, he hails from Bareilly and is still a school going student
                                You really love him, don't you ?

                                Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                                And Kamlesh Kanda : Miss his epic lines and experiences
                                Should never report those posts as OT & get them deleted; whenever you feel low, those posts lift you up
                                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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