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    Having come across many Hilarious Quotes/replies/pictures which make us burst out laughing, it is only fair to share some of it here. I am sure reading them will always bring new energy ,and happiness into our lives..Request members to contribute generously..

    For a start here are some from my end.....

    It's from Microsoft's Help Desk. This took place between customer support people and their customers:


    Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to, print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
    Tech Support: "What does it say?"
    Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
    Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy
    inside?"
    Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel
    inside."
    ---------------------------------
    Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
    Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."
    ---------------------------------
    Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open
    Desktop."
    Customer: "Ok."
    Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
    Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up
    menu?"
    Customer: "No."
    Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
    until this point?"
    Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote'click'."
    ---------------------------------
    Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
    Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
    Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to
    work?"
    ---------------------------------
    Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
    Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
    Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
    Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it
    says."
    Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery
    disk'."
    Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
    Customer: "What?"
    Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
    Customer "No..."
    ---------------------------------
    Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
    Tech Support: ?@#$
    ---------------------------------
    Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
    can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
    Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
    ---------------------------------
    Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
    Customer: "A white one."
    ---------------------------------
    Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
    Customer: "How do you spell that?"
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    Advice is a form of nostalgia.
    Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psr View Post
    Having come across many Hilarious Quotes/replies/pictures which make us burst out laughing, it is only fair to share some of it here . I am sure reading them will always bring new energy ,and happiness into our lives..Request members to contribute generously ..

    For a start here are some from my end.....
    Have a good time...
    Bro the best laugh i've had for weeks!! Thank you
    ZMR- PGMFI re-defined

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    I.T Techie to his Wife:

    I
    f I were a painter......

    you would be my painting,



    if i were an author.....

    ! you would be my story,


    if i were a poet.....

    you would be my poem,



    BUT

    I'm a Programmer...






    and you are my BUG


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    Quote Originally Posted by psr View Post
    .........these are just a few, you may share few more that you can add to these
    People don't call you up & ask "Are you busy"
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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    Quote Originally Posted by aargee View Post
    People don't call you up & ask "Are you busy"
    Ha ha ha ....That's definitely true for me....since I am now 60+..and in a different league
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    Feel free to remove this as it's related to motorcycle discussion that happened about 2 years ago...

    Me : Feel like buying a ZMR (Fi) & getting it modified like RTR
    Mechanic : Good idea sir, you'll have power + you can smoke out all RTR's
    Me : Not to smoke out, but just to move with technology
    Mechanic : Get ZMA (Carb) sir, not the Fi, that is waste
    Me : Oh!!! Is it? Why?
    Mechanic : They've simply put fairings, rear disc brake & we have to pay additionally for that. The price doesn't justify
    Me : What about Fi?
    Mechanic : Fi is waste Sir, nothing can beat carb. Fi is useful only where there're petrol theft
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    Quote Originally Posted by psr View Post
    It's from Microsoft's Help Desk. This took place between customer support people and their customers:


    Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to, print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
    Tech Support: "What does it say?"
    Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
    Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy
    inside?"
    Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel
    inside."
    ---------------------------------
    Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
    Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
    Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to
    work?"
    ---------------------------------
    Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
    Tech Support: ?@#$
    ---------------------------------
    Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
    Customer: "A white one."
    ---------------------------------
    This had actually happened to me when working for Microsoft Tech support

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