no man..after marriage you gotta compromise a lot..you wont be able to live in the way you like..it is not to scare..a holy truth..choice is yours..wanna compromise and live or simply live your own way till death?

Roll cage for bike

from my side..this guy sells this stuff on his bike...laugh or fear on road...

ya right
there is a saying right
If u marry you have all the worries in the world but
If you are not married you only have one thing to worry about that you are not married

Ah!!! Makes me surprised if you're gone through this joke - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/coffee-l...tml#post897143

Some more jokes on these lines...







And we should follow the customary Husband-Wife joke ...




And finally how Computers transforms our life

. Expected one.
Dont get scared mister, they are only jokes. Married life is both troublesome and enjoyable too, purely depends on individual's perspective and behaviour.
And in your interest..let her not see these jokes. .

@aargee , PSR sir : Now that my mom is after my life to get married, you guys have shown me these examples... I am kaan-fused now

Let me add more confusion...
As a bachelor you can afford to enjoy till 35 & suffer the rest of the life OR suffer until 35 & (get used to them) enjoy beyond that

Here's one more for you...


Last but not the least...

you are absolutely right sir

Great one Argee...

Some from my side.. They are old, many of you would have seen them but still here goes:-
DIVORCE- Future tense of marriage;

CIGARETTE- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper wit fire at one end and a fool on the other;

LECTURE- An art of transferring information from the notes of he lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either;

CONFERENCE- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present;

COMPROMISE- Art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece;

TEARS- Hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power;

DICTIONARY- Place where success comes before work;

CONFERENCE ROOM- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on;

CLASSIC- A book which people praise but do not read;

SMILE- A curve that can set a lot of things straight;

OFFICE- Place where you can relax after your strenuous home life;

YAWN- The only time when some married men get to open their mouth;

ETC- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do;

COMMITTEE- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together;

EXPERIENCE- The name men give to their mistakes;

ATOM BOMB- An invention to end all inventions;

PHILOSOPHER- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead;

DIPLOMAT- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip;

OPPORTUNIST- A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river;

Life is not about a pleasant smooth sailing...one should get married to experience first hand, Terror, black mail, spying,Arm Twisting, bottom less pit for money, Guessing games, Fighting for Rights,Sacrifice,...to name a FEW....

Men are normally WISE
When they marry they become OTHERWISE.

W = Worries
I = Invited
F = For
E = Ever

That reminds me of...A ship is safe in harbour, but that’s not what ships are for

Some encouragement...
W-WORTHY
I- INTIMATE
F- FRIEND
E- ENCOURAGER

now what you say is men are ships and woman are passengers who are sailing(dominating) on it
more like a captain controlling it

As the saying goes...

shaadi aisa cheez hai jo khaye vo pachtaye aur jo na khaye vo bhi pachtaye.

Your doomed both the ways.