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  • #76
    Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
    hello argee and psr sir
    Is marriage really that horrible
    does every husband hate their wife
    or simply all married man try to scare the bachelors from getting married
    no man..after marriage you gotta compromise a lot..you wont be able to live in the way you like..it is not to scare..a holy truth..choice is yours..wanna compromise and live or simply live your own way till death?
    I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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    • #77
      Roll cage for bike

      from my side..this guy sells this stuff on his bike...laugh or fear on road...
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      I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
        no man..after marriage you gotta compromise a lot..you wont be able to live in the way you like..it is not to scare..a holy truth..choice is yours..wanna compromise and live or simply live your own way till death?
        ya right
        there is a saying right
        If u marry you have all the worries in the world but
        If you are not married you only have one thing to worry about that you are not married

        The Dream come true


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        • #79
          Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
          hello argee and psr sir...the bachelors from getting married
          Ah!!! Makes me surprised if you're gone through this joke - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/coffee-l...tml#post897143
          Last edited by aargee; 11-30-2012, 11:06 AM.
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          • #80
            Originally posted by psr View Post
            It's from Microsoft's Help Desk. This took place between customer support people and their customers
            Some more jokes on these lines...







            And we should follow the customary Husband-Wife joke ...




            And finally how Computers transforms our life
            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
              hello argee and psr sir
              Is marriage really that horrible
              does every husband hate their wife
              or simply all married man try to scare the bachelors from getting married
              . Expected one.
              Dont get scared mister, they are only jokes. Married life is both troublesome and enjoyable too, purely depends on individual's perspective and behaviour.
              And in your interest..let her not see these jokes. .

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              • #82
                @aargee , PSR sir : Now that my mom is after my life to get married, you guys have shown me these examples... I am kaan-fused now
                Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                  @aargee , PSR sir : Now that my mom is after my life to get married, you guys have shown me these examples... I am kaan-fused now
                  Let me add more confusion...
                  As a bachelor you can afford to enjoy till 35 & suffer the rest of the life OR suffer until 35 & (get used to them) enjoy beyond that

                  Here's one more for you...


                  Last but not the least...
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by aargee View Post
                    Let me add more confusion...
                    As a bachelor you can afford to enjoy till 35 & suffer the rest of the life OR suffer until 35 & (get used to them) enjoy beyond that

                    you are absolutely right sir

                    The Dream come true


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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by aargee View Post
                      Let me add more confusion...
                      As a bachelor you can afford to enjoy till 35 & suffer the rest of the life OR suffer until 35 & (get used to them) enjoy beyond that

                      Here's one more for you...


                      Last but not the least...
                      Great one Argee...
                      Siddhartha
                      ZMA (2004) - SOLD
                      CBR250R(2012)....


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                      • #86
                        Some from my side.. They are old, many of you would have seen them but still here goes:-
                        DIVORCE- Future tense of marriage;

                        CIGARETTE- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper wit fire at one end and a fool on the other;

                        LECTURE- An art of transferring information from the notes of he lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either;

                        CONFERENCE- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present;

                        COMPROMISE- Art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece;

                        TEARS- Hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power;

                        DICTIONARY- Place where success comes before work;

                        CONFERENCE ROOM- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on;

                        CLASSIC- A book which people praise but do not read;

                        SMILE- A curve that can set a lot of things straight;

                        OFFICE- Place where you can relax after your strenuous home life;

                        YAWN- The only time when some married men get to open their mouth;

                        ETC- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do;

                        COMMITTEE- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together;

                        EXPERIENCE- The name men give to their mistakes;

                        ATOM BOMB- An invention to end all inventions;

                        PHILOSOPHER- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead;

                        DIPLOMAT- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip;

                        OPPORTUNIST- A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river;
                        ZMR- PGMFI re-defined

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
                          hello argee and psr sir
                          Is marriage really that horrible
                          does every husband hate their wife
                          or simply all married man try to scare the bachelors from getting married
                          Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
                          ya right
                          there is a saying right
                          If u marry you have all the worries in the world but
                          If you are not married you only have one thing to worry about that you are not married
                          Life is not about a pleasant smooth sailing...one should get married to experience first hand, Terror, black mail, spying,Arm Twisting, bottom less pit for money, Guessing games, Fighting for Rights,Sacrifice,...to name a FEW....

                          Men are normally WISE
                          When they marry they become OTHERWISE.

                          W = Worries
                          I = Invited
                          F = For
                          E = Ever
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by psr View Post
                            Life is not about a pleasant smooth sailing...
                            That reminds me of...A ship is safe in harbour, but that’s not what ships are for

                            Originally posted by psr View Post
                            W = Worries
                            I = Invited
                            F = For
                            E = Ever
                            Some encouragement...
                            W-WORTHY
                            I- INTIMATE
                            F- FRIEND
                            E- ENCOURAGER
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by aargee View Post
                              That reminds me of...A ship is safe in harbour, but that’s not what ships are for


                              Some encouragement...
                              W-WORTHY
                              I- INTIMATE
                              F- FRIEND
                              E- ENCOURAGER
                              now what you say is men are ships and woman are passengers who are sailing(dominating) on it
                              more like a captain controlling it
                              Last edited by Praj zm; 11-30-2012, 05:22 PM.

                              The Dream come true


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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
                                now what you say is men are ships and woman are passengers who are sailing(dominating) on it
                                more like a captain controlling it
                                As the saying goes...

                                shaadi aisa cheez hai jo khaye vo pachtaye aur jo na khaye vo bhi pachtaye.

                                Your doomed both the ways.

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