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  • #91
    Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
    now what you say is men are ships and woman are passengers who are sailing(dominating) on it
    more like a captain controlling it
    You could say that on lighter side, but what I meant was, our life is like a ship; bachelor life is like staying at harbor, but that is not what the life is meant for
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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    • #92
      A person can stay Happy or Married..

      Hope our respective wives dont know about this forum
      .... I will rather ride my Bike thinking about God, then sitting in a Temple thinking about my Bike.. ..

      Blog : Mumbai - Leh - Mumbai : 21 Days, 6500kms. Journey to Heaven..June'09
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      • #93
        Originally posted by aargee View Post
        You could say that on lighter side, but what I meant was, our life is like a ship; bachelor life is like staying at harbor, but that is not what the life is meant for
        May be it is not the most appropriate way to describe the relation ship.
        I see it like this, there are people who can be happy without any marital relationship, people who can go through life alone... its best they stay as a bachelor, and then there are people who need emotional/physical/some kind of support, its better for them to marry.
        If you are at a juncture of life where you have to decide about life... just think what your priorities in life are... if marriage is one of them go for it... if marriage is obstructing your priorities, then dont go for it... simple.
        My intention is not exactly to start an argument... just proposing a different way to look at things.
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        • #94
          Originally posted by aargee View Post
          You could say that on lighter side, but what I meant was, our life is like a ship; bachelor life is like staying at harbor, but that is not what the life is meant for
          WELL SAID.
          Dear Bachelors, so sail on the ocean, EGO is like WATER. You have to go through it, but never let room to it, otherwise you will have the ship sink in ocean.

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          • #95
            Boy was doing his maths homewrk & saying:

            2+5, the son of a ***** is 7

            3+6, the son of a ***** is 9...

            His Mom : What are you doing?

            Boy: I'm doing maths homework

            Mom : this is how your teacher taught you ?

            Boy: Yes.

            Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day -

            'What are you teaching my son in maths ?'

            Teacher : Right now, we are learning addition.

            Mom : you teaching them to say 2+2, the Son of a ***** is 4 ?

            Teacher after laughing :What I taught them was, 2+2, The Sum of Which is 4... lolz
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            • #96
              During campaigning...
              Assistant: Sir, minister B says you are stupid and he can prove it.
              Minister A: He thinks he's too smart huh? Tell the people that I can do the same!
              Tour De Thekkady

              The Return of the KB

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              150cc doing 100+ is great!
              100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
              150cc cornering like hell is great!
              100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
              THAT'S WHY I RIDE A RTZ!!

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
                now what you say is men are ships and woman are passengers who are sailing(dominating) on it
                more like a captain controlling it
                How can you be so disrespectful to a pious relationship.. There is nothing in this world if you are not married.
                You should think twice before saying anything against marriage!!

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                please carry on.. she just left.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by muztariq View Post
                  How can you be so disrespectful to a pious relationship.. There is nothing in this world if you are not married.
                  You should think twice before saying anything against marriage!!

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                  please carry on.. she just left.
                  Pheww...for a moment I thought you are the Bravest amongst us .
                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by muztariq View Post
                    How can you be so disrespectful to a pious relationship.. There is nothing in this world if you are not married.
                    You should think twice before saying anything against marriage!!

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                    please carry on.. she just left.
                    you scared the heck out of me at first 2 lines
                    really a very good one

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                    • In marriage a Man is Trained to " Tow The Line " within the first 72 hrs, and thereafter it becomes secondary in Nature.
                      Any word from husband not compliant within expected norms invite fights.....here is an extract from the diary of a married man.......

                      ....My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

                      She asked, "What's on TV?"

                      I said, "Dust."

                      And then the fight started...,
                      .................................................. ................................
                      My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

                      She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
                      about 3 seconds."

                      I bought her a bathroom scale.

                      And then the fight started......
                      .................................................. .................................................. ...
                      My wife was standing looking in the bedroom mirror.

                      She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

                      "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and . I really need you
                      to pay me a compliment.'

                      I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

                      And then the fight started........
                      .................................................. ..............................................
                      My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
                      drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

                      I asked her, "Do you know him?"

                      "Yes", she sighed,

                      "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
                      hasn't been sober since."

                      "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

                      And then the fight started...

                      .................................................. ............................................
                      When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
                      So, I took her to a gas station..
                      And then the fight started...

                      .................................................. ............................................
                      I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

                      "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

                      He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

                      "Naaah, she can order for herself."

                      And then the fight started...
                      .................................................. ...........................................
                      I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

                      It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
                      "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

                      So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

                      And that's when the fight started....
                      .................................................. .........................................
                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        When my mother calls me....

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                        • Last edited by psr; 12-01-2012, 12:45 PM.
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

                            CLINTON VIRUS
                            Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

                            VIAGRA VIRUS
                            Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

                            LEWINSKY VIRUS
                            Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

                            MIKE TYSON VIRUS
                            Quits after two bytes.

                            OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
                            Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

                            TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
                            Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on").

                            DISNEY VIRUS
                            Everything in your computer goes Goofy :}.

                            PROZAC VIRUS
                            Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

                            ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
                            Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.

                            LORETTA BOBBIT VIRUS
                            Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows
                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • MURPHY’S LAWS OF COMPUTING

                              1. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
                              2. To err is human… to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human; in fact it is downright natural.
                              3. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
                              4. If at first you don’t succeed, blame your computer.
                              5. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
                              6. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
                              7. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.
                              8. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
                              9. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
                              10. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
                              11. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
                              12. When you need to send an email quick, that’s when the modem won’t connect!
                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!

                                Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!

                                Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!

                                Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!

                                Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!

                                The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!

                                Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!

                                Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy;
                                and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!

                                Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
                                Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!

                                Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
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                                When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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                                Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
                                ----------------------------------
                                The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
                                ----------------------------------
                                An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala!
                                ----------------------------------
                                Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
                                ----------------------------------
                                Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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                                Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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                                Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.
                                Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                                Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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