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Originally posted by rxdude View PostCouldn't stop laughing!!! Posting in FB with your permission
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Sent from my GT-S5830 using xBhp Connect mobile appDON'T ARGUE WITH AN 6 WHEELER.
Rajdoot 175
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Originally posted by aargee View PostAre you sure? Because they say, Marriage is like public toilet...
The one's waiting outside the queue want to get in desperately & the one's inside want to get out desperately; if you decide to walk away from the queue, you can't hold it long either
I'm glad this is not a double barrel loaded with two ballsLast edited by Cleaner; 06-05-2013, 07:34 PM.I am back!
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Splendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to Nepal
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Splendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to Nepal
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Splendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to Nepal
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Never force ur child to pray.😇
At dinner, little Johnny was forced to lead the family into prayer.
Johnny: Dad I don't know how to pray.
Dad: Just pray for ur family members, friends, neighbors, the poor etc.
Johnny: "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so that they won't come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled wid her on bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all the poor naked aunties on my Dads blackberry and
Provide shelter for all the homeless uncles who use Mom's room when Dad is at office.
AMEN."
No one had dinner that night.
Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile appSplendor - 2k to 2006
Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
ZMR - 2010 to Forever
RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
RayZ - 2015 til now
Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now
Delhi to Narkanda
Delhi to Coimbatore
Delhi to Nepal
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After watching Yeh Jawaani hai Deewani, a boy said to his father:
"Main daudna chahta hu, udna chahta hu, girna bhi chahta hu, bas rukna nahi chahta!"
Father says: Ye le smartphone, temple run khel le!
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A bit of Necxercise!
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An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
Grandson : "How do you like it here?"
Grandpa : "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful"
Grandson : "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you; You know, since you are a little different from everyone."
Grandpa : ''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents", Abdullah says with a big smile..
"There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!
''There's a dentist here 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!
"And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The F*ing Arab'"Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day
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