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    Some non-veg here and there

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    Source.. namma Facebook dhaan
    Splendor - 2k to 2006
    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
    RayZ - 2015 til now
    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


    Delhi to Narkanda
    Delhi to Coimbatore
    Delhi to Nepal

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      Originally posted by rxdude View Post
      Couldn't stop laughing!!! Posting in FB with your permission


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      Please do.Spread the joy and the possible good news of silencer that found jesus.

      Sent from my GT-S5830 using xBhp Connect mobile app
      DON'T ARGUE WITH AN 6 WHEELER.

      Rajdoot 175
      Pulsar 150
      Yamaha RX 135 -sold
      Mahindra rodeo
      Yamaha RXZ 4s

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        Ride like you are invisible.

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          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            Originally posted by aargee View Post
            Are you sure? Because they say, Marriage is like public toilet...

            The one's waiting outside the queue want to get in desperately & the one's inside want to get out desperately; if you decide to walk away from the queue, you can't hold it long either
            Your philosophy is unique. You are giving me life lessons one after another


            I'm glad this is not a double barrel loaded with two balls
            Last edited by Cleaner; 06-05-2013, 07:34 PM.
            I am back!

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              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                How cool would this be..

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                Splendor - 2k to 2006
                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                RayZ - 2015 til now
                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                Delhi to Narkanda
                Delhi to Coimbatore
                Delhi to Nepal

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                  Men will be men

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                  Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                  Splendor - 2k to 2006
                  Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                  P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                  Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                  ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                  RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                  Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                  RayZ - 2015 til now
                  Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                  Delhi to Narkanda
                  Delhi to Coimbatore
                  Delhi to Nepal

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                    Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                    Splendor - 2k to 2006
                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                      Now we will see some OUTSTANDING ENGINEERING Feats......
















                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        Never force ur child to pray.😇


                        At dinner, little Johnny was forced to lead the family into prayer.

                        Johnny: Dad I don't know how to pray.

                        Dad: Just pray for ur family members, friends, neighbors, the poor etc.

                        Johnny: "Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so that they won't come again.

                        Forgive our neighbor's son who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled wid her on bed.

                        This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all the poor naked aunties on my Dads blackberry and

                        Provide shelter for all the homeless uncles who use Mom's room when Dad is at office.

                        AMEN."

                        No one had dinner that night.

                        Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                        Splendor - 2k to 2006
                        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                        RayZ - 2015 til now
                        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                        Delhi to Narkanda
                        Delhi to Coimbatore
                        Delhi to Nepal

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                          After watching Yeh Jawaani hai Deewani, a boy said to his father:
                          "Main daudna chahta hu, udna chahta hu, girna bhi chahta hu, bas rukna nahi chahta!"

                          Father says: Ye le smartphone, temple run khel le!

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                          A bit of Necxercise!

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                          Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

                          A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian home.
                              After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.


                              Grandson : "How do you like it here?"
                              Grandpa : "It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful"
                              Grandson : "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you; You know, since you are a little different from everyone."
                              Grandpa : ''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents", Abdullah says with a big smile..
                              "There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!
                              "There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!
                              ''There's a dentist here 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!
                              "And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The F*ing Arab'"
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                                Originally posted by New guy View Post

                                A bit of Necxercise!

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                                I am bit too lazy to turn my head so read it the without turning head....
                                "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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