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**Dr. DEEPAK** · 06-08-2013, 11:22 PM

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Sunny Leone goes to a shopping mall and selects clothes. She asks the sales man: "Where's trial room??
Salesman: Madam, Ab Humse kya chupana, 20 GB ka collection hain humare paas .

**xpranav** · 06-08-2013, 11:32 PM

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Guys, kindly keep concern over the stated words. Thanks

Originally posted by Samarth 619 View Post

MODERATOR REQUEST: Guys, I understand that adult jokes are somewhat incomplete without a slight degree of "X" stuff, the adult stuff. But please refrain from going full throttle, without any (********) censors & refrain. We have lady members on Xbhp too.

Slightly "Suggestive" is ok, but avoid making our beloved site come on Google, whenever someone searches XXX stuff. Hope you understand.

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Keep continuing...

anyways continuing the rhythm

**rreneav1987** · 06-08-2013, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by xpranav View Post

Guys, kindly keep concern over the stated words. Thanks

anyways continuing the rhythm

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Are we suppose to use ******* or not??

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**xpranav** · 06-08-2013, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post

Are we suppose to use ******* or not??

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Hey, thanks for the heads up ......... correction done

....... looks like I made an error while pasting the link

**rreneav1987** · 06-09-2013, 01:34 AM

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**psr** · 06-09-2013, 09:20 AM

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Caught Over speeding in a B M W........

**Cleaner** · 06-09-2013, 09:30 AM

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Well, that was unexpected Racing knickers nicked - Crime | looklocal Germiston

On a serious note, my neighbor is selling his 20 year old bull elephant. Anybody interested? He is asking 3 lakh to sell to a Hindu Baisnab person.

**neelesh4** · 06-09-2013, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post

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The last pic is a brain twister like t-twister

**Dr. DEEPAK** · 06-10-2013, 03:29 PM

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Lady went to doctor asking 4 help wit her sex life...

Dr. - y dnt u jst giv ur hubby a viagra? 

lady - i can't, he hates pills 😑

Dr. - jst put it in his coffee, he wil nvr knw. Come bck in week n tell me hw things went 

The next week she came back n she wasnt happy 😩

Dr. - was the sex nt gud? 😕

Lady - no it ws d best sex I've ever had! 😻 I put it in his coffee like you said. He had few sips then he got the look of fire in his eyes 😈
He pushed everythng off the table n made love to me right there on the table! 

Dr. - well, whts wrong then? 

Lady - I'll never be able to show my face in 'Cafe Coffee Day!!

**neelesh4** · 06-10-2013, 05:28 PM

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[QUOTE=Dr. DEEPAK;955199]Lady went to doctor asking 4 help wit her sex life...

Dr. - y dnt u jst giv ur hubby a viagra? 

lady - i can't, he hates pills 

Dr. - jst put it in his coffee, he wil nvr knw. Come bck in week n tell me hw things went 

The next week she came back n she wasnt happy 

Dr. - was the sex nt gud? 

Lady - no it ws d best sex I've ever had!  I put it in his coffee like you said. He had few sips then he got the look of fire in his eyes 
He pushed everythng off the table n made love to me right there on the table! 

Dr. - well, whts wrong then? 

Lady - I'll never be able to show my face in 'Cafe Coffee Day!![/QUOTE

LOL