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  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
    Heights of stupidity

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    hahahhaaaaaaaa .................. I really wonder the day when this nutcase will stop (fcuk king ...... army ..... LOL)

    anyways here's one more pug pug puggy nigga piccy from my side

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    Warm Regards,
    Pranav


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    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
      ---Famous Quotes by Famous people---

      By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
      - Socrates

      Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
      - Mike Tyson

      "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
      - Rudy Giuliani

      Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
      - Shaquille O Neal

      The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
      - Kobe Bryant

      A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
      - Barack Obama
      Perhaps not married yet and not gonna soon..., But I can feel your pain bro....
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      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
        ---Famous Quotes by Famous people---

        By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
        - Socrates

        Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
        - Mike Tyson

        "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
        - Rudy Giuliani

        Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
        - Shaquille O Neal

        The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
        - Kobe Bryant

        A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
        - Barack Obama
        You will feel the pain only once. Then your body and mind will accept the fact that it is not pain its pleasure hehe. Accept the pleasure to lead a happy married life.

        Cheers.

        Mathews

        Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

        Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

           Laughing is strictly prohibited... This is Hilarious:

          Rahul Gandhi walks into ICICI Bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, would you please cash this check for me?"

          Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

          RG: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM.

          Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

          RG: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

          Cashier: "I am sorry sir but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

          RG: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

          Cashier: "Look Sir here is an example of what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and made a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his check."

          "Another time, Mahesh Bhupati came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.

          So, sir what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, future indian PM, Rahul Gandhi?"

          RG stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says:
          "Honestly, my mind is a total blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don't have a clue".

          Cashier: "Sir 500 ke note dun ya 1000 ke?
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              was the same story everyday..


              Ride safe and have fun.
              Regards
              Nadeem

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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by accuengineer View Post
                You will feel the pain only once. Then your body and mind will accept the fact that it is not pain its pleasure hehe. Accept the pleasure to lead a happy married life.

                Cheers.
                Mathews
                I hope your comments are casual. I am in fact more than happy about my married life and so is everyone else who is married. These quotes are meant to be taken on a lighter note (hilarious).

                Well, here is another one to top it up...

                "If you want to succeed in life, listen to what women say and do exactly the opposite!!! "
                - I do not know who said it
                Last edited by petrolhead_chn; 08-10-2013, 04:58 AM.
                My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. | Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone.

                It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  It goes without saying since this is a hilarious thread. I am also having a happy married and biking life. All the comments are just for fun.
                  Cheers
                  Mathews

                  Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app

                  Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

                  Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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                  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by accuengineer View Post
                    It goes without saying since this is a hilarious thread. I am also having a happy married and biking life. All the comments are just for fun.
                    Cheers
                    Mathews

                    Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                    Thank you Mathews! I was a little taken aback. It is always good to get it clarified rather than holding on to it.
                    I guess I am good now.

                    BTW, hope you got the final quote in my previous post .
                    Last edited by petrolhead_chn; 08-10-2013, 08:02 AM.
                    My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                    Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                    A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. | Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone.

                    It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                    and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Well I don't fully accept it but some time they do give good advice after all they are also know as our better half
                      Cheers
                      Mathews

                      Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app

                      Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

                      Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by accuengineer View Post
                        Well I don't fully accept it but some time they do give good advice after all they are also know as our better half
                        Cheers
                        Mathews

                        Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                        I agree !
                        My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                        Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                        A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. | Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone.

                        It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                        and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
                          I hope your comments are casual. I am in fact more than happy about my married life and so is everyone else who is married. These quotes are meant to be taken on a lighter note (hilarious).

                          Well, here is another one to top it up...

                          "If you want to succeed in life, listen to what women say and do exactly the opposite!!! "
                          - I do not know who said it
                          Originally posted by accuengineer View Post
                          It goes without saying since this is a hilarious thread. I am also having a happy married and biking life. All the comments are just for fun.
                          Cheers
                          Mathews

                          Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                          Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
                          Thank you Mathews! I was a little taken aback. It is always good to get it clarified rather than holding on to it.
                          I guess I am good now.

                          BTW, hope you got the final quote in my previous post .
                          Originally posted by accuengineer View Post
                          Well I don't fully accept it but some time they do give good advice after all they are also know as our better half
                          Cheers
                          Mathews

                          Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                          Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
                          I agree !
                          OT:
                          Eh, boring married men! Bachelor-hood rocks!
                          Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                          Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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                          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                            OT:
                            Eh, boring married men! Bachelor-hood rocks!
                            Not for long

                            Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

                            Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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                            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                              OT:
                              Eh, boring married men! Bachelor-hood rocks!
                              Like how few big screen cine stars end up in serials over time, you will definitely need to join "the community".
                              Welcome to wonderful community........
                              My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                              Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                              A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. | Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone.

                              It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                              and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by accuengineer View Post
                                Not for long
                                One can choose for long long.....
                                KTM RC390 - Current
                                Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                                Hero Hunk - Sold
                                An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


                                Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
                                Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
                                Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
                                Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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