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    Last edited by psr; 08-22-2013, 01:24 PM.
    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      Santa to banta :Thank God, apun ke underwear ka naam 'Dollar' hai. 'Rupee' hota to baar baar girta raheta!!
      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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        Sometimes this happens here too!
        Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

        A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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          An interview with the Rupee

          Journalist - Mr.INR what do you feel about all the jokes on your recent fall?

          INR - I don't appreciate!!!
          Ride more, browse less.

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            To all those who think 4 wheels are faster than 2 wheels always.

            440 hp M3 vs 198 hp RR. (Courtesy Akrapovic)

            Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
            Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

            Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
            Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
            ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
            P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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              @Divya Sharan, at 2:23, did you see that, that's what's make a true biker, just loved it. Went back thrice just to see that exact thing. It shows!!

              Barber Troll
              Last edited by B7ACKTHORN; 08-22-2013, 09:00 PM.
              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
              The girl said, 'NO!'


              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


              THE END

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                OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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                  Internal Note from Department Head to all employees:
                  Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!
                  Ride more, browse less.

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                    Happen to read this from a very well known page in FB, and though I am not good at HINDI, it made me understood enough to have quite a giggle.

                    INDIA is a place where.. Anyone driving faster than you is.. "Saala yeh Pakka marega" Anyone driving slower than you is "Saala kutta, Gaadi Chalani nai aati ise" !! And Anyone Driving Parallel to you is "Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu.."

                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                      All about alcohol

                      A drunken man staggers into a catholic church and sits down in a confession box but says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies - "No use knocking' mate - there's no paper in this one either".
                      ***
                      After 5 hours sitting in the bar, a man was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 am?", said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture.", the man said. And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?", the cop asked. "My wife!!!" said the man.
                      ***
                      A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving. While reading him his Rights, the female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be held against you." "Boobs," the drunk replied.
                      ***
                      Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived". The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn't move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?". The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!"
                      My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                      Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                      A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
                      It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                      and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                        shouldn't there be only two options -_-

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                        Ride safe and have fun.
                        Regards
                        Nadeem

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                          this should make your day -
                          Model Sobuj Khan - Inglish Verson, inglish nagar. 7,882 पसंद · 2 इस बारे में बात कर रहे हैं. I AM A MODEL...I AM SO HANDICAP AND HANDPUMP...I AM BEOUTIFUL MORE THAN SHAROK KHAN EVEN SALMAN KHAN IS...

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                            Research se pata chala hai k,
                            Wife se Pyar bhari batein karne se Tension dur ho jaati hai.

                            Heart Attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jaata hai.

                            Insaan ki Zindagi easy ho jaati hai.

                            Insaan har waqt khushi k mood mein rehta hai.

                            Lekin ek baat ka khayal rahe k,

                            WIFE APNI NA HO..
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              that is for sure

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                              Warm Regards,
                              Pranav


                              Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                              Spot me covered in:
                              Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                              Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                                tongue speed

                                Ride safe and have fun.
                                Regards
                                Nadeem

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