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**aargee** · 08-18-2013, 04:01 PM

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Everyone was shouting PM doesn't talk PM doesn't talk,
The day he spoke (15 august) see the result:-
- Sensex fell down 800 points
- Dollar reached 62 against rupee
- Petrol reached 80
- Onion again 80/kg.

Please guys, don't ask the Economist to talk anymore!!

**Cleaner** · 08-18-2013, 11:32 PM

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Bike will run on battery in heavy traffic ~ Khabar Zara Hatke Not sure where to put it, isn't that a Comet?

**pratik.pat** · 08-19-2013, 12:32 AM

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Biker at heart

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**rreneav1987** · 08-19-2013, 07:17 AM

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Heard of the Blair Witch project.. now its gonna be the SandWitch project.. oh no.. marina beach is gonna be haunted by the Sand Witch.. :-D

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**icemang** · 08-19-2013, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post

Why no one is posting anything hilarious?? I am not finding the above discussions funny & BTW it was a cheap move Mr. Sherwin even though intentions were unknown.

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@chaosaddict. Please teach me to make such modifications to images, CA. Is a special software needed? I don't have PhotoShop or any of that stuff. Thanks in advance. Request you PM me about the gyan so that we can discuss off the thread else my computer noobness will itself trigger added hilarity

**chaosaddict** · 08-19-2013, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by icemang View Post

@chaosaddict. Please teach me to make such modifications to images, CA. Is a special software needed? I don't have PhotoShop or any of that stuff. Thanks in advance. Request you PM me about the gyan so that we can discuss off the thread else my computer noobness will itself trigger added hilarity

Very easy,,,, no PS or any other S/W required.
try these links -
- its like eating choclate
Meme Maker - Make your own Meme with Meme Maker!
Meme Generator - Create and share your memes

Google on 'creating memes' to find more!

Best,

**AK3D** · 08-19-2013, 02:04 PM

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(Lengthened my message by 10 characters).

**New guy** · 08-19-2013, 08:33 PM

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:-)

**B7ACKTHORN** · 08-19-2013, 09:25 PM

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Cheers!
VJ

**psr** · 08-19-2013, 10:08 PM

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Funny signs....

**Cleaner** · 08-19-2013, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by icemang View Post

@chaosaddict. Please teach me to make such modifications to images, CA. Is a special software needed? I don't have PhotoShop or any of that stuff. Thanks in advance. Request you PM me about the gyan so that we can discuss off the thread else my computer noobness will itself trigger added hilarity

upload image | quickmeme Just visit the link. Upload the image and write anything you want in the caption, simple as that. Me no chaosaddict but we are both "khar khua"

**aargee** · 08-19-2013, 10:43 PM

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We all know the word "KOLAVERI" by now, what's the difference between anger & kolaveri? Here's a simple demonstration...

Man 1 : Dials a number & says "Hi, can I speak to John please?"
Other end : "Sir, there's no one by the name John; please check your number"
the phone is hung

Man 1 : Dials the same number & says, "Hi, can I speak to John please?"
Other end : "Sir, I told you already, there's no one by that name here, please check your number"
phone is hung

Man 1 : Dials the same number & says, "Hi, can I speak to John please?"
Other end : "Hey, man, I've told you twice you're dialing wrong number, please have some sense & check which number you're dialing"
phone is hung

Man 1 : Dials the same number & says, "Hi, can I speak to John please?"
Other end : "You a***, don't you have any sense or what? I've f*** told you several f*** times, there's no f*** John here" ---> THIS IS ANGER
phone is hung

Man 1 : Dials the same number, changes his voice & says, "Hi, I'm John, did I get any calls on this number?"
Other end : ... ---> This is Kolaveri

**Divya Sharan** · 08-20-2013, 08:40 AM

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Excuses for not buying an SBK (Hyderabadi style)
[no offences meant... Credits - Moeed bhai (xbhp - older humor thread)]

"Wo bikean to 1st gear peich 150 maarti, baaki 5 gear ka achhar daalna?"
"Arey nakko yaaro wo superbikean, gire padhe toh haatan pairaan tuut jaate"
"Hamare bawa bole pehle achche marksan to lao examon mein, phir dilatu main wo bikean"
"Logaan nazaran lagadete"
"Agar logon ku malum hua ke apne kane 15lakh ki bike hai to chanda mungne aa jate"
"Chote potte bike ke saath unglian karte"
"Hamare begum ku wo bikeon pe baithne nai aata"
"kaa se chala sakte wo bikean yahan pe, koi bhi kidhar se bhi road kiraas karne aa jata"
"Merku dactar bola bikean mat chalao"
"Bike dekh ke potte dum karte, racean karinge bolke"
"Tirafic mein kon chalata miyan wo bikean"
"Bhot pitrol peete wo bikean"
"15 lakh chupich aate yaaro?"
"kharaab hue to repairan kaun karalete baiththay?"
"kaiku chup wo shauq ke bikean?"
"Dostan, ek trall(test ride) do bolke piche padh jaate"
"Wo paison se mai biryani, haleem aur paaye khatu"
"Wo wazan lunde kaun sambhalte miyan?"
"Apne ku ek disc brakeich bhot diktha, teen teen disc brakean leke kya sar pe maarna?"
"Bike dekhke mamuan chaalan maarte"
"Apan rx peich sau maarlete, to ye bikean leke kya karna?"

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