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  • #1006
    Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
    LOL! Dish karo, Wish Karo!

    [ATTACH=CONFIG]98749[/ATTACH]

    Cheers!
    VJ
    That's it. I am never going to the roof alone at night to try and fix the reception. Ever.

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    • #1007
      Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
      LOL! Dish karo, Wish Karo!

      [ATTACH=CONFIG]98749[/ATTACH]

      Cheers!
      VJ
      Hahahehehoohooo.... Thats hilarious!


      Originally posted by Aytas_sss View Post
      That's it. I am never going to the roof alone at night to try and fix the reception. Ever.

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      • #1008
        Never try to meddle with Women, especially Wife...

        Wife : Had your lunch.?
        Husband : Had your lunch.?

        Wife : I'm asking you
        Husband : I'm asking you

        Wife : Are you copying me.?
        Husband : Are you copying me?

        Wife : Let;s go shopping
        Husband : I had my lunch
        Last edited by aargee; 04-16-2013, 10:30 AM.
        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • #1009
          Click image for larger version Name: hillr.jpg Views: 1 Size: 86.8 KB ID: 1843005

          Read all the spellings. I was laughing and paying the bills.
          HH Dawn - TVS Star City - Yamaha Gladiator - TVS RTR 180 - Honda CBR 250R - Yamaha R3

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          • #1010
            Originally posted by sambit View Post

            Read all the spellings. I was laughing and paying the bills.
            What the?!!! Man how do you what all they did from this bill? Nothing is legible and you can guess somethings as you've heard it before. Horrible!

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            • #1011
              After Hitler's insult to Yamaha, this is the next biggest insult to BMW!!! Triple facepalm!!!

              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • #1012
                Originally posted by sambit View Post

                Read all the spellings. I was laughing and paying the bills.
                LOL, I like the 'CD Down' part the best


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                None of Us is as Smart as All of Us

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                • #1013
                  4 men in a prison cell: A rapist, a murderer, a psyco
                  & a gay. Rapist says, "if der was a cat here i'd **** it hard". Murderer says: "once ur done wit it, i'd torture it 2 death" psyco: "oh yeah & once it's dead i'd **** it til i die"
                  the gay in d corner vry softly says.
                  "meow"... :d

                  The Dream come true


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                  • #1014
                    Mindreading - You're doing it right.

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • #1015
                      Found this on 4chan today. My sides exploded from laughing.

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                      • #1016
                        Originally posted by aargee View Post
                        After Hitler's insult to Yamaha, this is the next biggest insult to BMW!!! Triple facepalm!!!

                        R.I.P BMW. . .
                        Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
                        Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
                        Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
                        Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
                        Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

                        10 years into riding :D
                         Live2Race. . .

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                        • #1017
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • #1018
                            Good morning, to those in office or those early morning yawny chaps.

                            Please tell me what the second one is doing? Finding NEMO?

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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                            • #1019

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                              • #1020
                                Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                                Good morning, to those in office or those early morning yawny chaps.

                                Please tell me what the second one is doing? Finding NEMO?

                                [ATTACH=CONFIG]98787[/ATTACH]

                                Cheers!
                                VJ
                                First is intake and 2nd is outtake....
                                KTM RC390 - Current
                                Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                                Hero Hunk - Sold
                                An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.

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