RIP English...



Cheers!
VJ

Imagine him asking.. Whats Up?

Indian students are so disliked in USA?


It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.


The teacher said: "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"


She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.


'Very good!


Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish 'from the Earth?''


Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.


The teacher snapped at the class: 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'


She heard a loud whisper: 'F*** the Indians,'


'Who said that?' she demanded.


Chandrasekhar put up his hand. 'General Custer, 1862.'


At that point, a student in the back said: 'I'm gonna puke.'


The teacher glares around and asks: 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says: 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'


Now furious, another student yells: 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'


Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997'


Now with almost mob hysteria someone said: 'You little shit. If you say anything more, I'll kill you.'


Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice: 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'


The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said: 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'


And Chandrasekhar said quietly: 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'

@ Aargee... .....You put a wide grin on my face ..

Guess some days just start better than others

A couple of recent incidents that happened around me.

I was a my friend's place to show him my new Karizma. This is how our conversation went,
Friend: Congrats man, take care of her.
Me: Its a he.
Friend: What? Why?
Me: Because it is highly reliable.

My relatives with grandparents had come to our home. I went down to guide them upstairs. We were waiting for the power to come back to use the lift. Grandpa went to the entrance of the building and kept standing there while we all settled down on the benches. I went up to him and asked why are you standing at the entrance? He replied," This is the way in right? I'll be the first to know when the power comes. I'll let you know." I went back home frowning....

Sir you say that after just putting up a picture like that ^^^. Interesting, very intersting

A young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?""Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner and I get on top!"
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And my fav for today!



Cheers!
VJ

Superlike...more plzzz...

Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

Bwhahaha..Keep it cmn!!

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