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  • With more cases reported of Female Harassment.....
    Best D.I.Y Mod to safe guard against potential danger...

    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    • Originally posted by psr View Post
      roflmao :d
      Last edited by phanikar; 12-24-2012, 11:49 AM.
      Stories of the open road...........

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      • this thread has turned really good, i am loving it...keep it coming....

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        this two wheeler i saw today morning, guys, i never knew sultan of brunei had a bajaj chetak made of pure gold.....-->

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        Tyre Sizes _ Spark Plugs

        Headlight Focus _ Fork Oils

        All India xBhp Couple Riders Thread

        Ashtavinayak + Shirdi
        Purandar
        Raigad
        Dapoli
        Aurangabad
        Kaas Plateu & Thoseghar Waterfalls
        Purandar

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        • Fastest GAY marriage proposal: Man1: 'Khaana Banana' aata he? Man2: Nahi par!... 'Banana Khaana' aata he:-* & They lived happily ever after...:-P

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            Whayya Idea SIR JI!

            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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            • Last edited by theironhorse99; 12-24-2012, 07:38 PM.
              "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

              RE Bullet 1977 - Current
              RX-100 1995 - Current
              CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
              Activa 2004 - Current
              CBR 250R 2012 - Current
              Ninja 650 2013 - Current.

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              • Photos taken at the right moment.....






                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • And psr, loved the Panties photo, ROFL!

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • How to Kill a Lion...

                      TCS method:
                      hire a lion
                      give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
                      lion dies of hunger and frustration


                      Cognizant Method:
                      hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
                      give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
                      hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
                      give them same gobi 65 to eat
                      hire 200 more....... and more .......


                      IBM's metbod:
                      hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour ...
                      he dies of unemployment...


                      Syntel Method:
                      Hire a Cat ...
                      assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
                      make sure that he never reaches onsite.
                      Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion....


                      MBT method:
                      hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 60% he will lose the job.
                      lion dies of the strain?


                      i-Flex method:
                      hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
                      for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes
                      alive he will get band movement (promotion)
                      holy cow dies in fear of the real lion


                      COSL Method:
                      hire a lion .
                      tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance...
                      lion dies from fear that tommorrow he might become a goat....


                      Polaris Method :
                      hire ...sorry....purchase a lion(COSL) ..
                      change his timings...(instead of 9 AM ...change it to 8:30 AM )
                      cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
                      lion dies from fear of becoming CAT.....


                      Satyam method:
                      hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat...
                      the lion dies before joining....


                      Wipro Method:
                      Hire a Lion,
                      give him a mail Id.
                      he will die recieving stupid mails all day........!!!!


                      Accenture Method:
                      Hire a lion....
                      Send him to chennai
                      Ask him to stay on bench for a long time
                      Ask him to eat idli,Dosa and Vada
                      No hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking ppl other than TAMIL...
                      No good food, No water..and specially No Beautiful girls
                      And say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger".
                      Lion dies in confusion he is Tiger or lion......


                      HUAWEI Method:
                      Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion...
                      Give him work of 3 Lions
                      Tell him to work late and even on weekends...
                      No time for food and family, automatically die


                      THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST

                      INFOSYS METHOD:
                      HIRE A LION
                      SEND HIM FOR TRAINING IN MYSORE AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE
                      KING OF THE JUNGLE!
                      MAkE HIM TAKE GENERIC COMPREE EXAM
                      LION TURNS INTO CAT
                      MAKE HIM TAKE STREAM COMPREE EXAM
                      CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
                      SEND HIM INTO PRODUCTION WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WID HE LEARNED IN TRNG
                      MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
                      SEND HIM MAILS TELLING ABOUT MANDATORY CERTIFICATIONS

                      ................................MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE ................SO TRUE!
                      Whenever there is a Rainbow in the sky, I know it's u mastering the art of Cornering. U will always be remembered brother, R.I.P Arun.

                      The 5 Speed Restoration
                      The Z Restoration


                      /2001 Yamaha Rx 135 5 Speed/ 1999 Yamaha RXZ 135/ 2012 Honda Dio/ ?

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                      • Officer and the Camel

                        A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert.

                        During his first inspection of the outfit, he
                        noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the
                        Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant
                        said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and
                        no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have
                        Molly The Camel.

                        The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can
                        understand about the 'urges', so the camel can stay.'

                        About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.
                        Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel
                        to his tent. Putting a ladder
                        behind the camel, the Captain stands
                        on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex
                        with the camel.

                        When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that
                        how the men do it?'

                        'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where
                        the girls are.
                        Whenever there is a Rainbow in the sky, I know it's u mastering the art of Cornering. U will always be remembered brother, R.I.P Arun.

                        The 5 Speed Restoration
                        The Z Restoration


                        /2001 Yamaha Rx 135 5 Speed/ 1999 Yamaha RXZ 135/ 2012 Honda Dio/ ?

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                        • TEACHER: Frame a sentence using the world "HARASSMENT"

                          STUDENT: I was in love with a girl and HerAssMeant a lot to me!!

                          LOOL!

                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                          • How to upload Data in Cloud Computing...

                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • Originally posted by psr View Post
                                HEY!

                                u dont add up the remaining balance and match with the amount spend...

                                for example..i spend 1 rupee at a time till my money gets over

                                Expense;balance

                                1;49
                                1;48
                                1;47
                                1;46
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                                .
                                1;1
                                1;0

                                add up expense and balance ad u will see expense adds up to 50 but balance adds up to 1225

                                nice try psr!
                                Pulsar 200NS parts list
                                https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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