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Originally posted by Divya Sharan
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really nice touch dude -
In an Engineering University during a math's class:
Student:
Why do we have to learn this?
Teacher:
To save lives.
Student:
How does math save lives?
Teacher:
It keeps idiots like u out of medical college...!!!Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'i'm possible'! -Audrey Hepburn
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True to an extent.
Nice ad though
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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You have positioned the "Equipment" correctly...Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View PostTrue to an extent.
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Cheers!
VJ
Men are such fall guys for " Gadgets, and Equipments".Last edited by psr; 01-25-2013, 07:11 PM.When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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LOL!Originally posted by psr View PostYou have positioned the "Equipment" correctly...
Men are such fall guys for " Gadgets, and Equipments".
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Morons managing forums...
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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Originally posted by aargee View Post
Seriously AARGEE sir, this made me convluse like crazy!!! LOL!!!Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Till BALLS do us apart!!
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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They are always like this. And im blocked from commentingOriginally posted by aargee View Post!
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Even the moronic moderator of that group is pardonable...but...there're 322 others who liked that post!!! It's an insult to the word "moron" calling those 322 of them
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another dayComment
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The Kawasaki Ninja Zx 10r is widely acknowledged as the best sports bike ever!
^ Corrected lol, They have corrected it now...Comment
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Oh look, he has his cock by his side(check the shadowOriginally posted by B7ACKTHORN View PostTill BALLS do us apart!!
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VJ
), i guess he really is waiting fro his testis..!!! 
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BikerLisa.
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Ek baar class main inspection hoti hain..
Headmaster sahib aate hain.......
Sawaal karna shuru!
Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari body ka sabse naram part konsa hain"?
Jab koi jawab nahin deta to master Tinku ki taraf ishara karte hue
Headmaster: "Tinku tum is ka jawab do"!!
Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka sabse naram part hain G##D, kyon ki, agar hame thand (cold) lag gaye hum kehte hain 'G##ND Phat gayi', Garmi lag jaya hum kehte hain 'G##ND phat gayi', thoda chalna pad jaye'G##ND phat gayi', Rona aa jaye 'G##ND phat gayi', Homework karana ho'G##ND phat gayi'
Headmaster ko gussa to aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi sahi hain to woh kuch nahin kehta..
phir sawaal karta hain
Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao ke, Ladki ki jab shaadi ho jaati hain to woh Doli ke time roti kyon hain"
Phir koi jawaab nahin deta......
master phir Tinku ko jawaab dene ko kehta hain.
Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bade master, gyani or Samajhdar AGAR AAPKI KOI 400KM GHAR SE DOOOOOR LE JAA KAR G##ND MAREGA TO AAPKO RONA NAHIN AAYEGA?
Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi thik hain...isleye woh use kuch nahin kehta.
Master phir sawaal karata hain
Headmaster: " Acha bachoo agar main aapko tisri aankh lagane ki shakti doon to tum kahan lagwaoge"
Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe,
koi kehta hain mooh main,
koi kehta hain pet main.
koi kehta hain kaan pe.....
Master ko koi bhi answer acha nahin lagta hain to woh Tinku ko phir khada karta hain
Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh haath ki badi wali ungli main lagawaoonga"
Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"
Tinku: " Main usko aapki G##ND main dalke ye dekhoonga ke aisa kaun sa kida aapki G##ND main Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har Sawaal mujhe hi pooch raha hai... :/Last edited by keshavrana; 01-26-2013, 12:54 AM.Do check out my Photography page on fb :)
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trolllllllllled.......Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'i'm possible'! -Audrey Hepburn
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