Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

Made Definitely in Cheena!






Cheers!
VJ

Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books then
REFERENCE books..??


The local author says


“Jack & Jill went up the hill


to fetch a pail of water,


jack fell down and broke his crown


and Jill came tumbling
after"


& REFERENCE BOOK says


“ 2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect hydride of oxygen whose quantity is not specified.


One member Jack of rapid irregular disturbing movements encounter fatal logical gravitational error leading to complete disarray.


Other member whose scope lies within disarray descends down the geographical protuberance at an acceleration, whose magnitude is controlled by the force of gravity

^ Bouncer ....like reference books ...

+ROFL

Like a goddamn BOSS!


Cheers!
VJ

Yeah, how often do we come across???


I too meant the dog driving a car!!

Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

Hehe. Good one

Very clean joke; no offence to Math lovers

@ Aargee...don't antagonize Al-Gebra, lest they launch Tree-gonometry ...

OLDY but still class
============

A Japani came to India.He took an auto to go to the airport,on the way a Honda overtakes,


Japani: Honda made in Japan..."very fast".
Next a Toyota overtakes


Japani: Toyota made in Japan... "very fast".
Reached airport and asked how much?


Driver: Rs 8,000.
Japani: Why so expensive?
.


Driver: meter Made in India.. VERY FAST!!

Cheers!
VJ

Yup I saw the dog First, though i think a little " Close Up " would have revealed better ..

Epic! This was indeed on my NDTV newsfeed in FB. Father daughter agreement to keep her off from using FB.



Cheers!
VJ

Best engine ever???

People having children at home, know what this means...

The Pope was returning to Rome. When his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to the Vatican. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.


'You know' he said, 'I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'


The driver said, 'No problem. Have at it.'


The Pope gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a carabinero operating his first speed trap.


The long black limo went by him doing 110 in a 90 km/h road.


The carabinero pulled out and easily caught the limo then got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving.


He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. 'I know we are supposed to enforce the law.... but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.'


The supervisor asked, 'Is it the governor?'


The young trooper said, 'No, he's more important than that.'


The supervisor said, 'Oh, so it's the president.'


The young trooper said, 'No, he's even more Important than that.'


After a moment,the supervisor finally asked, 'Well then, who is it?'


The young trooper said, 'I think it's Jesus, because he's got the Pope for a chauffeur!'