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  • Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
    "No," said his mom, "of course not."
    Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
    RX100 1996 | Karizma 2004 | Karizma-R 2011 | RXZ 1999 | RX 135 1998 | RX 100 1993 | CBF150 2005 - 2011

    2012 - Meghamalai | Kuttralam | 2011 Ooty | Munnar | 2010 Point Calimere | Horsley Hills | Yercaud

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    • Made Definitely in Cheena!

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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books then
        REFERENCE books..??


        The local author says


        “Jack & Jill went up the hill


        to fetch a pail of water,


        jack fell down and broke his crown


        and Jill came tumbling
        after"


        & REFERENCE BOOK says


        “ 2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect hydride of oxygen whose quantity is not specified.


        One member Jack of rapid irregular disturbing movements encounter fatal logical gravitational error leading to complete disarray.


        Other member whose scope lies within disarray descends down the geographical protuberance at an acceleration, whose magnitude is controlled by the force of gravity
        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • ^ Bouncer ....like reference books ...

          disarray descends down the geographical protuberance at an acceleration
          +ROFL
          Pride & Prejudice: Ladakh Ride,

          Ride To Raajmachi - Highway, Off Roading, Tent fire & Dhamaal

          Madness in Rajasthan - Travelogue


          "ATGATT, because sweat dries faster than skin heals"
          Riding faster then every one else will only guarantees you will ride alone.

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          • Like a goddamn BOSS!
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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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            • Yeah, how often do we come across???
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              I too meant the dog driving a car!!
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Hehe. Good one
                Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

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                • Very clean joke; no offence to Math lovers

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                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  • @ Aargee...don't antagonize Al-Gebra, lest they launch Tree-gonometry ...
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    • OLDY but still class
                      ============

                      A Japani came to India.He took an auto to go to the airport,on the way a Honda overtakes,


                      Japani: Honda made in Japan..."very fast".
                      Next a Toyota overtakes


                      Japani: Toyota made in Japan... "very fast".
                      Reached airport and asked how much?


                      Driver: Rs 8,000.
                      Japani: Why so expensive?
                      .


                      Driver: meter Made in India.. VERY FAST!!

                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                      The girl said, 'NO!'


                      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                      THE END

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                      • Originally posted by aargee View Post
                        Yeah, how often do we come across???


                        I too meant the dog driving a car!!
                        Yup I saw the dog First, though i think a little " Close Up " would have revealed better ..
                        Last edited by psr; 02-08-2013, 07:24 PM.
                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • Epic! This was indeed on my NDTV newsfeed in FB. Father daughter agreement to keep her off from using FB.

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                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                          • Best engine ever???

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                            facebook.com

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                            • People having children at home, know what this means...
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                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • The Pope was returning to Rome. When his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to the Vatican. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.


                                'You know' he said, 'I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'


                                The driver said, 'No problem. Have at it.'


                                The Pope gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a carabinero operating his first speed trap.


                                The long black limo went by him doing 110 in a 90 km/h road.


                                The carabinero pulled out and easily caught the limo then got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving.


                                He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. 'I know we are supposed to enforce the law.... but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.'


                                The supervisor asked, 'Is it the governor?'


                                The young trooper said, 'No, he's more important than that.'


                                The supervisor said, 'Oh, so it's the president.'


                                The young trooper said, 'No, he's even more Important than that.'


                                After a moment,the supervisor finally asked, 'Well then, who is it?'


                                The young trooper said, 'I think it's Jesus, because he's got the Pope for a chauffeur!'
                                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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