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**aargee** · 02-16-2013, 08:11 PM

Wish I had a girl friend,so that I could see from her POV

Sigh!

**aargee** · 02-16-2013, 10:38 PM

We're Indians...Indians are what we are...

**aman15** · 02-16-2013, 10:56 PM

Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back, galloping through a lush green meadow.
Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing.
Once again, the magnificent animal picks up speed except this time her inexperience gets the better of her. She finds herself barely able to hang on.
The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from the ground... catastrophe seconds away.
She begins to frantically scream for help when all of a sudden.........
Frank, the Wal-Mart door man, calmly walks up and unplugs the ride.

**keshavrana** · 02-16-2013, 11:06 PM

tooo angry

A monkey was watching a Human
Couple under a tree... And thinking what magic !!!

"The banana never ends after so many BITES...."

**B7ACKTHORN** · 02-16-2013, 11:40 PM

Poor Russians they didn't knew it was his plan.

Cheers!
VJ

**psr** · 02-17-2013, 12:07 PM

**psr** · 02-17-2013, 12:14 PM

**aman15** · 02-18-2013, 01:10 AM

|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"