^^ I see a face there.. Did anybody see two people?

liar, there is no face in the pic :P

Well I see 2 well shaped B**bs.

Nice concept......

Did you know there're 4 sides for Love?
1. One side
2. Two side
3. Multi side and...
4. Suicide

Thought to post a parrot joke, but posted the above one for starters...

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when a loud cried out:

"Jesus is watching you."

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

"Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

"The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," the parrot replied

Diamond Necklace

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

I saw two bo*bs first and then the two people.
Does that make me Bi-sexual ?
lol!

Latest model of BMW...

Yes, yes..the R&D for this model is unmatchable..!!!

Cheers
Ride Safe
Krishna

Joke told by Manohar Parrikar -CM of Goa at Pan IIT Meet in Pune
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"Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.

Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.

Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.

Jungle-lion:- For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?

City-lion:- Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government department, and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.

Jungle-lion:- But what did you eat there?

City-lion:- Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of government servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.

Jungle-lion:- Wow!

But, then how did you get caught?

City-lion:- Galti kar gaya yaar...
On the last day I ate the chai-walla...
Now, everyone missed their chai-walla & their chai..!

They launched a massive hunt. And I got caught...

Note - Mr Manohar Parrikar is another CM who is praised as much as Mr Modi ji; a quick info about him here - Manohar Parrikar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

hehe lol..

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NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.

The first applicant, an American engineer
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
]He asked for two million dollars.
medical research


The last applicant
engineer