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  • #691
    Post dedicated to people who keep making spelling mistakes...

    TELEGRAM #1
    A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:
    "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."


    TELEGRAM #2
    A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
    The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."


    TELEGRAM #3
    A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband.
    At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.
    Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
    "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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    • #692
      Two ladies in the moving bus, fighting at night if the window should be left open or closed, during peak Winter...

      Lady 1 : I cannot withstand the chillness; if you keep it open, I'll die freezing
      Lady 2 : There's too much congestion in here & if the window isn't opened, I'll die too

      No one could compromise on them & neither of them were willing to move to different seats, neither the driver nor the conductor, just then...

      A slightly elderly person got up & gave a brilliant suggestion...

      "First keep the door closed, so that the second lady dies; then we'll have the window opened so that the first one also dies", said the gentleman

      On hearing this, the fight stopped abruptly; everyone in the bus including the conductor & driver were immensely pleased.

      The conductor asked, "Sir, my respects to you, how come you are so wise? How can you think such indigenous?"

      So the gentleman replies, "I'm the husband for both those ladies"
      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      • #693
        just a few
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        Warm Regards,
        Pranav


        Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
        Spot me covered in:
        Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
        Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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        • #694
          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          • #695
            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • #696
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #697
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • #698



                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • #699
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    • #700
                      Didn't I tell ya, the society wanna get us spoiled.

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                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                      The girl said, 'NO!'


                      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                      THE END

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                      • #701
                        Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                        Didn't I tell ya, the society wanna get us spoiled.
                        epic !!
                        Warm Regards,
                        Pranav


                        Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
                        Spot me covered in:
                        Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
                        Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                        • #702
                          Beautiful.

                          A man asked the Lord Buddha "I want Happiness"


                          The Lord Buddha said "First remove 'I' That's ego"


                          "Then remove 'Want' That's desire"


                          "See now you're left with only 'Happiness' "


                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                          • #703
                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • #704
                              Two friends who grew up together in their child hood days, were fond of each other....When one took the 2nd group in studies ,
                              the other would do the same, when one bought baggy dress the other would follow the same.. Their mutual affection grew
                              and their families too were close to each other.....
                              Over a period of time circumstances forced the family and friends to separate, and reside in diferent states far away from each other.
                              After Graduation one friend Joined the IPS and hearing of this the other friend too Joined the IPS.
                              Both grew in stature and got married and started their family...but still kept in touch through phone and letter...
                              After a long time both got posted in the same place and their joy knew no bounds..
                              Finally when they both met and wanted to embrace each other....they couldn't do it..

                              Wonder why ?

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                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • #705


                                Last edited by psr; 03-03-2013, 11:06 AM.
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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