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  • High Heel race! Losers get to kiss the road!


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    Cheers!
    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    • Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
      @xpranav, Punajbi name theory, kick ass!
      Originally posted by shahbaz63 View Post
      Punjabi name theory -ROFL .. its so true....
      Originally posted by psr View Post
      Both are awesome....

      wasn't expecting such a huge applause upon my efforts here .......... now i guess it's my turn to carry a smile

      Warm Regards,
      Pranav


      Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

      Spot me covered in:
      Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

      Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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      • Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post

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        Dude...why did you take the picture from the front? Can make out nothing!!!
        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • Originally posted by aargee View Post
          Well, I didn't find it much of a joke, may be because of this movie...
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          i accept ........ and must admit ....... by the way I have turned fan of your's and B7ACKTHORN's work all around on this forum

          Warm Regards,
          Pranav


          Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

          Spot me covered in:
          Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

          Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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          • Originally posted by aargee View Post
            Dude...why did you take the picture from the front? Can make out nothing!!!
            Why this kolaveri saab ?

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            • Originally posted by aargee View Post
              Dude...why did you take the picture from the front? Can make out nothing!!!
              if the pic would have been the other way ........ i think Mods may have their censor scissors ready to cut it off

              Warm Regards,
              Pranav


              Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

              Spot me covered in:
              Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

              Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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              • when i saw this, I though its just a fake cartoon

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                but as I made a google search, I was left with the truth

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                Warm Regards,
                Pranav


                Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                Spot me covered in:
                Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                • Originally posted by xpranav View Post
                  i accept ........ and must admit ....... by the way I have turned fan of your's and B7ACKTHORN's work all around on this forum
                  Yea, Why dis Kolaveri saab? Pls spare me Click image for larger version

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                  Originally posted by krishnab4u View Post
                  Why this kolaveri saab ?
                  Ideally you should've replaced "ol" with "am" to make it more humorous hehe
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

                      Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

                      OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

                      Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

                      A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

                      The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

                      The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..

                      Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.

                      Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

                      The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

                      After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

                      So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

                      Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'






                      A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
                      'fascinate' in a sentence.

                      Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
                      and we all saw his pet sheep.

                      It was fascinating."

                      The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
                      'fascinate, not fascinating'."

                      Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
                      was fascinated."

                      The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
                      the word 'fascinate'."

                      Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
                      been burned by Little Johnny before.

                      She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
                      'fascinate', so she called on him.

                      Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her t*ts are so big she can only fasten eight."

                      The teacher sat down and cried
                      I respect the threat.
                      ~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0

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                      • PATEL, A Gujarati...

                        Patel was bragging to his boss one day,'Do you know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them'

                        Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Patel how about Tom Cruise?'

                        'Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it', said Patel

                        So, Patel and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, 'Patel! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!'

                        Although impressed, Patel's boss is still skeptical; after they leave his house, he tells Patel that him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

                        'No, no, just name anyone else', says Patel

                        'President Obama', his boss quickly retorts.

                        'Yes,' Patel says, 'I know him, let's fly out to Washington.' And, off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Patel on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, 'Patel , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up.'

                        Well, the boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Patel, who again implores him to name anyone else.

                        'The Pope,' his boss replies.

                        'Sure!' says Patel. 'My folks are from Italy, and I've known the Pope a long time.'

                        So off they fly to Rome. Patel and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Patel says, 'This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.'

                        And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Patel emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Patel returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

                        Working his way to his boss' side, Patel asks him, 'What happened?'

                        His boss looks up and says, 'I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, “Who's that on the balcony with Patel?
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                        • Nothing is as hilarious as Husband-Wife joke

                          Fresh from the shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small.

                          Instead of characteristically telling him it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds, daily."

                          Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts

                          "How long will this take?" she asked.

                          "They will grow larger over a period of years" the husband replied.

                          She stopped & asked "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"

                          Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

                          He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although with a severe limp. Stupid, stupid man!
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • A woman was suing a man for defamation of character, charging that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

                            After the trial, he asked the Judge, "Does this mean that I can't call Miss Stuart a pig?"

                            The Judge said that was accurate.

                            "Does this also mean that I can't call a pig 'Miss Stuart'?" the man asked.

                            The Judge told the man that he could indeed call a pig 'Miss Stuart' with no fear of legal action.

                            The man then looked Miss Stuart directly in the eye and said, "Good afternoon, Miss Stuart!"
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • A joke on Motorcycle - No offence to anyone

                              A Horse, a Chicken & a Harley...

                              On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

                              Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

                              Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

                              Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

                              A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

                              The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

                              The moral of the story: "When you're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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