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Theory of longevity :
Morning : Two eggs with milk
Evening : Two pegs with chips
Night : Two legs with lips
Sign Outside a
Silicon Breast Implant Clinic:
"We Rearrange Alphabets,
'LEMONS' to 'MELONS'..!
Cheerz!!The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.
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Ministers ek Gaon ke Ghar ME jakar ek Aurat se Bole: " Ab hum aa gaye hai, Ab Vikaas Hoga "
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Aurat :"Pichli Baar Bhi Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha , Par Munni Hui Thi"
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Originally posted by Cleaner View PostLol my last name is "chutia".BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
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Warm Regards,
Pranav
Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
Spot me covered in:
Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification
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15 saal ka Chota bunty.. sheela bhabi Aur ek ladke Ko Sex Karte Huwe Dekh Leta Hai
Bunty:- Mujhe Bhi Karne Do...Warna aap ke husband
Ko Bata Dunga.!
Sheela bhabi:- Le Kar Le...
Bunty Kaafi Try Karta Hai Par Uska Khada Hi Nahi Hota.
Bunty Chaddi Pahente Huwe:- Duniyadari Ki Maa...
Jo Galat Hai Wo Galat Hai...Mai to Bataaunga...The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.
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Originally posted by xpranav View PostYou see I am still not giving up my research , while it may also help the seniors here on the thread as well in cases of personal emergency Just got the details/intro of a kind-of-useful manual
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your time will come too
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learning from tv adds::: 1. Kareena has dandruff problem,Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. 2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.. 3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.. 4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy Fizz & Lays khata hai and still Bade Aaram Se FIT rehta hai.. 5. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.. 6. You can change your country by drinking Tata Tea.. 7. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!! 8. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married.., take her to a jewellery shop.. 9. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.. 10. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
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During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?The man said yes !0 The robber shot him.Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face? She said no, but my husband over there did..!!
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Baccha phone par: Yeh kahan ka number hai..??
S.H.0: Police Station..!!
Bacha: Tumharey paas kya hai?
S.H.O ghussey sey: Danda..!!
Bacha: andar le lo..!! Ye bol kar bacchey ney phone disconnect kar diya.
S.H.O ney us number pey call kiya. Bacchey ki Maa ney phone uthaya.
S.H.O ney poocha: Yahan sey ek bacchey ney call kiya aur kaha Danda andar le lo..!!
Maa: Kitni deir pehley..??
S.H.O: 10 minute pehley.
Maa: I am so sorry, kafi deir ho gai hai, ab nikaal lo aap bhi kahan bacchon ki baaton mein aagaye..!!
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