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    The New TVS Pulsar 375 :P :P

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    The sports variant
    Splendor - 2k to 2006
    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
    RayZ - 2015 til now
    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


    Delhi to Narkanda
    Delhi to Coimbatore
    Delhi to Nepal

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      Originally posted by The Monk View Post
      The biggest joke of IPL from the man who just wont retire -

      http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/...cle4755259.ece
      Thought you are pointing to Sirni Mama.

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        Theory of longevity :

        Morning : Two eggs with milk

        Evening : Two pegs with chips

        Night : Two legs with lips


        Sign Outside a
        Silicon Breast Implant Clinic:

        "We Rearrange Alphabets,

        'LEMONS' to 'MELONS'..!


        Cheerz!!
        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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          Ministers ek Gaon ke Ghar ME jakar ek Aurat se Bole: " Ab hum aa gaye hai, Ab Vikaas Hoga "
          .


          Aurat :"Pichli Baar Bhi Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha , Par Munni Hui Thi"

          The Dream come true


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            Perfect marwadi :
            Bus Conductor: Bacho Ki Umar Kya Hai?
            Marwadi: 2 Saal, 2.5 Saal Aur 3 Saal.
            Conductor: saale ticket nai leni to mat le par gap to thik rakh...😀😀

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              Originally posted by whymail View Post
              i wud've changed my last name, had this been mine!

              [ATTACH=CONFIG]102005[/ATTACH]
              Lol my last name is "chutia".
              I am back!

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                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                Lol my last name is "chutia".
                I can understand
                BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                  You see I am still not giving up my research , while it may also help the seniors here on the thread as well in cases of personal emergency Just got the details/intro of a kind-of-useful manual

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                  Warm Regards,
                  Pranav


                  Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                  Spot me covered in:
                  Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                  Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                    Teens & Grown-ups are not washing their hands often?
                    well, here's the perfect remedy!
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                    What an idea Sirjee!
                    ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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                      15 saal ka Chota bunty.. sheela bhabi Aur ek ladke Ko Sex Karte Huwe Dekh Leta Hai

                      Bunty:- Mujhe Bhi Karne Do...Warna aap ke husband
                      Ko Bata Dunga.!

                      Sheela bhabi:- Le Kar Le...

                      Bunty Kaafi Try Karta Hai Par Uska Khada Hi Nahi Hota.

                      Bunty Chaddi Pahente Huwe:- Duniyadari Ki Maa...
                      Jo Galat Hai Wo Galat Hai...Mai to Bataaunga...
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        Originally posted by xpranav View Post
                        You see I am still not giving up my research , while it may also help the seniors here on the thread as well in cases of personal emergency Just got the details/intro of a kind-of-useful manual

                        [ATTACH=CONFIG]102560[/ATTACH]

                        your time will come too

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                          learning from tv adds::: 1. Kareena has dandruff problem,Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. 2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.. 3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.. 4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy Fizz & Lays khata hai and still Bade Aaram Se FIT rehta hai.. 5. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.. 6. You can change your country by drinking Tata Tea.. 7. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!! 8. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married.., take her to a jewellery shop.. 9. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.. 10. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!

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                          During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?The man said yes !0 The robber shot him.Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face? She said no, but my husband over there did..!!
                          Ride like you are invisible.

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                            2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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                              Baccha phone par: Yeh kahan ka number hai..??

                              S.H.0: Police Station..!!

                              Bacha: Tumharey paas kya hai?

                              S.H.O ghussey sey: Danda..!!

                              Bacha: andar le lo..!! Ye bol kar bacchey ney phone disconnect kar diya.

                              S.H.O ney us number pey call kiya. Bacchey ki Maa ney phone uthaya.

                              S.H.O ney poocha: Yahan sey ek bacchey ney call kiya aur kaha Danda andar le lo..!!

                              Maa: Kitni deir pehley..??

                              S.H.O: 10 minute pehley.

                              Maa: I am so sorry, kafi deir ho gai hai, ab nikaal lo aap bhi kahan bacchon ki baaton mein aagaye..!!

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                                The teacher asks a Rinky, "Name three plays by Shakespeare?"
                                Rinky: 4 inches, 8 inches and 12 inches.
                                Teacher: What's that supposed to mean?
                                Rinky: "Much Ado About Nothing", "As You Like It" and "A Midsummer Night's Dream"!

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