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not sure if this link works.. but found a video which might be scary



couldn't attach the video.. so open this link

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I am really sorry for the inconvenience ....................

The headline is saying "Girlfriend calls you while you are studying" ............. the highlighted section in: (a) green is "No Tension" and (b) orange is "SMS to 97xxxxxxxx"

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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Joshua... P.S Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home!

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and then grandma asks

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Addicted to Facebook...

Teacher:" What will u do after growing up.. ??

Student:" Facebooking

Teacher:" No! I mean what will u Become...??

Student:" Admin of facebook pages

Teacher:" O My G0d! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up...??

Student:" Facebook Admin Rights

Teacher:" Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents...??

Student:" I create a page for them on facebooK. "I Luv Mom n Dad..

Teacher:" Stupid! What do ur parents want from U...??

Student:" My facebook password..

Teacher:" Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ??

Student:" Facebook but never face a book...

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He understood wrong oppicer...

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Very true, BTW I think this the only thread, where moderators have to keep on eye always...

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WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED
TO RUN ADVICE In LOVE
COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES
AND NEWSPAPERS

Anonymous:
Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started 2 overheat so i had to turn back and get another car. When i got home i found my husband in bed with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help.

Reply:
Dear anonymous.
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey. U must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you...!! 

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ROFL

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and so is the current scenario

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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said: "the food looks delicious, let's eat"

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook

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Abd then the fight started:banghead:

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A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.
Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’

THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.

You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes.
Which says that you can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.

Anyhow you thank God and return home.
Then you think, “At home I already have 2 kids.

Whose are those?”

THIS IS REAL TENSION!

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NEW GENERATION::::::Little Johnny is outside in the back yard playing with his toy airplane. He takes it up in the air "rrrrrrrrrr" and brings it down for a landing, at which point he yells real loud "All you motherf***ers that wanna get off, get off. All you motherf***ers that wanna get on, get on." Well Johnnys mom is in the kitchen and hears him yell this. Shocked, Johnnys mom runs outside and tells Johnny to go to his room for 3 hours and think about what he's said. Pouting, johnny stomps to his room. 3 hours later Johnny comes out of his room and goes straight for his toy airplane in the back yard. He picks it up, flys it around a little and lands it. With mom listening closely from the window Johnny says "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. All you nice people that wanna get on, get on......and all you motherf***ers complaining about the 3 hour time delay, talk to the bi**h in the kitchen... ----consecutive posts auto-merged----- Littile jhonny: "I wish my money would just have sex in my wallet and multiply"