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  • #1531
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    Warm Regards,
    Pranav


    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
    Spot me covered in:
    Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
    Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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    • #1532
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      ROFL!!!!
      Got it now!
      Apache 180

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      • #1533
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        Last edited by psr; 06-01-2013, 10:45 AM.
        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        • #1534
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          Originally posted by saipranav View Post
          Never understood this joke! Some one explain
          Originally posted by mayank.travadi View Post
          what are holidays called in hindi???
          Hahaha.., So now you got the point saipranav....

          ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

          Originally posted by saipranav View Post
          Never understood this joke! Some one explain
          Originally posted by mayank.travadi View Post
          what are holidays called in hindi???
          Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
          Boy n girl chating on facebook...
          .
          .
          .
          Girl- din bhar facebook pe online hai..chutiya hai kya ?

          Boy- tu hogi chutiya...tera pura khandan chutiyaa..aur fb tere baap ka hai kya ????

          Girl (after 3-4 minutes) - i was asking about holidays.


          Desperation is when ur in a taxi.
          Ur girlfriend texts u,
          "SEX TONIGHT?"
          You type, "YES"
          Then a thief snatches
          ur phone thru d window and instead of shouting for "HELP!"
          You shout,
          "send mar.....!
          Send mar! Bhenchod
          Phone leja magar Send to maarrr"
          Oh man I always laugh too much every time as when I saw these joke first time...
          KTM RC390 - Current
          Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
          Hero Hunk - Sold
          An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.

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          • #1535
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            banta was charged w/ necrophilia [having sex w/ a dead person]
            judge: give me one reason why u did what u did??!!??
            banta: oye tussi kamal karte ho! you asking me one reason? i will give u three...
            1. its none of your business
            2. she was my wife
            3. i didnt know she was dead... she always pretended like she were a corpse while having sex all these years!
            ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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            • #1536
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              the remedy for the incurable


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              Warm Regards,
              Pranav


              Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
              Spot me covered in:
              Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
              Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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              • #1537
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by xpranav View Post
                the remedy for the incurable


                [ATTACH=CONFIG]102902[/ATTACH]
                Translation pleaseeeeeeeeee.......

                Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

                Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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                • #1538
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                  There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other.The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talkingtree. The tree said: "I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!"So the bear went first. "I wish all the bears in the forest are females." And all the bears in the forest turned into females..The rabbit said: "I wish I had a helmet.." Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny..The bear wishes: "I wish all the bears in the country are females.."The wish was granted.The rabbit says, "I wish I have a motorcycle." By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he's ever seen...The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world.The bear says: "I wish all the bears in the world are female..!"The wish is granted.When it's the rabbit's turn towish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says: "I wish that bear becomes gay...!!!"
                  Last edited by Midhun.akd; 06-01-2013, 02:24 PM. Reason: Typo

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                  • #1539
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                    MODERATOR REQUEST: Guys, I understand that adult jokes are somewhat incomplete without a slight degree of "X" stuff, the adult stuff. But please refrain from going full throttle, without any (********) censors & refrain. We have lady members on Xbhp too.

                    Slightly "Suggestive" is ok, but avoid making our beloved site come on Google, whenever someone searches XXX stuff. Hope you understand. ...

                    Keep continuing...
                    Last edited by Samarth 619; 06-01-2013, 04:23 PM.
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                    Brotherhood, Rules, Freedom. Xbhp.
                    Indian riding = Alertness, Anticipation and Adjustment.

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                    • #1540
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by Samarth 619 View Post
                      MODERATOR REQUEST: Guys, I understand that adult jokes are somewhat incomplete without a slight degree of "X" stuff, the adult stuff. But please refrain from going full throttle, without any (********) censors & refrain. We have lady members on Xbhp too.

                      Slightly Suggestive is ok, but avoid making our beloved site come on Google Searches whenever someone searches some XXX stuff. Hope you understand. ...

                      Keep continuing...
                      Yep... truly said

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                      • #1541
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                        Second best reason why i wear helmets
                        Carb Tuning made easy (Thanks Sibun !)

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                        • #1542
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by Samarth 619 View Post
                          MODERATOR REQUEST: Guys, I understand that adult jokes are somewhat incomplete without a slight degree of "X" stuff, the adult stuff. But please refrain from going full throttle, without any (********) censors & refrain. We have lady members on Xbhp too.

                          Slightly "Suggestive" is ok, but avoid making our beloved site come on Google, whenever someone searches XXX stuff. Hope you understand. ...

                          Keep continuing...
                          Very True.. lady members huh??
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                          • #1543
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • #1544
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by psr View Post
                              Jersey fixing for Rs. 100/- lol.. good one sir.. just one small question.. are you against IPL??
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                              • #1545
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                                Jersey fixing for Rs. 100/- lol.. good one sir.. just one small question.. are you against IPL??
                                Against Glorifying any activity.....or achievements.....all are temporary and will change......
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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